Height: 5' 11"
Weight:200 lb
Throws: Right
Bats: Wrong
Biography:
Career Highlights: All of Spring 1999 Tournament. Any time I strike out a player that takes more than 10 minutes to bat (digging in, adjusting sleeves, etc.)
Disappointed to see that Vanilla Ice was on the team.
Off-field, non-sex related special abilities: Karaoke Wildman, with extra special rendition of Train, Train by Blackfoot.
(Editor's Note: I particularly enjoyed his cover of War Pigs by Black Sabbath)
Thermonuclear GM/Agent/Fundraiser.
Theme music shall be any of the following:
What's My Name - Snoop Doggy Dogg
Country Boy Can Survive - Hank Williams Jr.
Train, Train - Blackfoot
(Editor's note: What about Fool in the Rain by Led Zeppelin?)
