DID YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE
DAYS WHEN YOU SHOULDN'T:

you shouldn't have set the alarm the night before,
you shouldn't have let the cat out early in the morning,
you shouldn't have locked the door
when you stepped outside to let the cat back in,


you shouldn't have put the bacon on to cook
before doing the above action,
you shouldn't have given the neighbor
the hidden key in the flower box,

you shouldn't have slept in a mini
nightie that was now clinging to a freezing
body in 32 degree weather,

you shouldn't
have told the same neighbor that if he
ever bothered you for a cup of sugar you
would personally send him to Cuba for it;


you shouldn't have taken all of the warm
jackets to Good Will day before yesterday;
the ones that were stored in the
only shed that is unlocked;

Why is the cat crying?
Oh he can smell the bacon burning
and the smoke alarms are hurting his ears.

Oh heck,the milk man will be by in an hour,
you did remember to order milk, didn't you?
If you haven't frozen to death maybe
he can climb up through the bathroom window;

why not you?
YOU JUST BROKE YOUR ARM LAST WEEK
FROM STANDING ON THE TOP RUNG OF A LADDER.
THE ONE THAT SAYS
DO NOT STAND HERE !!