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John Allen Montgomery Jr.

Lil' John, John-John, Moose

April 19th, 1982

Aries

Louisville, Ky

Honolulu, Hawaii (Pearl Harbor)

American Indian

A pos

Butler High School c/o 2000

Electronics Technician U.S. Navy Submarine Service

Partying, going to the beach, and drinking

History

Science

people I dont like

I can deal with any person or situation you put me in.

Get out of the Navy

not making it back home one of these times

pizza

blue

brown

5'11"

165 lbs

A little about John: I met John (AKA Lil' John) back in April of 1998 when i first started werking at the T² roller coaster. We also went to the same school we found out! We became friends really quick, and i remember we had trouble getting along with Mitch (he was our teamleader then). The first thing i did with John was rock-climbing. It was kewl. And after that we were like best-friends, and did everything together! We took a trip to St. Louis and Chicago together with this other friend of ours, and it was pretty kewl. John and I were a couple of goof-balls though. We had fun hanging out all the time but we sure did get into a lot of REALLY STUPID arguments! I look back and think....."BLAH! how retarded!" hahaha. There was even a time when me and John didnt speak to each other for months. His girlfriend, Jennifer Jarzomkowski, helped us to be friends again. And since then we have had lots more fun! I'll never forget when John, Robin, and i were driving up and down my street; Robin was driving and i rode on the hood! John and Jennifer J. also begged me to teach them how to drive a clutch,,,, oh man, were they hopeless!! We spent hour after hour trying to get them to learn how to drive a damn manual transmission!! hahahaha! Whether it be hanging out at my house and playin' Nintendo64, at his house doing something, going bowling, golfing, to the mall, spraying peoples with my windshield wiper fluid, getting attacked by drag-queens at the mall; we've done it all! hahahaha.

UPDATE: 05-27-00/05-28-00 Yesterday(May 27th) was John's graduation from Butler High School. I went to his party, but i was late because my sister had gone into labor. It was pretty kewl and fun. Lots of peoples were there; like Derek, Shawna (John's current girlfriend), John's sister and her son and husband, plus i got to see John's kewl parents, and this one dewd was drunk and acted like a total corn-ball! It was kewl and fun, but kinda sad cause John is moving. Recently, John decided he would join the Navy. He is in for four years of active duty, then 24 more months of like recruit or reserve work. On June 6th, he goes to Great Lakes for basic training then to Connecticut for 18 months. Good luck John....

UPDATE: 08-19-00: Today i got an e-mail from John's mom, Pepper! She was giving me some updates on John and his life in the Navy so far! John is in Connecticut now. He loves it up there. He starts school soon, but he gets liberty on the weekends and is free to go where ever until 10 or 11 on Fri, Sat and Sun. He lives in a dorm that he shares with 2 other guys and is on the 5th floor. He can see the ocean and bay from his window. They have plans to visit New York City and have plans for one weekend to go to the Six Flags in New Jersey. They also have plans to go to the Thanksgiving Parade in New York City and get special seats for that. It is going to be really tough on him when he gets out of school and gets on a submarine, and boot camp was really tough too, so everyone is glad that for now he is enjoying himself so much and getting to do what he always has wanted to do. OH YEAH!! He and Jennifer are back together too! That is awesome! :)

FROM JOHN!! I couldn't believe it! I was like "Who is this?!?" and John was like, "It's me, John, you dork!" I was like "EEEEEEEEEEEE" hahahahhaha! It was just so unexpected! But i was happy to here from my friend again after 3 months!!!! He told me how he hated boot-camp; how strict it was. He told me everything about it. He also told me what he was doing now; Living in Conneticut while he went to school to learn Submarines and Computers! How nifty! He told me he and Jennifer were back together. He is really excited about being able to travel around the world in a submarine. He told me that if he knew how boot-camp was before he joined the navy, however, that he wouldn't have joined! hahahha! It must have been terrible! He also said that he and Jennifer were back together and she was scared he was gonna find another girl in Conneticut. He was like "She don't have to worry about that! The girls here are UGLY and are SLUTS!" hahahaha! Since he has to wear his Navy uniform everywhere for three weeks he said the girls are all over him and the other Navy guys! mwahahahahah! That's funny... But anyways... John will get to come home for a visit sometime in December. And he also invited me to come to New York for New Years with him and his roommates! That would be so awesome!

I was really tired Monday morning and i sat in my car thinking, "i have ten minutes before class, i'll take a nap!" So i did. I was awakened when Derek stuck his head in my window! Then i see John's head poke in! hahahahha! I was like "acK! What time is it!?!?" I had missed all my classes. Whoops! I didn't feel so bad, cause Derek couldn't find a parking spot so he didn't go to class either. Hahahahhaha. Well we went to my house for a bit and talked to my mom. Then we went to pick up John's mom from werk, and the four of us went and ate at Denny's. It was so great. After that, i owed Anna five dollars so we went to Moby Dick to give it to her sister, Jenny. Jenny told me to give it to Anna myself. Derek said, "Will they kill us?!" hahahahha! I was like "I dunno, people around here fight u fer no damn reason; this is GERMAN TOWN, remember?!" Well, we went to Jenny's house, and i gave the five dollars to her cousin, Melony. Ugh, the bitch stared me down like she would shoot a fireball at me! I said, "BLAH!" and she comes out all barefoot, her boyfriend--big fat slob--comes out with no shirt, and her pill-poppin', drunk-ass brother comes out too! Me and Derek rushed to the car, and were like, "John, unlock the doors!" hahahah. John was calm and took his time. I pointed and laughed as we drove away. Well, then we picked up John's friend Mike, went to Derek's house for a while, and this girl Courtney showed up. Then, me, John, and Mike left and went to this dewd Jason's house and picked him up. Then we four went to the mall. We went to John's house after that and ate hot-dogs with his parents, and John's sister called from North Carolina. Then we went to this other Jason's house, and John's other Joe friend was there. They all got drunk, and it was too too funny. John kept saying "Outstanding!" all day! hahaha! Im glad John is back in Louisville until the 13th. We all miss the guy, and he missed Louisville too!

Ok, Thanksgivings Day, after my family got back from my Uncle Pat's house, i got a phone call from John. He made it seem like he was still in Connecticut, but Saturday i was surpised when someone knocked on my bedroom door and John walks in! "Get up Joe! You are lazy!" hahahhaha! Well, i got up, got a shower, and we went and ate at Arbys and talked about the Navy and other stuff that's happened since we last saw each other. John told me all about why he and Jennifer are NOT together anymore. Then John and me took Amber to werk, but she called soon after cause she got in a fight with her supervisor and got fired so we had to pick her up! hahahha! Too funny when she gave her supervisor lady the finger as we drove off in John's dad's truck! Well, then we chilled at my house for a couple of hours, and Crissy got hungry so, me, John, Amber, and Crissy loaded up in my car and went to Burger King. After that we sat at my house a while longer, played with Candie-Jo and took some pictures. Then, me and John went to his friends' house--Richard and Wendy--and that was really fun. Jason, Quiet Jason, Mike, the other Joe were there, and some new peoples like this girl Samantha were there. It was fun cause everyone got drunk and played funny music and gave all these lap-dances! It was really funny and kewl! I cain't wait 'til the Christmas party everyone is having! Plus John will be back fer that! OUTSTANDING! ;P

Dec 20th, John came home again for two-weeks. He was home for Christmas. Well, he came over and we hung out with my sisters, niece, and mom. . . until i was about to go to werk, and saw that my tire was completely flat. We couldn't air it up either because the valve-core was busted. BLAH! It was cold and snow was everywhere, but John was determined to get my tire off without the proper tools. Finally i decided to drag Eddie's big-ass air-compressor outside and air my tire, and rish to Big-O Tires. John went with me, and after my tire was fixed i headed to werk . . . almost 2 hours late!!!

The next day, i went to the mall with John and his sister, Christan, and her son Brendan and daughter Kierra. On the way to the mall, John's mom needed to stop somewhere, and she drove so fast,,,,lost me totally....but anyways, we got to the mall, and i dropped my car off to get the oil changed. Christan was there to get Brendan's 3-year-old pictures taken, so we did that. Brendan was acting too silly. Then we went baby-clothes shopping, and Christan and I picked out this adorable outfit for Candie-Jo!! We ate pizza after that, then i had to leave so i could go to werk.

I didn't see or hear from John again until Jan. 7th, when he came BACK home because his grandmother had passed away. He stopped by my house with Nathan (his cousin from out of state), crazy-ass Mike, and Quiet Jason. They convinced me to go bowling with them. We bowled for a little while, and Jennifer J. and Amanda showed up at the bowling alley.... we got bored and went to Mijer's,,, where John put me over his shoulder and spun me around in the parking lot...what a goof-ball. Then we decided to go to Jason's ("the boy upstairs") house, but he wasn't home when we got there. So, John, Jenn, Amanda, Nathan, and I came back to my house. Amber's friend, Big-Al got us some beer and wine-coolers, and we all went into the garage and had a fun time being silly and goofy!