Marrakech - April 4, 1999Imagine
someone arriving at OHare Airport on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, speaking no
English, and having no place to stay. That was pretty much us in Marrakech. By the way,
have I thanked Lonely Planet for omitting the school holiday from their book?
Oh, I
believe I did earlier! Anyway, we arrived in the train station in Marrakech in early
afternoon with the entire day in front of us. The problem was there were about a thousand
other people who decided to share this day with us in the station. As soon as we got off
the train, it was complete chaos. Calmly, I told Kelly I would go over to the phones and
call some hotels. Nope. All the phones were broken. After waiting it out for 30 minutes we
decided to walk and try to find the youth hostel. It closed at 2pm for the afternoon and
it was about 1:45pm. Because we were tired of dragging our 100 pound backpacks with us
(they actually arent that heavy but it seemed like it that day), Kelly waited with
both packs at a café while I went out to search for the hostel. I finally found it but
there was no one there to be found.
So after returning to Kelly dejected, I grabbed a bunch of phone numbers to every hotel
in Morocco and found a phone. After 30 minutes, I found two places, both a bit out of our
price range. The first one was a suite at the Hotel Kenza for around $90/night. The other
option was the Hotel La Mamounia, the nicest hotel in probably all of Africa. The room was
about $350/night. Now, since it wasnt my birthday the next day, I thought I
shouldnt be the one to make this decision. Plus, I kind of wanted to blow our budget
and stay at the La Mamounia. But the sensible Kelly made the right decision to go to the
Hotel Kenza. It turned out we had a wonderful room that reminded us of Jeannies
bottle in "I dream of Jeannie". I probably lost half of you with that reference
but it had a living room that was surrounded by couches and lots of pillows. Plus it had a
television with SkyNews (Britains version of CNN) where we were able to learn the
latest of the situation in Kosovo.
As far as Marrakech, it was as exotic as we had heard. The heart of Marrakech is
certainly the Place Jemma El Fna. I read a quote somewhere that said without the Place
Jemma El Fna, Marrakech would be just another city in Morocco and I think thats very
true. The Place Jemma El Fna is the open area at the entrance to the medina. Its very
difficult to explain the chaos of this place, but the huge center contains circles of
people (mostly Moroccan) viewing various forms of entertainment.
As we peered into the first group, we saw a turban-topped man sitting cross-legged as
he blew into his hornhopefully controlling the Cobra in front of him. As we
approached, a man with another snake tried to wrap it around our necks and solicit a few
dirhams. Luckily we escaped with no bite marks.
In another circle we found a older man animatedly telling a story as hundreds stood
around. Since it was all in Arabic, our participation was limited, but by the looks of the
captivated listeners he seemed to be quite intriguing. Other clusters included men playing
instruments, bottle-top fishing games, dancing monkeys, and chants. "Side shows"
included women offering to paint traditional Henna designs on outstretched bare hands and
the occasional yell of the Water man.
We took in all this during our first 30 minutes. Rows of food stalls serving cous cous,
fried meat (not sure what type of meat) and Tajine (a scrumptious marinated-meat dish).
And finally, the best orange juice anywhere in the world (sorry Florida). A full
glass ran us about 25 cents. Oh, I forgot to mention the constant sounds of beating drums
and other musical instruments as we strolled along the plaza. It seemed the only thing
needed to form your own circle was a lantern and a lot of enthusiasm. Dave was tempted to
get a circle going and perform some type of dance for amusement but he couldnt find
a lantern.
As we mentioned before, its a bit hard to describe this place. We were transported back
to a time before radio, television, Sony playstations, and telephones (not to mention the
Internet). People of all ages still came to socialize, shop, enjoy stories and music, and
eat all types of food. Granted, some of the "show" was for the flocks of
tourists today (mostly the snake charmers) but a lot of it has remained constant for
hundreds of years.
Eventually, we decided to venture into the medina. Because it was getting late and we
did not have a guide, we didnt go in too far for fear of getting lost, but we did
get a good taste of what it was all about. As we strolled along shop after shop, there was
a constant rotation of: "Bonjour", "Hola", "As Salaam",
"Guten Tag", and finally "Hello". If we showed a response, it quickly
became "Hello my good friend!" and "Please do me the honor of visiting my
store". We were stopped many times, and even offered tea though we tried to
explain we weren't going to buy anything. Quite an experience.
On the way back, we discovered we were pretty close to the La Mamounia hotel. If you
remember, this is the very elegant hotel at which we almost stayed. Since we didn't stay
here, we decided to at least pop in for a drink at their bar to see what we missed. As you
might imagine, this place was full of "chi chi" guests unaccustomed to the sight
of drifters who stay at budget hotels (that would be us). As we entered the lobby,
security ran up to us and asked if we were guests. This was a bit surprising since it had
only been two weeks since we left home and we didnt think we looked that bad yet. It
turned out they didnt allow shorts (Dave was wearing some) for non-hotel guests.
But, instead of leaving, Dave opened up his daypack and pulled out pant legs. Those
convertible pants/shorts really do come in handy. Once he zipped them on, the security guy
chuckled and let us into the place. We then spent almost $12 on two drinks (the cheapest
ones on the menu) and walked around this quite beautiful hotel. If you ever come to
Marrakech on an expense account, this is the place to go!