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How you know when you like Harry to much...
*You go cazy every time you don't get what you want in life
*You place a large pink bow in your hair
*You learn to become an ace pilot and a good hacker
*You nickname your two closest friends Leo and Terri
*When you meet new people you tell them your a Construct
*You dress like Harry
*You ask your parents constantly, Who's clone am I?. Even though its annoying the hell out of them.
*You do fanwork on Harry
-Every time you hurt your arm, you want to replace it with a mechanical one.
-You try to persuade your boyfriend to wear a bow in his hair. He recommends you seek professional help.
-You buy purple contact lenses, even though you don't need vision correction.
-You become as obsessed with Harry as he is with Melfina, by putting up pictures of him all over your room.
-You think about throwing darts at any other character in the pictures besides Harry, but change your mind because you might miss and hit him.
-You eat and drink only purple or aqua-blue foods/drinks, because they're "his" colors.
1. You suddenly get a desire to blow things up and insanely yell "Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! You Die!"
2. When ever someone picks a fight with you, you yell "Your a dead man, Gene!" or "We'll show them what happens when
they cross the McDougall Brothers!"
3. When you lose a fight you yell insanely "You think I'm going down that easily?"
4. You suddenly wear all black and pretend you are a bio-andriod. And you are constantly saying " Man this is lighter than
my real body!"
5. Every time your right arm falls asleep you shake it around wildly and yell "My arms freakin' out!"
6. Whenever you don't get your way you scream insanely "Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?"
7. You wear purple contacts and die your hair aqua-blue and put a big pink bow in it. Or you attempt to persuade your
significant other to do it.
*You beg people in chats to change their nickname to Harry just so you can glomp (big annoying hug) them.
*You pray every night and wish upon a star that Harry MacDougall could be real
*You talk about Harry ALL the time, 24/7
*You constantly search for more Harry paraphenelia
*And make your own when you can't find any more
*You catch yourself drooling while looking at Harry pics
*You "accidently" call your boyfriend Harry (or, for guys, your
girlfriend Melfina)
*You make a list of signs that you know you like Harry too much
*You do the soda can tab game, and if it doesn't land on any letter in Harry's name (first or last, and not necessarily the first letter)you crush, smash, and literally destroy that soda can and its tab.
*You have more Harry doodles in your school notes than notes
*You write Harry fanfiction/poetry
*You think psychotic evilness is sweet
*You call yourself Melfina in hopes of luring a Harry to you
*You cry when Harry dies, even after seeing it multiple times
*Whenever you meet someone named Harry, you drop to the ground and exclaim "I'm not worthy!"
*And if their last name is MacDougall (or any other spelling of that name), you beg them to marry you
*You name a pet or something precious to you after Harry
*You tell your boyfriend to grow his hair a little longer than shoulder-length, dye it aqua green, and tie a large purple or pink bow in it
*You sing Melfina's song in hopes of attracting a Harry to you
*You begin singing that song without thinking about it, in public
*You talk to people who don't even know who Harry is and try to convince them of how wonderful and perfect Harry is
*You succeed in convincing them of how wonderful and perfect Harry is
*You automatically hate anyone who dislikes Harry
*You educate people on Harry and tell them every tiny little insignificant tidbit about him
*If you hear anyone insult Harry, your first instinct is to go beat the living daylights out of them
The following are by: Alex Callos
*When your (former) best friend steals your girlfriend away from you, you act accordingly(and melodramtically)
"Go Gene. Go listen to her song..."
"Ask her to sing it again for me..."
(even if the guy's name isn't Gene...)
You then proceed to collapse onto the floor.
When your (new) girlfriend wants to watch something romantic with you, you pop in episode 25 of Outlaw Star and skip ahead to where Harry gives his last words to Melfina in cyberspace ;D
How to Know You Like Harry too Much (Sent in by: Jennifer Mizuno)
1. You cried when Harry died.
2. You yell at the TV when they show Melfina because
you can't understand why she doesn't love Harry.
3. You memorize the songs Melfina sings, thinking that
Harry is listening to you.
4. You start to sing the songs without knowing it, and
only catch yourself when you are done singing it...if you catch yourself singing it, and someone else doesn't catch you first.
5. Even though you don't know a word of Japenese, you
can sing Hiru no Tsuki with surprising accuracy.
6. Your mom thinks you sound just like Melfina when
you sing.
7. You spend 99% of your time online searching for a
halfway decent Harry sight, and when you can't find one, you decide to make your own.
8. The other 1% you spend online you use to check your
email to see if anyone sent you anything on Harry.
9. You talk your boyfriend to die his hair blue, and
grow it out. You tried to explain to him why, but in
the end he just had a really horrfied look on his
face.
10. When you ask him to put a purple ribbon in his
hair, he starts to question your sanity.
11. You ask him what he means? After all, you model
your life after Harry.
12. The only reason you don't want your nickname to be
Melfina is that you hate the fact she likes Gene and would like to kill Gene so this problem wouldn't exist.
13. You refer to your boyfriend's brother as Ron, even
though he asks you to stop calling him that and has threatened you with bodily harm if you don't.
14. After watching Harry die, you were left speechless, and when you finally could talk, all you could say was, "Poor Harry," over and over again.
15. After regaining your speech, all you can do is say
how awful it was that Harry died and try to think of ways to get him out of the El Dorado's computer and into a real body once again.
16. You start to have dreams about and day dream about
Harry.
17. When you aren't paying attention in class, your
teachers tell you to stop thinking about Harry and pay attention.
18. You wonder what yours and Harry's kids would look
like...You try to draw a picture of what they would
look like...It comes out good.
19. You start to wonder what Harry would look like if
he was human, not just an anime character....You start
to think Harry is human.
20. You start to look for him out in public and scream
"Harry!" as loud as you can...People actually turn around and look at you...You could've sworn one had blue hair...
21. You collect pictures of him from online and curse
at your printer when it runs out of ink when you're trying to print his pictures.
22. You won't go near the bad ones, saying how awful
they make him look and cursing at the animaters for
making an angel like Harry, look demonic.
How you know when you like Harry to much when (sent in by Kathydueker)
*You stalk anyone who's name is Harry
*You tie a purple ribbon to your bed in hopes that Harry will come to give
you a goodnight kiss.
*Your imaginary friend is Harry Macdougall, and your friends beg you to seek
professional help.
*Every time you see a hamster, you think of how cute Harry's eyes are.
*You accidentilly call your friends Terri and Leo.
*You think harry's tattoo screams rebellion
*You hold your pillow when you can't sleep, and pretend it's Harry
If you have reasons of your own then feel free to e-mail me with them and I'll post them up shortly.
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