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MR KAWADA: " Its now time for the penultimate match of the evening, this is going to be brutal. "
'RAVISHING' ROB DIAMOND: " If any kids are watching, you shouldn't be, this event has an 18 rating. Keep watching, but don't blame us if you have nightmares, baby! "
ROB: " Heres that great tune 'Orient Express' by Jean Michel Jarre, that means the Oriental Alliance, and what a alliance combination we have here, baby. "
MR K: " Certainly is, Bruiser is currently one half of the GWA World Tag Team Champs and Brute is literally tearing up the FWF, this team will be just plain tough to stop. "
ROB: " Look at the gear, Brute is wearing his regular streetfight gear, steel toe capped boots, his steel hammer attached to his wrist by a chain and a steel hockey mask, I wonder where he got the idea for the hockey mask? Is this man ready or what! "
MR K: " The Bruiser also loves streetfight matches, hes wearing casual wear as well, jeans, a worlds gym t-shirt and his weightlifting belt. Hes now posing to the crowd, his fan club 'The Bruiser Crew' going crazy, look at those posters from the crew, 'Flex Bruiser is God' and 'Bruiser country. No wimps allowed!'. "
ROB: " The guy has great support, but notice in with the Bruiser Crew there are some guys with EWC baseball caps and t-shirts, their here to see the Gladiator ya know! "
MR K: " With us being in Japan, I think the majority of the crowd is with the Oriental Alliance team, Bruiser is the most popular American import in Japan at the moment Rob. Lets go back down to our ring announcer for the introduction of the champions. "
ROB: " The music changes to 'Dimension of Depth' by Ace of Base, here come the champs..............or do they? "
MR K: " No sign of the Annihilators? Surly they must be here. "
ROB: " Well Bruisers keeping himself busy, hes signing autographs for the Bruiser Crew at ringside. What! He must have upset a fan, he was about to shake hands with one of the crew, and the guy smashed him in the face with a spiked wristband! So much for fans. "
MR K: " Well these Bruiser Crew men try to emulate the Bruiser, what else could you expect. "
ROB: " Big Flex is gushing from the head and nose, hes very shocked, the man looks sorry, hey it could have been an accident, the man stretches over the railing holds the back of Flexs head, and drop down with Flexs head clotheslining him on the railing! "
MR K: " Brute breaks off from smashing his slates with his karate kicks and dives from the ring. "
ROB: " Flex is in a heap, a pool of blood, the man dives onto the railing and catapults himself off and hits a oncoming Brute Hammer, clothesline, Hammer flips 360 degrees ITS GORE! "
MR K: " Very gory, Flexs jeans are now nearly completely red. "
ROB: " No, Gore, Annihilator Gore, were underway. "
MR K: " Its looking good so far for the alliance, Flex is drowning in a pool of his own blood and Brute looks like he could have a broken neck after a bad landing on the 360 clothesline. "
ROB: " The ma.. Gore steps back over the railing and shakes hands with a larger man, in the middle of the Bruiser crew, the big man pulls two hockey masks out of his sports bag, that's the Annililators we all know and... "
MR K: " Detest! These men are scum, why not go face to face with the orientals?, because their low life cheating scum, that's why! "
ROB: " Hey K, the alliance aren't saints, its only the Annihilators thought of it first. "
MR K: " The Annihilators taking their time now, tightening the hockey masks and putting on their spiked wristbands, and what's this.......oh no, the dreaded baseball bats. "
ROB: "Gore is nailed, over the back of the head by one of the Crew, huh, big mistake. "
MR K: " Gore swings the base ball bat and simultaneously ko's half a dozen members of the Crew, this is sick, these guys are fans! "
ROB: " As far as I'm concerned, their fair game, they hit Gore, baby. "
MR K: " If anyone wonders why these Annihilators get thrown out of organizations almost annually, this is why. "
ROB: " Demon picks up the offender and presses him over his head, here comes security, Gore leaps over the railing to greet them, the officer is threatening Demon with a charge of assault if he doesn't put down the fan. "
MR K: " Throw them both in jail, ban them from wrestling forever. "
ROB: " Demon has agreed to put the fan down, he throws him horizontally towards the ring with force, the men bouncing back off the ring ropes and is greeted be a big Gore heartpunch, good god. "
MR K: " The security team is irate, Gore is saying he though they meant put him down, out of his misery, the officer swings a punch at Gore and unfortunately hits Gore in the face, or rather the hockey mask. "
ROB: " That's a broken hand, baby. This is great stuff, Annihilators versus the Tokyo police department! Gore hits the officer between the eyes with a big headbutt. A dozen more security surround Gore, but soon disperse when Demon swings his baseball bat. "
MR K: " What's this, the security are walking away. "
ROB: " What are they saying K?, I can't understand Japanese. "
MR K: " Basically its not in their job description to get brutally murdered by wrestlers, and they don't get enough Yen for this shit! "
ROB: " Oh, anyway it seems like the match continues. "
MR K: " This is not a match, this is a massacre. Wheres the ref, this should be ruled a no-contest. "
ROB: " It certainly is a no-contest, the Annihilators are killing them, literally, and I think the ref has gone home, baby. "
MR K: " Well, no more security, so its the Annihilators versus Bruiser and Hammer again. Bruiser is desperately trying to stop blood gushing from his head, hes got a big gash in his head and I'd say his nose is broken. "
ROB: " Gore smashes Bruiser in the back of the head with that baseball bat, that was a home run, baby. "
MR K: " Demon shouts 'I'll show you a Powerdriver', that's Bruisers finishing move, and its going to finish the Bruiser. "
ROB: " Wow, here comes Hammer, he gets to his feet, staggers backwards and collapses over the steel railing, as the EWC fans rush to his aid. Wow, there goes Hammer! "
MR K: " Demon picks up the Bruiser in a piledrive position on the ramp, Gore grabs the Bruisers legs and OH NO! A SPIKED POWERDRIVER FROM THE RAMP!!! Bruiser is out! "
ROB: " Hey, Bruiser is dead. The Annihilators have the win if they want it. "
MR K: " Gore and Demon pose to the crowd, Demon puts one foot on the Bruiser. Here comes the ref, storming down the ramp, I think he was watching the match on a monitor in the locker room, sounds like good sense. "
ROB: " The large contingent of EWC fans now start chanting GBH! GBH! GBH!, Demon looks rather pleased with himself, not for long as Hammer is perched on the top rope. "
MR K: " GBH! GB....ref counts 1....2.....here he comes, spinning karate leg lariat, direct hit, Demon is down and the count is broken and the ref is off back up the rampway. "
ROB: " Gore hits Hammer in the face, and connects with Hammers steel hockey mask, even harder than his own mask. Gore screams in pain. Here comes Demon, Hammer ducks and swings his steel hammer into Demons nuts, ooooww!
Followed up by a atomic drop on the steel railing, Demon now straddeling the railing, ooocchh! "
MR K: " Hammer turns around and Gore is running at him like a wild man, well in fact he is a wild man. "
ROB: " Hammer leaps, Frankensteiner, Gores head is driven into the concrete. The man of War is finished, what an impact. "
MR K: " Hammer picks up Gore and sits him up on the ring apron, hes tieing the mans arms in the ropes, this looks bad for Gore. Hammer letting the mans legs dangle as he hits them with those trademark rapid 'Hammer' kicks, the kicks being made even more devastating with the help of the steel toe capped boots. "
ROB: " This is submission country, Hammers kicks are so devastating and with steel toe caps as well. Gore struggles, hes freed his arms and drops to the canvas, he tries to stand but to no avail. Demon still clutching his......injured parts. "
MR K: " Gores in big trouble now, if Hammer gets you down, you're history. The only question is, which submission will he use? "
ROB: " Hammer locks on a step over toe hold and grabs Gores mask, hes using his steel Hammer to prise the mask off, there goes the mask, and there goes Hammers steel hammer on the back of Gores head, and theres no escape for Gore. "
MR K: " Gores cut open now, as Hammer releases the hold and locks on another, its the figure four deathlock, Hammers favorite and most devastating hold, no one has ever escaped this, Rob. "
ROB: " Gores screaming YES! YES! Hes submitted but theres no ref. Hes begging to Hammer to stop, but Hammer just applies more pressure and hits Gore in the kneecaps with the hammer for good measure. "
MR K: " At last, its the ref sprinting down the ramp. Hammer is busy smashing Gore in the kneecaps he doesn't notice 'The Mighty He-Man' Demon, FACE FIRST D.D.T. ON THE CONCRETE!! "
ROB: " Demon turns to the crowd and delivers a one finger to the fans, he turns around and Brute is standing tall, the face first D.D.T. had no effect, theres that steel hockey mask again, Hammer kicks Demon low, again! "
MR K: " Gore is dragging himself to his feet, his right leg is totally useless, this looks like a major injury, raw power and one leg gets Gore to the top rope, he collapses off the top rope onto the Gladiator, Brute landing awkwardly on the concrete. "
ROB: " So far so good eh, Flex is dead, Gore has a broken leg, Demon looks like he'll have no sex life this year and Hammer who looks the fittest n the match looks unconscious, what a match! "
MR K: " Well at least the ref has stayed around, he probably thinks theres no one capable of hitting him at the moment, and hes probably right. "
ROB: " The first to move is Demon who collapses on the Bruiser, he motions for the ref to count his pin. The ref rushes around 1......2......kick out, the Bruiser fires him off like a lightweight barbell, Demon flies in the air and clotheslines himself on the way down on the steel security railing as Bruiser rolls out of the way, the 'Master of Power' is back, baby! "
MR K: " The crowd are now standing, the chant BRUISER! BRUISER! seems to be getting louder every second. Flex ties his World Gym t-shirt around his lacerated head, picks Demon up by the throat and executes a throat slam into a backbreaker, what a move. "
ROB: " Bruiser has shouted something to his Crew, Flex rips off Demons hockey mask and holds him tight in a full nelson as one by one, each of the Bruiser Crew stand up with their chairs and smash Demon over the head, audience participation, nothing like it, baby. "
MR K: " Eight, nine, ten chair shots. Bruiser lets out a yell and executes a full nelson suplex on the not so mighty he-man Demon. The Bruiser is hot! "
ROB: " Here comes the Gladiator too, hes left Gore, who lets just say is unable to continue, well certainly unable to stand. Brute gives Flex a high five, the Hammer locking Demon in a abdominal stretch as Bruiser smashes Demon in the short ribs with some rib cracking punches. "
MR K: " Those punches must be loaded, look at the damage there doing, Demon is coughing up blood for gods sake. "
ROB: " So! Hey, after what they did to the Bruiser, maybe he just figures its payback time, baby. "
MR K: " Hammer drops Demon, I think they've had enough. "
ROB: " Don't bet on it baby, Bruisers locked Demon in his own abdominal stretch now, I know what's coming, Hammers live and kicking. Look theres Demons yesterdays lunch, uurgh! "
MR K: " The ref is here but hes keeping his distance, Hammer tells the ref its not time yet as Bruiser drags Demon onto the ramp by the hair, Flex ties Demons waist to the rope using his weightlifting belt. Demon still clutching those ribs as he looks down the ramp and sees Hammer walking away up the ramp, strange. "
ROB: " Hammer stops at the end of the ramp, turns around, here go the crowd with the GBH chant again. Hammer is off, hes sprinting up the rampway, Demon looks up just in time to see the Gladiator hit him with a 100YD DASH KARATE LEG LARIAT!!!! "
MR K: " Brute goes flying into the ring with Demon, the only difference is Demon is still attached to the rope via the weightlifting belt. "
ROB: " Yeh, but is Demons head still attached to his shoulders, I think not, baby. "
MR K: " Flex releases Demon from the rope now as Gore has somehow climbed onto the ring apron using the top rope to hold himself up, Hammer leaps in the air and hits Gore with a flying roundhouse karate kick, Gore flies from the apron, his head smashing into the railing. "
ROB: " So its goodnight Gore. Hammer asks the crowd for a chair, a kind EWC fan gives Brute a chair, Hammer places the chair in the corner of the ring.and shouts to the crowd 'This is it!'. "
MR K: " Bruiser picks up Demon in a powerdrive position, oh no, he can't be, surly not Rob. "
ROB: " Yes sir baby! POWERDRIVER. Wait Flex is on the 2nd rope and hes shaking his head, hes not going to do it, I think hes afraid of ending the mans career. "
MR K: " You're right, hes not going to do it from the 2nd rope, hes going to the top rope aaaarrrggghhh! "
ROB: " TOP ROPE POWERDRIVER ONTO A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! BABY!!!! "
MR K: " The crowd are absolutely going crazy, virtually everyone in the Dome is standing. "
ROB: " Have you got any ear plugs K, that Bruiser chant is deafening me. "
MR K: " The ref is in the ring, hes telling the Alliance team to pin Demon or else, the Gladiators telling the ref 'It isn't over until we say its over'. "
ROB: " Wow, the refs irate but he knows he can't disqualify them. I think hes going to announce that Demon is unable to continue and hes right. Hammer whispers something to the ref who immediately backs off. "
MR K: " What's going on?, As far as I'm concerned this match is over, Demon is unfit to continue and that's that! "
ROB: " Well it seems you're Japanese team have other ideas. "
MR K: " Why hasn't the ref stopped the match? What did Hammer say to him? "
ROB: " Who's bothered. Keep the match going, this is totally amazing, baby. "
MR K: " Bruiser picks up Demon for a powerbomb but holds him on his shoulders, what power. "
ROB: " They don't call him the master of power for nothing ya know. "
MR K: " Hammer is on the top rope now, he flies off and hits Demon with a Karate Leg Lariat and Flex drops him into a powerbomb, its over now, surly it must be. "
ROB: " Bruiser stands on the top rope to pose to the fans and Brute goes for the cover and the refs in place 1..........2........the ref goes flying out under the bottom rope, Gore yanked his leg, Gore swings a spiked wristband at the ref which he luckily ducks. The ref is off, hes running up the isle waving his hands. "
MR K: " That's the bell. Here comes the announcement, the result of this match is a no-contest! That was the cue as security pour in, Gore in no condition to resist is being handcuffed by a handful of officers and dragged away as the medical personal storm down the isle with a stretcher. "
ROB: " Bruiser picks up Demon, presses him above his head and drops him to the concrete where he is loaded onto the stretcher, Demons hurt real bad. God this was bloody violent and it wasn't even for the UWO title. "
MR K: " Bruiser walks up the ramp, Hammer on his shoulders, a standing ovation for possibly the two toughest men in all of pro wrestling, a match these fans will never forget! "
ROB: " Me either. All I can say is whens the rematch, baby! "
THE ANNIHILATORS FOUGHT FLEX BRUISER & BRUTE HAMMER TO A NO-CONTEST
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