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You know you've lost control of your children, when you're the one that gets locked in your room.
Post natal depression shouldn't last more than eighteen years.
Should you have children after 40??
No, 40 children is quite enough for any woman!
If you really want your child to do something, forbid them to do it!
Motherhood: a 20 year non - refundable ticket to a domestic ghetto.
Babies' luggage makes Ivana Trump look frugal!
Mothering is learned through experience and word of mouth.
This year's word is: "Prozac!!"
Children only cry when Mom sees them fall over.
It takes a Mother 18 years to make her son into a man and a girlfriend 20 minutes to turn him back into a child.
With child rearing, after all is said and done, more is said than done.
Adolescence is a period in a child's life when their mother becomes particularly difficult.
Mothering is a hard job. If it were easy, you'd have consultants charging $100 and hour to do it!
It's only natural for a Mother to have favourites, unless you only have one child. and she's not your favourite!
If a baby smiles at you it's because:-
(a) He loves you.
(b) He's got wind
(c) He's just learned to smile.
(d) He's just thought of a joke..
(e) You are the joke.
If you have a child carer who:
dotes on your child;
will come at a moment's notice;
doesn't mind how long they stay....
you've got a granny!
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