AP Top 10

1
Miami
2
Oklahoma
3
Nebraska
4
UCLA
5
Virginia Tech
6
Florida
7
Texas
8
Michigan
9
Tennessee
10
Maryland


Coaches Top 10
1
Miami
2
Oklahoma
3
Nebraska
4
Virginia Tech
5
UCLA
6
Florida
7
Texas
8
Michigan
9
Tennessee
10
BYU

BCS Standings
1
Oklahoma  3.06
2
Nebraska  6.40
3
UCLA  8.34
4
Miami  12.01
5
Va. Tech  13.88
6
Texas  15.35
7
Michigan  15.91
8
Maryland  21.29
9
Tenn.  22.07
10
Wash. St.  23.05


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 AFC West
Standings

Oakland
4-1-0
W 3
Chargers
4-2-0
W1
Seahawks
3-2-0
W 2
Broncos
3-3-0
L 2
Chiefs
1-5-0
L3

Division Wins/Losses
Oakland
2-0
W 2
Chargers
1-0
W 1
Seahawks
1-1
W 1
Broncos
1-2
L 2       
Chiefs
0-2
L 2

Next Game
Oakland @Philly
Oct.28th @ Oakland
3 o'clock Central Time!

Sagarin Top 10
1
St. Louis Rams
2
Chicago Bears
3
San Francisco 49ers
4
Philadelphia Eagles
5
San Diego Chargers
6
Oakland Raiders
7
Miami Dolphins
8
Atlanta Falcons
9
New England Patriots
10
Baltimore Ravens

K.C. Chiefs New Football Schedule

Sept. 9 - Little Sisters of the Poor
Sept.16 - Cub Scout Pack #122
Sept.23 - Missouri Home of the Blind
Sept.30 - Spanish-American War Veterans
Oct.5 - K.C. Home for Crippled Children
Oct.14 - Home for Unwed Mothers
Oct.18 - Girl Scout Troop #235
Oct.28 - K.C. VD Clinic #69
Nov.4 - New Hope Boys Choir
Nov.11 Korean War Amputees
 Nov.18 - Bye
Nov.26 VA Hospital Polio Victims
Dec.3 - Homeless Shelter on 44th
Dec.10 - Miss Johnson's 3rd Grade Class
Dec.17 - Senior Citizens Center on 64th
Dec.23 - K.C. Orphanage #23
Dec.29 - K.C. Peewee Football Champs

Rule Changes From Last Year
#1. When playing the polio patients, K.C. must not undo the leg braces.
#2. When playing the Girl Scouts, keep your hands off their cookies.
#3. When playing Home of the Blind, don't hide the ball.


Name Change
The Kansas City Chiefs will hereafter be known as the Kansas City Tampons, since they are only good for one period and they have no second string.

Coaching Change
Dick Vermeil will be replaced by Linda Lovelace. She will no doubt blow a few, but she won't choke on the big ones.