We've been doing this nonsense for a while now, it just gets
better, and second-handedly, bigger. Funny how a big parade
attracts a crowd. Funny funny. See all the years before's far
more elaborate (till soon, mind you) reports from races of yore:
Honest, there is some rhyme, or some reason, or at least
"something to it" pieced together from bits of those
both already mentioned. We just have a 'speshly big ride on the
first Friday of August, and invite hard. You can check out the rules if you want, to see the strenuous
fortitude one must prove to be one of us. Or check out the
recently ignored rides page to see
what it used to be about, before we started being a thorn in
"the man"'s side.
Or just run away back already and complain there's nothing
here.
