These are the things you will need to get well stoned on the cheap. Fuck buying all those fancy bongs and tubes, just follow these simple instructions for a good hit.

All you need is the following utensils :-

A roll of tin foil
1 drawing pin, or needle
Blu-Tac or cello-tape
A 2 or even 3 litre bottle (Preferably of cider)
A cardboard tube, like one from the inside of a roll of tin foil
Scissors
Possibly even a good pipe.
And the most essential is a shit load of good dope.

Lesson one. The Foil
This is a simple lesson but very important to learn.
The best thing to do is to cut the foil into a square, about double the size of the hole in the bottle.
Then press the foil into the hole so you have like a little cauldron thing.
Once you are satisfied with the foil then pierce several holes with the pin, don't put them too close or the foil will break.
And there, that's it.

Lesson Two. The Plunger
Once you have your foil made (Lesson 1) then the next thing to do is to cut the bottom of your bottle. Fill either the bath or a bucket with water.
Place the bottle bottom first into the water, let the water fill the it.
You should have already filled your foil with crumbled up hash, so place this on the bottle mouth.
Burn the hash while lifting the bottle so that it fills with smoke.
Remove the foil and have a blast by lifting the bottle completely out of the water and giving it a good, hard suck.

Lesson Three. The Waterfall
For this one you will need the foil as in Lesson 1 and a whole bottle.
First thing to do is burn a hole in the bottle, near the bottom, with a cigarette.
Once this is done, cover the hole with your finger and fill the bottle with water.
Place the foil on the bottle, and burn for a bit before releasing your finger from the hole.
The water will trickle out, while the bottle fills with lovely yellow smoke.
Leave some water in the bottle, remove the foil, then cover both the hole and the bottle mouth with your hands and shake the water around.
This cools the smoke down, uncover both holes and inhale for dear life.

Lesson Four. The Shabazz
For this lesson you will need the cello-tape, foil and the cardboard tube.
Using a pen or something make a hole in the tube about 3/4 the way down.
Place the foil into the hole and cello-tape it to the tube.
And that's it. All you have to do to smoke it is cover the end with a hand. Take a long pull, then uncover the end and take a good pull.
Boom, hits you like Mike Tyson.