(Shot of a large table, at the top of the table is Mr McMayle, at the bottom of the table is a video screen. Sitting around the table are several BWF suits and top BWF superstars (not wrestlers!)..... Awesome, Gouken, Old Timer and Duff (the man formally known as Death))
McMayle: Listen men....... and Duff, we need more action from our stars, I want them to pull out all the stops. Suit #1: Ok boss, keep your rather crap looking toupee on! we have some suggestions. As you can see this first manoeuvre is extremely impressive.
(Shot of Suicide Kid executing a Space Flying Tiger Soulcrusher to the floor on a episode of PWS Friday Night Thunder)
Suit #2: Do you think you can pull it off Gouken? Gouken: Err..... derr..... I chant even sey it..... errr.. Spice Frying Cide Sole?!?..... Can of Mince?!?! McMayle: Ok that's a tough one, Awesome how about this manoeuvre?
(Shot of Gua Nomme hitting his 'Sandcastle' on Dan DiSalve on EWC television)
Awesome: No chance, I'm just a big gormless guy with one move in the Chokeslam and I even execute that badly! Suit #2: What about the 'Super Zero' Duff and err... keep both hands on the table please! Duff: >inhales< Ooooowwwww!!!!, I like getting in close and riding my opponents, ooowwwwww go behindssssssssss!!!!!!! Suit #1: How about climbing the ropes and performing some ariel tactics? Old Timer: At my age my butt don't leave my shackleton brother! McMayle: Well tell us what can you boys do?
(Awesome, Gouken, Timer (to retire) and Duff dive on McMayle and start molesting him!)
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