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Of course children need fathers -
no one else is so easy to ignore.
Modern toys are so complicated
only a child can use them
Remember when you used to look forward to school holidays??
Fathers always have the last words in any family and those word are - "Ask your mother"
Driving Rules
(1) A child in a car will always have the sun in it's eyes.
(2) A child will only be sick in a brand new car.
(3) "Are we there yet" means you're 5 minutes off a traffic jam and a lost temper.
If you want your child's attention.... start a fight.
One father is worth 100 schoolteachers.
Marriage is an institution... children are Dad's destitution.
Daddy's little girl is also Daddy's little debt.
The best way to keep your word with your children is not to give it in the first place.
There are two kinds of travel...... First Class and with children.
It's not easy being a father, if it were, more of them would stick around.
By the time a father thinks he can make ends meet... someone moves the ends.
Fathers shouldn't worry about being up-to-date with youth culture because when you think about it, youth culture is a contradiction in terms anyway.
Guest Book, won't you please sign?
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