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SCOTTY'S TALES
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S001 Things I learned in one five-minute session from my dog today Ó
S002 Charmin'; Just Charmin'----Ó
S003 Huntin' Dawg!!!!! Ó
S004 A Wag is a Wag is a Wag--?Ó
S005 Mushroom Stuffed GoldensÓ
S006 Watch Dogs? HA!! Ó
S007 Noah; The Ark; & Becky & the Pigger Ó
S008 Near Drowning Caused By Dumb OwnerÓ
S009 Wind, Rain, Cat Doo-Doo? Ó
S010 NewticlesÓ
S011 The Fecal GourmetÓ
S012 USFS vs. Canine FreedomÓ
S013 Red Dog Guilt TripÓ
S014 Conni-sewers, Becky & The PiggerÓ
S015 Becky--One Dog Cat PatrolÓ
S016 Becky & The PiggerÓ
S017 Spring is in the HairrrrrÓ
S018 And then there were three---Ó
S019 Dummy? Where? Ó
S020 Doctor; DoctorÓ
S021 Punky Peggy SueÓ
S022 Popcorn; FootballsÓ
S023 Stupid Goldens? Nahhhh! Ó
S024 Lawn Mowin' Dawg---Ó
S025 Speling Erors; et alÓ
S026 U.P.S. & Plum Nuts! Ó
S027 Peggy Sue--Killer dog! Ó
S028 TurfTaco DisposalÓ
S029 Dogs in carsÓ
S030 Surrogate mamaÓ
S031 End of a haira; er, era. [Bad pun--?]Ó
S032 Synchonized Tail WaggingÓ
S033 Lurking FencesÓ
S034 Re: Cute things goldens doÓ
S035 Lobby For DogbertÓ
S036 Macho Goldens [?]Ó
S037 The Lobbying Worked!!!!! Ó
S038 Language Barrier?? Ó
S039 Heartbreakers--!Ó
S040 Re: Aromatic Goldens and Anal GlandsÓ
S041 The EndÓ
S042 Sliding GoldensÓ
S043 The **BIG** Decision----Ó
S044 Decision is Over---Ó
S045 Puppy vs. Surgery---Ó
S046 The Teddy SnatchÓ
S047 White RatÓ
S048 Flying LessonsÓ
S049 A Hairy Bright Idea! Ó
S050 Hump In The Night? Ó
S051 Mr. MeanieÓ
S052 Earnies Big DayÓ
S053 Food? Ask Peggy Sue! Ó
S054 Snow Brainer [s] Ó
S055 Mass WoobicideÓ
S056 Kamikaze PupÓ
S057 Fresh Meat/Tasteless HumorÓ
S058 Earnies Excellent WeekendÓ
S059 Proud Papa!! Ó
S060 Age of DestructionÓ
S061 Who's There? Ó
S062 Earnies BIG DayÓ
S063 Joe CamelÓ
S064 Sock it to 'emÓ
S065 Anybody got an Ark??? Ó
S066 Rocket Man---Ó
S067 Hunting Season & Goldens Ó
S068 Feces ControlÓ
S069 Pleasure TeddyÓ
S070 Great White HumperÓ
S071 Things That Suck & Blow---Ó
S072 Psycho PiggerÓ
S073 Dog Snot & Dark WindowsÓ
S074 <<Your>> Dog! Ó
S075 Bearnerial DiseaseÓ
S076 Movies & The EarnsterÓ
S077 [Don't Eat] Yellow GrassÓ
S078 Earnie vs. Alpha BitchÓ
S079 Re: Hump-D-Bear Dead??? Ó
S080 What Dogs SayÓ
S081 Earnie: Water Dog! Ó
S082 *Finally* got one---Ó
S083 Tennis Ball TerroristÓ
S084 "MR." ButterballsÓ
S085 We've Been Slimed!!! Ó
S086 The Meandering BallÓ
S087 Earnies 1st B-Day! Ó
S088 It's a "Guy" Thing----Ó
S089 Earnies an "It"Ó
S090 A Very Fetching RedheadÓ
S091 The Knothead: Or "Rope-A-Dope"?Ó
S092 Slimy Crotch SyndromeÓ
S094 Runnin' StylesÓ
S095 The Family JowlsÓ
S096 Finally!! Earnie's Tired---!!Ó
S097 Earnie, Fungal GourmetÓ
S098 Hot Tub TerroristÓ
S099 *Danger!* A.M.C.A. Syndrome! Ó
S100 How Kibble Came AboutÓ
S101 Dog Angels Do Exist--Ó
S102 Recliner Chair RugbyÓ
S103 Seagull Relocation 101Ó
S104 Cat poop? Ask Peggy Sue! Ó
S105 Butt SniffingÓ
S106 Poop Eating? Peggy Sue Reveals All! Ó
S107 From Playboy to Plowboy----Ó
S108 Earnies Slam Dunk! :-[ Ó
S109 Earnie vs. "The Singer Killer"-!Ó
S110 Earnie the PotlickerÓ
S111 Slobbering? A Problem? HmmmmmÓ
S112 In Golden PondÓ
S113 Rubber Nubby Footballs [& Blondes] Ó
S114 BD--AD? Ha!! Ó
S115 Bulldozer BoyÓ
S116 Red Dog Squirrel SurveillanceÓ
S117 Crotch Sniffing >101<>102<Ó
S118 How To Launch A SquirrelÓ
S119 I *LIKE* Lawn Spots! Ó
S120 Hair We Go Again---:-<Ó
S121 Le BIG Suckeur---!Ó
S122 Travels With Scotty & MichaelÓ
S123 Poop Disposal? Be Creative! Ó
S124 Things not to learn from your dog! Ó
S125 Watchdogs? Not my girls---Ó
S126 I'm *Proud* of "My son"--!!Ó
S127 A Leap of Faith--<VBG>Ó
S128 Thoughts On "Losing One's Patience"--Ó
S129 Binaca--*THE* Secret Weapon---!Ó
S130 On Getting "Anal"--Ó
S131 Easter; Goldens; Grandsons--Fun??? Ó
S132 Ticked Off! Ó
S133 Not a "Hole" Lot of Help--Ó
S134 Tennis Balls and Where *Not* to Drop 'emÓ
S135 The 50 MPH Screen Door--;Ó
S136 Re: Our Screen Door SolutionÓ
S137 Define "Watch" Dog--!Ó
S138 National *Collision* Week! Ó
S139 The Face in the Mirror--Ó
S140 The *HAT*---!Ó
S141 Retrieving Can Be HazardousÓ
S142 Earnie May Make That 2nd B-Day--!Ó
S143 Agility; Earnie's Style--!Ó
S144 Re: snorkelingÓ
S145 Piggershave [sigh] Ó
S146 Earnie's Excellent B-Day! Ó
S147 Lamb Chop? Ó
S148 Re: Fargo the little fartÓ
S149 A Truly "Golden" List--Thanks! Ó
S150 Running the GauntletÓ
S151 Magic Tricks! Ditch the Kong--;-[Ó
S152 The Daily Scuffle ;-< Ó
S153 Stringers; Grazing, BarfingÓ
S154 Mushrooms! *Beware*!Ó
S155 Tennis Balls--From Earnie ;-< Ó
S156 Tennis Ball HysteriaÓ
S157 Socky Balls, Levi Legs-;-<Ó
S158 Oy, What A Night--;-<Ó
S159 Humping; 101Ó
S160 Lookalike Goldens--Ugly Goldens? Ó
S162 T.B. O/D--;-]Ó
S163 It Happened In Seattle--#1Ó
S164 #2--*Why* Are They Cheering--? ;-> Ó
S165 #3--Angering a Saint--;->>Ó
S167 Field Folks Got Guns--Ó
S168 Dr. Scotty, Analologist; Is In! Ó
S170 Golden RainÓ
S171 A Golden Walkie--;->Ó
S172 Re: Fans of the fecal gourmetÓ
S173 Re: Gross me out contestÓ
S174 Becky & The Bear :-<< Ó
S175 I'll* Show Ya "Netiquette"--<VBG>Ó
S176 Pigger & The KiwiÓ
S177 French Goldens, Oui? Ó
S178 The Plowboy--?Ó
S179 Ticks Suck. Ó
S180 Do Goldens Taste Like Chicken? Ó
S181 BBQ PostponedÓ
S182 Conformation Vs. ????? Ó
S183 Bitches Are Not Necessarily Canine--!Ó
S184 G.R.I.Q. ;-> Ó
S185 Annnd It's a Longggg Fly Ballll---!!!!!Ó
S186 If Only Becky Had A Handler--:-<Ó
S187 Of Mushrooms & GoldensÓ
S188 I Tink I Thaw a Puddy Tat--Ó
S189 Anal Sacs, The Sport!! Ó
S190 Sorry, Californians. Warning!! Ó
S191 I Know How Raise Rescue Funds! Ó
S192 Birfday Bitchin' Beach Bash! Ó
S193 My Dog--<<Your>> Dog-?Ó
S194 So--Who; Exactly *IS* Responsible--Anyway??? Ó
S195 Exploding Tennis Balls!! Ó
S196 It's the Uhhhh- Atmosphere? Ó
S197 Cereal Killers! Ó
S198 Re: BOYS -vs- GIRLSÓ
S199 Electric Nose Warmers---Ó
S200 Old Timers DiseaseÓ
S201 Earnie & The KingletÓ
S202 The Four-Bit Tug--Ó
S203 Peggy Sue--A.A.T.D. {YES!} Ó
S204 The Dingleberry-- : (Ó
S205 Latin, Goldens, Humbuggery -- etc. Ó
S206 Rescue Dog? Agility? HA!!!! Ó
S207 Walkie--on the "Wild Side"-!!Ó
S208 Lost? Just Say--"Dinner"!Ó
S209 Golden Football--OW!! Ó
S210 Humping 102--Dr. Is In! Ó
S211 Location of Anal Glands: 101Ó
S212 Healthy Dog Treats Suck! Ó
S213 Earnie 4x4--!Ó
S214 Earnie 4x4 Photo--!Ó
S215 Becky, Earnie, Peggy Sue--ALL Therapy Dogs!! Ó
S216 It's "ATTITUDE"; Dude--!Ó
S217 Earnie's a Blood Donor! Ó
S218 You Asked For it--Ó
S219 R.V. or Hair-V--??Ó
S220 Nursing Home Visit #1Ó
S221 Flying Dogs Exist! Ó
S222 Sleet, Rain, Flooding--and Eels! Ó
S223 Y'all C'mon Back; Y'hear? Ó
S224 The Kevorkian AwardÓ
S225 Poor "Penny"--;-<<Ó
S226 Re: Agility Prospect? Ó
S227 NW Anal Gland Expression Clinic--Notice! Ó
S228 The Long Goodbye-Ó
S229 Home is where the HAIR is---Ó
S230 Why Not To Live In Hawaii <BG>Ó
S231 Humpback Anal GlandsÓ
S232 Danger! The 3 AM Thirsties! :-< Ó
S233 You Can't Win 'Em All--;-<Ó
S234 Earnie 4x4--Mall Rat, Kid Magnet! Shameless Brag--!Ó
S235 Earnie Does Day Care! Ó
S236 My Dogs Speak on Confirmation Vs.---???? Ó
S237 Help Me Hang Earnie!! Ó
S238 A Golden Debate-
