Ken "Duke Nukem" Spielvogel



This man is cut from stone

Ken Spielvogel
Height: 5'9" (Editor's note: In heels maybe.)
Weight: 228 lb
Bats: R
Throws: R
Occupation: Major, United States Army (Editor's note: Hooah!)
Date of Birth: April 27, 1958
Place of Birth: Ellwood City, PA (Editor's note: was found under a lettuce leaf)
Residence: Maryland Heights, MO (Editor's note: Mr. West County)

Short Biography:

I am MAJ in the U.S. Army working at Records Center on Page Avenue. Arrived in St. Louis MO on 3 Nov 97 at 1500 hours. I have 29 months in his current position. I have a spawn, son Ahren, who is 14 years old and a member of the Parkway North Freshman Baseball team as a catcher like his old man. My wife Bianca is a Mary Kay Beauty Consultant on her way to becoming a a director.

Career Highlights/Fondest Softball Memories:

Hitting 3 homers and a triple in one game.
Winning the Thursday Night Summer Double Header league 2 years in a row.
Tonnage of Ordnance I've Expended:

Things I've Driven a Tank Over:

Top 10 Ways Schwarzenegger Could Have Defeated Predator in the First 1/2 Hour of the Movie:

Ken's Haircare Tips:

Ken's Promotion to Lt. Colonel Photos: