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Raw Is War Results, February 12, 2001
WWF RAW is WAR Results - February 12, 2001
It's time to play the game. Out comes Triple H and Stephanie. Triple H has the mic. You know Steph every time we come to New Jersey it's the same damn thing. Now I know New Jersey is the armpit of America, but every time I come out I see the same blank, dull, expressionless faces. As if they couldn't figure out how on earth their lives got this back. It's not their own fault. They sit their confused. But I gotta admit that tonight I got that same confused look on my face that they do because there's a lotta things about this match tonight that I don't understand. There's a lotta things about this match over who's gonna get to choose the stipulations between Austin and myself at No Way Out. Now I can understand why your father would wanna keep us apart. I can understand Vince would have a lottery where a man would represent each of them. I can understand why Vince would choose Rikishi. Hell I can even applaud that. I can never understand why Vince would pick the man I hate probably just as much as Steve Austin, The Rock. I may not understand why he did it, but he did. Now you see, The Rock tonight will come out here and normally The Rock is the People's Champion, well understand this, that tonight The Rock will not represent you idiots, he will represent me. You see if Rock wins, I get to choose the stipulations and they're too damn good for Rock to screw up. There's a reason why JR calls me the cerebral assassin is that because I can out think Austin. I have a stipulation so mind boggling. Rock, all you have to do is get the job done. And one last word of warning Rock, do not, and I repeat do not do anything stupid.
If ya smelllllll...what The Rock...is cookin. Out comes The Rock. Triple H did you just tell the Rock don't do anything stupid? This coming from a man who took a vow of marriage to the biggest slut in the Western Hemisphere. You see Triple H, the fact of the matter is this. The Rock could care less about your stipulation because The Rock at No Way Out has a match too. The Rock is gonna face Kurt Angle for the WWF title. And at that match The Rock guaran-damn-tees two things. Number 1, The Rock will be WWF Champion. Number 2, The Rock will defend it at Wrestlemania. You see Triple H, you call yourself the Game, you think that everything revolves around you. So let's talk about the match tonight. Let's talk about stipulations. The Rock is not talking about the winner of the match gets 5 minutes with your wife. Everyone already has that. Stipulation number 1, you stop running your mouth while I go get dressed for my match later tonight. Stipulation number 2, the Rock comes down to the ring and takes his boot and stick it straight up your monkey ass. Stephanie tries to talk. Rock cuts her off. Alright it's stipulation number 2. Rock runs to the ring.
Bad man. I'm a bad man. Out comes Rikishi. Why would you worry about Triple H when you have something bigger to worry about? Me. You see unlike you I don't have a problem with this match tonight. Austin knows I would never steer him wrong. It's gonna be a regular hit and run. A regular hit and run. My door is locked, my seat belt is fastened, and I'm ready to kick your ass into high geer. Glass breaks. Out comes Austin. Austin takes the mic from Rikishi. Well since you have a hard time understanding things, well maybe you'll understand this. Austin flips the bird to Triple H. You're one funny diaper wearing son of a bitch Rikishi. You're representing Stone Cold Steve Austin and normally I would want anyone to whip your ass. But tonight Stone Cold Steve Austin is gonna be sitting outside getting the job done. When you get the job done, I'll be the first man in the ring giving you a beer and giving you a Stone Cold Stunner. Triple H says I'll be sitting their next to you. And you Rock, you better know your damn role and get the job done or else. And as far as Rikishi... Rock decks Triple H. Rikishi attacks Rock. Rikishi drops a leg on Rock. Austin goes face to face with Triple H. Rikishi shoves Austin into Triple H. Austin turns around and Rikishi superkicks him. Rikishi leaves and Triple H is in the ring smiling.
We're back and we're shown the preceding events. Latino Heat. Out comes the returning Eddie Guerrero. We're shown a recap of Eddie Guerrero's return on Raw. Y2J countdown. Break the wall down!!! Out comes Chris Jericho. WWF Intercontinental Championship Match
Chris Jericho vs. Eddie Guerrero
Collar and elbow tie up. Headlock by Jericho. Shoulder tackle by Jericho. Another collar and elbow. Eddie with a punch. Jericho with a drop toe hold and an arm drag. Jericho with a side suplex. Jericho with a chop. Another chop. Right hand. Flying elbow by Eddie. Eddie with right hands to Jericho's head. Eddie with a European upper cut. Eddie with right hands in the corner. Eddie with two European upper cuts. Side suplex by Eddie. Arm bar by Eddie. Into a hammer lock. Knee into Jericho's gut. Suplex by Eddie. Eddie going up top. Jericho hits Eddie on the top. Jericho going up. Jericho with a superplex. Right hands by Jericho. Flying forearm by Jericho. Chop by Jericho. Into the corner and Jericho runs into an elbow. Jericho throws Eddie over his head and onto the turnbuckle. Jericho with a bulldog. Lionsault, but Eddie puts his knees up. Inside cradle by Eddie. 2 count. Eddie tries a hurricanrana. Jericho holds him and gets the Walls of Jericho. X-Pac runs in and attacks Jericho.
Winner: No decision
X-Pac with a spin kick. X-Pac with an X-Factor. X-Pac leaves. A limo pulls up backstage. Out comes Vince. Vince escorts Trish out. Trish thanks him. Vince THANKS her. William Regal comes out of the limo. Regal and Trish walk off arm in arm while Vince looks on. XFL promo is shown. We're shown a recap of the match between Essa Rios and Kurt Angle on Heat. Edge and Christian are in the back with Kurt Angle. Edge says they're not gonna host Sunday Night Heat again. Christian says they're gonna kick Carson Daley's ass. Kurt asks if that's the handsome guy. Michael Cole interrupts. He tells Angle that Essa challenged him to another match. Angle says if Essa can find a tag team partner. He says he'll have no trouble finding a partner. Edge and Christian talk about their match a bit. Rikishi is unpacking some stuff in his dressing room. Triple H walks in and asks him for a favor. He asks Rikishi to lay down for The Rock. Rikishi says he's done things for him in the past, but he can't help him out tonight. Triple H wishes him luck. Triple H goes to pick up a briefcase. As he holds the case up, Haku walks in and mumbles something. Triple H says he was just wishing Rikishi luck and leaves. Rikishi says what's up to Haku. Hardy Boyz and Lita are shown walking to the ring.
We're back on Raw and out come the Hardy Boyz and Lita. Chris Benoit is here an he looks really mad. Sorry bout that. Couldn't resist. Out comes Benoit, Saturn, and Terri. We're shown a recap of the happenings between the Hardyz, Lita and the Radicalz on Smackdown. Match starts off and out comes Dean Malenko.
Six Person Intergender Tag Team Match Hardy Boyz and Lita vs. Chris Benoit, Perry Saturn, and Terri
Poetry in Motion to Saturn. Benoit knocks donw Jeff. Benoit clotheslines Jeff. Chop to Jeff in the corner. Tag to Saturn. Double face plant. Saturn with a side suplex on Jeff. Saturn raking Jeff's eyes. Saturn with a gut wrench and puts Jeff in the corner. Saturn flirts with Terri. Jeff runs up the turnbuckle. Saturn pushes Jeff and crotches him. Saturn goes up. Jeff back elbows him off. Jeff with a Whisper in the Wind. Tag to Matt. Matt with a lariat. Matt with a neckbreaker. Drop kick to Benoit. Clothesline off the middle to Saturn. Cover. Benoit kicks him off. Benoit is flipped to the outside. Jeff runs the barracade and knocks down Benoit. Leg drop off the middle to Saturn. Terri jumps on Matt's back. Tag to Lita. Saturn attacks Matt. Lita hits a top rope hurricanrana on Saturn. Lita hits a Twist of Fate on Terri. Matt jumps to the outside onto the other competitors. Lita hits a moonsault and gets the pinfall.
Winners: Hardy Boyz and Lita
Saturn comes in and gives Lita a backbreaker. Malenko runs in and shoves Saturn. Benoit separates them. Malenko helps Lita up and clotheslines her. The Radicalz leave.
Edge and Christian are shown walking to the ring. Undertaker and Kane are shown walking to the ring. Bombs away and out come the Dudleyz to do commentary. You think you know me. Out come Edge and Christian. Edge is wearing sunglasses again. Boom. Out comes Kane. Edge and Christian jump to the outside of the ring. Kane sets off his pyro. Rollin rollin rollin rollin. Out comes Undertaker riding to the ring.
Number One Contender's Tag Team Match Undertaker and Kane vs. Edge and Christian
Edge and Christian attack immediately. Christian on Taker. Edge on Kane. Taker and Kane choke Edge and Christian. Taker clotheslines Christian in the corner. Knae clotheslines Edge in the corner. Christian is thrown out of the ring. Taker and Kane throw Edge in the air and let him land. Christian is thrown out of the ring again. Taker slams Christian's face into the table. Taker and the Dudleyz get into a confrontation. Kane chokeslams Edge. Christian hits Kane with a chair. Edge covers. Ref is back in. 2 count. Christian is tagged in. Kane with right hands to Christian. Kane back elbows Edge in their corner. Kane goes up. Edge pulls Kane's feet and crotches him. Taker tries to come in. Edge and Christian try a double super plex. Kane pushes them off and Kane comes down with a clothesline on Edge. Tag to Taker. Taker with a knockdown to Christian and a slam. Taker with a flying clothesline on Edge. Taker sets up the last ride on Christian. Edge breaks it up. Edge gets knocked down. Chokeslam to Christian. Cover. Edge breaks it up. Kane goes after Edge. Kane throws Edge into the Dudleyz. A wild melee ensues on the outside among the three teams.
Winners: Double DQ
Officials come down to break it up. Officials are having no luck as the three teams continue brawling. Edge and Christian leave. Dudleyz are at the base of the ramp. Taker and Kane stand in the ring.
Kurt is in the back polishing his medal. Michael Cole asks him if he found a partner. Kurt says he's facing Essa Rios and one of his Mexican homies. Kurt says he can find anyone. A maintenance woman walks by pushing a cart. Kurt asks her if she would like to be his partner. Lady says huh? Kurt says he has a tag team partner now. Raven enters the scene and says he'll be happy to be his tag team partner from one champion to another. Kurt asks the lady if it's ok with her. Lady says huh? Kurt says it's fine.
Raven is his tag team partner. We're shown the preceeding events of the tag team match. We're shown Triple H and Billy Gunn events from Smackdown. We're shown Billy Gunn ready for an interview, but something screws up. Now they show it again. Coach is interviewing Billy Gunn. Gunn says he's thinking about payback, revenge, hell all of the above. What the hell do you think's going through my head. Vince is on the phone. He says to keep the medication on his wife. He's gonna give her a Valentine's Day present she's never gonna forget. He's gonna show it on Smackdown this Thursday. Michael Cole enters and asks about the tag championship. Vince asks if he invited him. Vince says in the interest of fairness it'll be a triple threat match at No Way Out.
It's time to play the game. Out comes Triple H and Stephanie. Chyna's book debuts at number 3. Billy Gunn charges the ring.
The One Billy Gunn vs. Triple H
Both exchange right hands. Billy with right hands. Billy with a back body drop. Triple H slides out of the ring. Billy goes after him and clotheslines him on the outside. Billy yells at Stephanie. Triple H with a boot to the gut. Billy with a gorilla press on Triple H. It's a long time he's holding him up and then slams him. Billy with a drop kick. Cover. 2 count. Billy with right hands to Triple H's skull. Triple H with a face buster. Triple H shoves Billy to the outside. Triple H throws Billy into the stairs. Billy rolls back in the ring. Triple H drops a forearm on him. Triple H with stomps. Triple H with a chokehold. Triple H with a suplex. Triple H backs into the corner and drops a knee on the way out. Cover. 2 count. Cover again. 2 count. Triple H with a right hand. Billy with a spinebuster. Triple H with a right hand. Billy with a right hand. Billy with more right hands. Billy with a clothesline out of the corner. Powerslam by Billy. Cover. 2 count. Boot by Billy. Billy with a jackhammer. Cover. 2 count. Close one. Billy signals If Only. Billy hooks it up. Triple H goes into the corner and elbows his way out. Billy kicks Triple H in the gut. Billy attempts a fameasser. Triple H catches him and drops him. Triple H with a boot to the stomach and hits the pedigree for the win.
Winner: Triple H
Michael Cole asks Essa Rios if he picked his partner yet. Big Show tells him just say the word. The two shake hands.
X-Pac. X-Pac. Out comes X-Pac making his return. Turn it up. Out comes Scotty Too Hotty with Grandmaster Sexay dancing to the ring.
Scotty Too Hotty vs. X-Pac
X-Pac knocks Grandmaster Sexay out of the ring. X-Pac with right hands to Scotty. X-Pac boots Scotty down in the corner. Ref attends to Scotty while X-Pac sets up for the Bronco Buster. Grandmaster Sexay pulls X-Pac down. Scotty with a bulldog. Worm by Scotty. Cover. X-Pac with his foot on the ropes. Scotty jumps off the top turnbuckle and injures his knee. Ref backs him up. Winner: No decision X-Pac gets the mic. He says he's been out for 3 months and he's gonna kick someone's ass on tv. X-Pac challenges Grandmaster Sexay. Grandmaster Sexay attacks him. Grandmaster Sexay vs. X-Pac Powerslam by Grandmaster. Grandmaster with a running bulldog. Cover. 2 count. Grandmaster with right hands. Grandmaster goes upstairs and lays punches into X-Pac's skull. Ref pulls him off. X-Pac hits the X-Factor and gets the cover.
Winner: X-Pac
Jericho runs in and knocks down X-Pac. Jericho with an elbow to X-Pac. Jericho with a lionsault. A bald man runs in and hits Jericho with a chair. It's Aldo Montoya. I mean Justin Credible. X-Pac and Credible stomp Jericho. X-Pac and Credible walk off together. Sigh. A few years back, you would look at those two as the 1-2-3 Kid and Aldo Montoya.
Kevin Kelly is outside Rock's dressing room. Rock walks out. Rock says their's a time for questions, there's a time for answers, and there's a time to kick Rikishi's ass and walks off. Al Snow is in the back getting dressed. He puts on a shirt, tie, and flannel vest. He puts on a Mankind mask.
We're shown a recap of the ending of the IC title match earlier in the night. We're shown a recap of the preceeding events with X-Pac, Jericho and Credible.
What does everybody want? What does everybody need? What does everybody love? Out comes Al Snow dressed up as Mick Foley. Al takes the mic. I'm out here in form of a protest. Vince McMahon, you've been talking about interest of fairness when all you've been interested in is screwing. Not about you screwing me, not about screwing Trish Stratus. Socko says yeah who's he fooling. He's talking about screwing Mick Foley. He says Foley may be a fat foul-smelling man, but he's still his best friend. The way he fired Mick Foley was not nice, not polite, and wasn't fair. Even though he fired him, he lives through him tonight right here in East Rutherford, New Jersey. He vows a sit down protest until Vince talks to him about Mick Foley. Al gets the crowd chanting Foley. No chance is what you got. Out comes Vince. Al says finally. Vince asks how dare he make reference to him screwing anybody. He says he's only about one thing these days and that's fairness. Just for the record, not that it's anyone's business, about Trish and him. They're just friends. As far as the sit down strike is concerned, he can remove himself from the ring right now or he'll personally remove him himself. Vince asks if he's sure he wants this. Vince takes off his jacket. We're met by some long English horns and out comes William Regal to enter the conflict. He pleads with Vince. He says he doesn't need to lower himself to violence. He questions why everything always have to end in violence. He wants to mediate. He asks Al to listen to reason. He says do not besmirch Mr. McMahon. He is a wonderful man. Without this man, sports-entertainment would not exist. All the charities would not exist. He says Trish is his girlfriend and that his little crumpet seeing someone else is ludicrous. He wants to talk like gentlemen. Vince low blows Al. Regal beats down Al. Vince picks up the mask and throws it on Al. We're shown a recap of the preceeding events. Vince is shown in the back with William Regal. He said he had no idea Regal was coming out and he needs to control himself. Austin enters and says Vince probably thinks it's pretty cute having the guy who ran him over represent him. He says how bout for a stipulation in the match, whoever wins will tie a rope to Vince's grapefruits and drives off in a car.
We're shown another XFL promo. We're shown WWF NY and the Kat is shown taking off a rope to reveal red leather bra and panties. Kat is dancing on a pole. Steven Richards is shown somewhere watching on tv. Val, Goodfather, Bull, and Ivory each take turns telling him wondering when the action is gonna be taken. Steven says it's gonna happen soon and it will be for the Kat's own good.
Essa Rios and Big Show are shown walking to the ring. Kurt Angle is walking to the ring while Raven interrupts him. Raven says he didn't know Show was gonna be Essa's partner and it's not cool with him. Kurt says he'll be fine cause he's hardcore champion. Raven tells him to find another partner. Kurt tells him again he'll be fine. Kurt will take care of Essa Rios while Raven takes care of Big Show. Raven says aww c'mon Kurt. Kurt walks to the ring.
Slam of the Week is Big Show chokeslamming Rock on Smackdown as well as Kurt Angle's two chair shots to Big Show's skull. We're back and out comes the team of Kurt Angle and Raven. Raven is still apprehensive as he talks to Kurt on the way to the ring. Welll...Well it's the Big Show. Out comes Big Show and Essa Rios. Big Show and Essa charge the ring.
Big Show and Essa Rios vs. Raven and Kurt Angle
Raven attacks Essa Rios. Tag to Kurt. Kurt with right hands. Essa with a moonsault landing on his feet. Essa with a spin kick. Kurt with a clothesline. Kurt with a single leg take down. Tag to Raven. Raven attempts a side suplex, but Essa lands on his feet. Raven runs into Kurt. Essa is knocked down. Raven attempts a power bomb while Essa turns it into a face slam. Big Show grabs Raven's head from behind and head butts him. Tag to Big Show. Big Show goes after Kurt on the outside. Ref says he never made the tag. Kurt hits the Olympic Slam on Essa. Raven covers and gets the win.
Winners: Kurt Angle and Raven
Big Show goes after Raven and Kurt. Raven waves out the mystery woman with a shopping cart full of weapons. Raven and Kurt hit Big Show with trash cans. Raven sprays a fire extinguisher on Show. Kurt smashes Big Show with a two by four taking him down to one knee. Raven and Kurt celebrate. Big Show is back up. Kurt pushes Raven into Big Show. Raven gets chokeslammed while Kurt leaves. Big Show wants Kurt. Big Show gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp. The chokeslam on Raven is replayed. Rock is shown walking to the ring. Rikishi is shown walking to the ring.
Triple H and Stephanie are shown walking to the ring. Austin is shown walking to the ring.
It's all about the game. Out comes Triple H and Stephanie to the ring. Glass breaks. Out comes Stone Cold Steve Austin to the ring. Boom. Boom. Boom. Bad man. I'm a bad man. Out comes Rikishi to the ring. Rikishi gestures to Stone Cold about a beer. If ya smellllllll...what The Rock...is cookin. Out comes The Rock to the ring.
Stipulation Match The Rock w/Triple H vs. Rikishi w/Stone Cold Steve Austin
Triple H is still on the ring apron. Triple H says something to The Rock. Rock decks Triple H. Rikishi with forearms to Rikishi's back. Riksihi misses a clothesline. Rock with a flying clothesline. Rikishi with a shot to the throat. Rock with right hands. Rock sets up the Rock Bottom. Rikishi elbows Rock away. Rikishi misses a clothesline. Rock with a DDT. Cover. 2 count. Rikishi squashes Rock in the corner. Super kick by Rikishi. Rikishi with kicks to Rock. Triple H is saying something to Rock on the outside. Rikishi goes after him. Rock slams Rikishi's head on the ring steps. Rikishi whips Rock into the barracade. Rikishi and Triple H have a verbal confrontation. Triple H tries to cheap shot Rikishi. Rikishi with right hands to Triple H. Triple H throws Rikishi into Rock. Rock goes over the barracade. Rikishi brings Rock back into the arena. Rock runs into a back elbow from Riksihi. Rikishi with a big leg drop. Cover. 2 count. Rikishi with a right hand. Rikishi with shots to the ribs. Rikishi with kicks to the ribs. Rikishi with a head butt on Rock. Rock with right hands on Rikishi. Rikishi clotheslines Rock in the corner. Rock goes down in the corner. Rikishi taunts Triple H. Rikishi hitches up the thong. Rock comes out with a clothesline. Rock with a big clothesline. Rock with a spine buster. Cover. 2 count. Rikishi with a Samoan drop. Both men are down. Stephanie gets on the ring apron. Triple H comes in the ring and puts Rock on Rikishi. Austin comes in and puts Rikishi on Rock. Ref counts. 2 count. Austin goes to Triple H. The two have a verbal confrontation. Stephanie tries to break it up. Austin shoves Stephanie out of the way. Stephanie slaps Austin. Austin goes after Stephanie while she gets behind Triple H. Austin and Triple H face to face. Rock hits a Rock Bottom and gets the pin.
Winner: The Rock
Triple H gets in the ring and raises The Rock's hand. Rock pulls his hand back and starts punching Triple H. Rikishi attacks Rock and vertical splashes him. Triple H and Rikishi stomp the Rock to the outside. Austin is watching from the ramp. Austin runs back and attacks Rikishi. Austin gives Rikishi a Stunner. Austin and Triple H are nose to nose.
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