Experienced lawyers know the importance of keeping their clients' spirits high, whether or not there is a reason for optimism.

Happy clients pay their bills more willingly. A few well-chosen phrases can make all the difference.

 

WHEN LAWYERS SAY...

IT MEANS......

At long last we can proceed with an appeal.

We lost the case in the lower court

Congratulations!
We made legal history today.

Judge gave opposing party highest award ever, setting a new legal precedent.

There will be a few minor expenses of course.

There will be LOTS of legal expenses

Good News:
We finally have a chance to relax for a while

Another postponement was granted to the opposing party, the fifth one so far.

It's just a fishing expedition.

Opposing party has reasons to continue looking for additional evidence.

Our case has been put on the court calendar.

The case has a chance to come to trial in a year or two.

You will be able to repay your debt in no time at all.

Court Order was issued to garnish your wages and attach your house

We're standing firm.

Lawyer turned down a favourable offer for settlement.

Opposing lawyer called my office, but we're not going to respond.

The two lawyers have stopped talking to one another, eliminating any chances for a negotiated settlement.

I made my position clear and the judge listened very carefully.

Lawyer is held in contempt of court for his unprofessional conduct at trial.

It's just an opinion.

The court has issued a final judgement.

Don't worry about it.

Worry about it!

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