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I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.

If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.

God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.

At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...
I Just Can't Remember It All.

My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.

I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do.

Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount.

(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah!

If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?

Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, -Seeks Frog.

I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now.

What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About.

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen.

Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.

First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order..

In America, Anyone Can Be President. --That's One of the Risks You Take..

Remember that your character is your destiny.

Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.