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Top Ten Signs You're In Withdrawl From Shane McMahon - by Catherine (added 1/17/02)

10. You hire a private investigator to find Shane.

9. You're only watching WWF programming because the familial resemblance between Vince and Shane helps ease the pain.

8. When you see a relatively tall, pale guy wearing a dark suit and sunglasses, you run up to see if it's our elusive Giant Killer.

7. You go into hysterics if it's not. OR You go into hysterics if it is.

6. You find yourself watching an unhealthy amount of U2 videos, because if you stretch your imagination, Bono kind of looks like Shane.

5. Whenever Kurt Angle appears on TV, you shake the set and scream "It's your fault he's gone!!!"

4. When Booker T's music plays, you're disappointed when shane doesn't come out dancing.

3. If somebody in another room yells "Boy Wonder" you rush in only to have a fit when you realize they're watching Batman.

2. You find yourself reenacting Shane interviews using downloaded sound clips and your Shane O Mac action figure, just so you can have something of him to watch.

1. Whenever you get the chance, you go to Titan Towers, walk up to the security desk and shout: "Which way did he go?"

Top Ten Reasons Why Chyna Joined Team Corporate-By Bethy
10. She really agrees with Shamrock on that whole "in the zone" thing.
9. She's hoping Test can get her some good seats at the next Motley Crue show.
8. X-Pac never remembered to take his anti-hyperactivity medicaton, and would irritate her by screaming "X-PAAAAAAC!" every time he entered a room.
7. After HHH crashed her car, Brisco offered her a great discount at Brisco Bros. Body Shop.
6. She has a secret crush on Kane, and since he wouldn't join DX, she joined the Corporation to be near him.
5. Patterson bribed her with a cigarette.
4. She was annoyed at being chosen to play the Big Bossman in DX's Team Corporate Skit ("Why does Hunter always get to be the Rock?! I wanna be the Rock the this time!")
3. She got tired of Billy Gunn doing a striptease every time they'd all get drunk together.
2. Road Dogg kept pressuring her to let him do her hair into "some funky braids, man" every time he and X-Pac got stoned.
1. She wanted a chance to swim in Vince McMahon's money bin!

Top Ten Signs You Are Obsessed With The Rock-By ShaneLvr@aol.com
10. You practice the corporate elbow on your cat.
9. Your college thesis is about how Bret Hart stole The Rock's motto (The best there is. The best there was. The best there every will be).
8. For your school play you asked the director if you could reinact the Halftime Heat match of The Rock vs. Mankind (you really want to sing Jack Daniels).
7. You've done the corporate eyebrow so many times, your brow is stuck in the arch position.
6. When you play Monopoly, you insist on calling the plastic hotels the "Smack Down Hotel", and you change Park Place and Boardwalk to Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.
5. Your answering maching says, "Know your role and leave a message before I lay the smack down on your candyass!"
4. You get a job at the electric company just so you can call yourself "The most electrifying man that watches sports entertainment!".
3. You've played The Rock's theme song so many times the cd is burnt.
2. You write a list of the top ten signs you are obsessed with The Rock.
1. You are the only person that REALLY smells what The Rock is cookin'....

Top Ten Signs you are a McManiac!-By Bethy
10. You refer to the time before Shane burst onto the WWF scene as "The Dark Ages."
9. You debate with others the merits of "Evil Shane" vs. "Babyface Shane" almost every day.
8. You find yourself making a Shane collage to hang on you wall by cutting up all of your wrestling magazines.
7. When times are rough, you immediately think of Shane to ease your spirits.
6. You use a whole roll of film on Shane at a house show, and you get embarassed and hide when he turns around to see who is taking his picture.
5. When "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)" comes on the radio, you pump up the volume and start dancing.
4. You hope or pray for X-Pac or Sable to get pummeled.
3. You bribe your brother to hold up a Shane sign at a WWF show.
2. Every day you make a chat room on AOL with a Shane theme (example: "BOOYA", "Shawing")
1. You're slipping in your classes because you keep daydreaming about Shane instead of paying attention to the instructor!

Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear In The WWF-By Alyssa
10. Kevin Kelly: I'm worried about you Shane, you're my broadcast partnerand I wouldn't want to see you get hurt.
Shane McMahon: You know what? You're right! Geez, what was Ithinking?
9. DX: SUCK IT!
wrestler: Uh, sorry, suck what?
DX: Oh, uh, you know...it...
8. Referee: That's it, I am sick and tired of your shenanigans, you'redisqualified!
7. Val Venis: How many times do I have to tell you lady? I amnot that kind of guy...
6. The Rock: The Rock thinks you're a pretty swell guy, heretake the title, I don't stand a chance.
5. Vince McMahon: Yeah, so you hit my son with a chair eighteen times,let's just drop it and move on.
4. Ken Shamrock: Let's talk this over calmly and rationally. There isno need to resort to physical violence.
3. Mankind: Don't you think that's a little extreme? Someone could gethurt!
2. Steve Austin: I'm champion again...sorry, I promised myself Iwouldn't cry...<sniff>
1. "And the winner of this fatal four way match up, and NEW Heavy WeightChampion of the world....GILLBERG!!"

Top Ten Catch Phrases That Would Never 'Get Over' in the WWF-By Alyssa
10. "Buy my T-shirt!"
9. "Ladies and gentlmen, boys and girls, nuns and priests, Turners and Bischoffs, cats and dogs, birds and bugs, trains and planes and autmobiles, cops and crooks, nerds and geeks, marks and smarts...."
8. "This is for all the women that want to be me, and for all the men that come to see me!"
7. "Do you comprehend it?"
6. "Austin 3:16 says: I find you witty and charming, come, let us do brunch."
5. "Hardcore Holly"
4. "Perhaps you're perception has been altered by your inferior mental stare, otherwise
you would note that I am far superior to you in intellectual acumen and possess physical preeminence."
3. "I fully intend on inflicting physical and perhaps mental pain on your person, if
you are not in agreement of this statement, then you have my permission to performoral sex thusly."
2. "Inhale the aroma of my culinary skills."
1. "You're faulty belief that you are capable of surmounting the inordinate deterrents I have emancipated in your avenue results in much amusement on my behalf. I chuckle at your asinine fallacy! To recapitulate, the probability of your success is most unlikely."

Top Ten Things Shane McMahon WIll Never Say-By hsemerji@sympatico.ca
10. “You BELIEVED that whole Corporate Ministry thing… sucker!”
9. “I’d like you all to meet one of the successful graduates of my intensive physical training program. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Paul Bearer”
8. “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…”
7. “Why does Stephanie get to marry the Undertaker? What about me and my needs?”
6 “Gosh, I never realized how attractive those tights were on Test”
5. “Sable, you’re the most modest person I’ve ever met, give it up”
4. “Yeah baby (A bad Austin Powers impersonation)”
3. “I am the weaver of nightmares, the chaser of men …”.
2. “This is for all the women who came to see me, and for the men who want to be me!”
1. “Hey Stephanie, just kidding!”

Top Ten Signs That You're Obsessed With Wrestling-By Shane_Is_Gr8@email.msn.com
10. When someone yells at you to do something you shout back "Know Your Role, and Shut Your Mouth".
9. When you go out to eat you order a Rockburger
8. You finish every sentence with "That's the bottom line(insert name here) said so.
7. You rip off an old dolls head and start talking to it.
6. Everytime you see Ravioli you think "Mmm Beefy"
5. When someone insults you, your comeback is "I've got two words for ya!"
4. You clear a place in the living room to practice your moves on your little brother.
3. You consider Raw, Heat, and PPV matches "Family Quality Time"
2. As you come out of your room you blare your "entrance music"
1. You go around saying "Boo Ya"

Top Ten Signs That You Are Really Obsessed With Shane McMahon-By cottonr@prodigy.net
10) You get jealous and hit the T.V any time Chyna and Shane look at each other
9) You wrote X-Punk and The Crock on your brothers Rock and X-pac Tee-shirts
8) You carry a picture of shane in you lockett and refer to it as your true love
7) You put Shane pictures on your celing so you can stare up at him at
night. 6) You refer to yourself as Mrs. McMahon any time a video game asks you your
name.
5) When you had to do a report on any famous person you already knew that you would have no trouble finding stuff on Shane since you already knew practicly his whole life.
4) You spend your time on the computer writting Top ten signs that your totally obssesed with Shane McMahon
3) On your arm you have a heart with the words : Shane and ______
2) You walk into school blaring corperation music and wearing sun glasses
claiming that you have to smell what shane is cookin.
1) Every conversation must have Shane's name in it at least 3 times.

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