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GOD

LAWYERS

Sits on a throne

Sits in a swivel chair

Lives in the clouds

Have only their heads
in the clouds

Rests on the Seventh Day.

Rest for six days a week,to summon up the energy for a golf game on the Seventh Day.

Welcomes sacramental
offerings.

Welcome cash, cheques and
all major credit cards.

Has angels take care of the details.

Have associates take care
of the details.

Makes sure His followers do not have to wait long at the Pearly Gates.

Make sure their clients have long waits in the
reception room.

Blesses the poor.

Refer the poor to
Legal Aid.

Answers calls.

Do Not answer calls.