Halloween Entrance

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For a Thriller of a dance!	George travels across the U.S. in search of Halloween fun!	Putrid Potables, Horrid'œuvres, Vile Vittles, & Gross Goodies!

**Pop-Corny Halloween one liners...**
What's the worst kind of street to be on at Halloween?	A dead end.
What kind of dog did Dracula own?	A blood hound.
Why don't skeletons eat spicy food?	They don't have the stomach for it.
What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?	She flies off the handle!
How do witches tell time?	With a witch watch of course.
How does a ghost start a computer?	He Boooo... ts it!
How is Dracula like Windows '98	They both eat up megabytes.
What kind of ghost haunts a hen house?	A poultry-geist.
How can you tell a ghost got too close to a bonfire?	He's a Ghost-Toasty.
Why does the ghost's e-mailbox rattle?	It's full of chain letters.

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