Due to uncertainties with attendance, an expanded roster was implemented this season. It has become evident that attendance will be spectacular this season and 14 guys/game is probable. To avoid such debacles, several teammates have accepted buyouts.

1. Glenn Schirg, all games. Glenn was the last guy in, so the first guy out. Don't feel too sorry for Glenn because he has already hooked up with 3 other teams.

2. Thunder, all League 1/Diamond 3 games. Thunder has really taken one for the team in an effort to thin our ranks to be more competitive in the competitive leagues. Thunder will be available for sub duty if lack of attendance mandates such.

3. Barry Mitchell, Wednesdays. Barry has baby detail Wednesday nights due to Denise's work schedule. Barry hopes to attend 1/3 of the remaining Wednesday games, but is listed as doubtful.

4. Ken Spielvogel, Month of June. Ken goes away to school to learn to be a Lt. Colonel like Alan Brunson. Ken is awarded a 1/2 discount on his membership due to a large scheduled absence with reasonable excuse (i.e. golfing, booty calls are not), and his previous contributions to team success.

5. Mike King, Month of May. Mike has school obligations that last thru May. Mike is awarded a 1/2 discount on his membership due to a large scheduled absence with reasonable excuse (i.e. golfing, booty calls are not), and his previous contributions to team success.

6. Greg Shepherd, can attend some early games, all 8:30/9:30 doubleheaders due to work schedule, homebuilding, childcare. Greg's schedule is a mess. Greg will be billed an appropriate amount at season's end that will serve as beer rounds at the awards banquet. Greg's fees will not be included in the refund pool in order to get refunds back ASAP. Greg will not receive a refund either. Greg may be a vampire, which would explain his nocturnal prowlings.

7. Chris and Rodney Horrell all games (Tuesdays). Chris is moving to Manchester soon and the drive would kill him. Both guys volunteered for buyouts due to thick rosters.

Due to the thinned rosters, regulars should make every effort to attend all of their scheduled games. If unable to attend, please make your absence known ASAP by posting your name and the date of absence on the bulletin board.