Millionaire McMayles Wrasslin' Warroom

Jason Desire presents......

MILLIONAIRE McMAYLE'S

"WRASSLIN' WARROOM"

(Shot of a large table, at the top of the table is Mr McMayle, at the bottom of the table is a video screen. Sitting around the table are several BWF suits and top BWF superstars (not wrestlers!)..... Awesome, Gouken, Old Timer and Duff (the man formally known as Death))

McMayle: Listen men....... and Duff, we need more action from our stars, I want them to pull out all the stops.
Suit #1: Ok boss, keep your rather crap looking toupee on! we have some suggestions. As you can see this first manoeuvre is extremely impressive.

(Shot of Suicide Kid executing a Space Flying Tiger Soulcrusher to the floor on a episode of PWS Friday Night Thunder)

Suit #2: Do you think you can pull it off Gouken?
Gouken: Err..... derr..... I chant even sey it..... errr.. Spice Frying Cide Sole?!?..... Can of Mince?!?!
McMayle: Ok that's a tough one, Awesome how about this manoeuvre?

(Shot of Gua Nomme hitting his 'Sandcastle' on Dan DiSalve on EWC television)

Awesome: No chance, I'm just a big gormless guy with one move in the Chokeslam and I even execute that badly!
Suit #2: What about the 'Super Zero' Duff and err... keep both hands on the table please!
Duff: >inhales< Ooooowwwww!!!!, I like getting in close and riding my opponents, ooowwwwww go behindssssssssss!!!!!!!
Suit #1: How about climbing the ropes and performing some ariel tactics?
Old Timer: At my age my butt don't leave my shackleton brother!
McMayle: Well tell us what can you boys do?

(Awesome, Gouken, Timer (to retire) and Duff dive on McMayle and start molesting him!)

YOU CAN'T TEACH TALENTLESS GOONS NEW MOVES

THE NEW B.W.F. GENERATION

ON TOP OF McMAYLE, NOT UNDER HIM!


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