[Shot of Jason Desire walking through the PWS offices attired in a rather expensive red silk suit, follow closly by his main man Ric Paradise]
Desire: "Hi I'm Jason Desire of the PWS, I've got a video here of an interview conducted by one Iron Renegade, a clueless moron from parts unknown.
[Desire continues to walk through the PWS offices, taking off his silk jacket and dropping it to the office floor for it to be picked up by a attractive secretary who carrying the jacket follows Desire. Each desk Desire passes he picks up some PWS employee who follows him, obviously great admirers of the Stunning One]
"Renegade said 'I wrestled in the PWS and didn't enjoy it as much as wrestling elsewhere', well Renegade, all I can say is sorry, we've done all we can, we try to provide satisfaction for all our wrestlers, even the crap ones that just pop in to take the piss, ah it's not easy, my friend Ric here [points to Ric] has been working on his wrestling ability for 10 years.......
[Desire continues to walk through the office, riipping off his shirt and throwing a it in to the face of the PWS Head Booker, who follows Desire. Desire now with a large following of PWS staff as he walks through the PWS office main door and it's the arena isle]
"You're a crap steriod abusing freak aren't you Renegade? all face paint and fancy florecent outfits!!
[Desire continues down the isle, noticable in his ontorage is the 'Goddess' Karolyn, Paradise, Fiona the masseur, all the PWS front office guys including President William Brookes II]
"what are your credentials Renegade?? What drives you??
[Desire getting fired up. The Desire is on fire in the PWS !!!]
"when did you last get up at four in the morning to satisfy three goddess'??
[Desire grabs the fanny of the 'Goddess' Karolyn]
"We don't need you, ya hear !! you're one pathetic 'PaulDust' voice in a billion loyal PWS fans, your that !
[Desire imitates something rather dirty with his hand]
"Yes the PWS is a charge for the wrestling world, yes it's fiesty, yes it's got guts, but so have we Renegade [puts his hand on Ric's shoulder], look at us !!
[Desire approaches ringside and he walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes in to the ring]
"Come on then Renegade, COME ON, RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW, YOU AND ME, COME ON U.K.W.F., N.F.W. THE W*F*W !! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON !!
[The large crowd that has just filtered in to the arena starts up a P...W...S... chant as Desire continues]
"I'M JASON DESIRE AND I WRESTLE IN THE P.W.S. !!! COME AND GET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!! Return to DESIRE NET homepage
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