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1. DIFFICULT WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK.Back to top
   • Specificity
   • Indubitably
   • Preliminary
   • Proliferation
   • British Constitution

2. IMPOSSIBLE WORDS TO SAY.Back to top
   • Thanks, but i don't want sex.
   • No, I don't want another drink.
   • Good evening officer.
   • I'm not interested in fighting you.
   • No one wants to hear me sing.

3. MAN AND WOMAN.Back to top
   • Man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
     • Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
   • Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
     • Woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
   • Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
     • Woman discovered MONEY and that's when it all got screwed up.
   

4. POINTS TO PONDER.Back to top
   1. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
   2. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
   3. I am having an out of money experience.
   4. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

   
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