Height: 6'1"
Weight 185 lbs
Bats: R
Throws: R
Occupation: Autoworker (Ford)
Date of Birth: May 2, 1973
Place of Birth: St. Louis
Residence: St. Peters
Favorite Movie: Slingblade
Favorite Drink: Bud Light
Favorite Hobby: Fishing
Favorite Book: Exploring Yourself
Biography:
I was born a poor white child (Editor's note: Korey is almost clear) to a single mother of 8. At the age of 2 I was sent to a foster family which adopted me at the age of 5. Began working the streets at the age of 7. First arrested for prostitution at 9. Lived in Boys Town until 13. Since then I've finish school (Editor's note: flunked grammar) and started college to become a Protolagist (Editor's note: flunked spelling). P.S. College tuition is very expensive so I still solicit on the side to make ends meet. (Editor's note: uh, soliciting is buying)
Career Highlights
The thing I enjoy most about softball is watching Greg Shepherd hit homeruns and then patting him on his bottom for a job well done.
