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As irritating as his play is, what's more irritating is how he earned a pro contract. This guy is one great agitator because he's never at a loss for words and gives Borodkin of the Raiders a run for his money for being arguably most irritating player in the league. Uses his stick like a scalpel and his tongue much the same way.
 
 
 

Sean "Sausage with egg" McAslan...RW...6'1"...185 lbs...01/12/80

Overage sh** disturber likes to run his elbows high and move his mouth at the same time. Another of the guys who might just score the powerplay goal while you're in the box for retaliation. Physical guy who seems to be running around non stop and his knack for getting his stick and elbows where they don't belong.
 
 
 
 

Trevor "Never say never" Johnson...D...5'10"...198 lbs...01/25/85

This guy is one of two irritating defencemen the Ice have and he's good at it. Not a huge guy but he  likes to get the hands high when he finishes checks and doesn't mind giving a late hit or a slap in a scrum. Trevor is also willing to drop the gloves and when you stand only 5'10" with soap in your shoes it really agitates other guys when you beat them in a scrap as well. Fared okay in a fight with Prince George behemoth Derek Boogaard earlier in the season.
 
 
 
 
 
 

"Mean" Dean Arsene...D...6'2"...200 lbs...07/20/80

High sticks, sticks to the groin, questionable hits and constant yapping make Arsene one helluva pest. He's much like Johnson in that he'll drop the gloves when need be. Players know to keep their heads up when Dean's on the ice.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Vern Fiddler "On the glass"...LW...5'9"...180lbs...05/09/80

 Now an orphan since his mother hates him and kicked him to the curb. This guy's got the energizer bunny beat all to hell and he just keeps on ticking and ticking. Master of the slough-foot and late hack on the goalie, this guy must have pictures of all the refs naked with animals, he gets  away with so much.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ryan "I'm still a stick boy" Hollweg...C...5'11...201 lbs...04/23/83

Mean, nasty and always with a comment for the opposition, this guy would do anything to win and often does. He'll also fight, but is at his best throwing checks and jawing at opponents, spraying the goalies with snow on the whistle and being in the other teams face all night. Ya' gotta love it.
 
 
 

Chris "I ain't no" St. Jacques...C...5'8"...162 lbs...01/22/83

Little guy works so hard it just seems to bother opposition players, however he also seems to be able to get under  their skin with verbal jabs. Works hard down low on the forecheck and his constant banging earns him his fair share of hacks and whacks.
 

Shawn "Get out of my" Roed...C/LW...5'8"...175lbs...01/22/81

 Speedy, and that includes his skating as well as his stickwork. This guy and McIvor could well make teams forget about hockey and play Wile E. Coyote, chasing them all over the rink. Opponents hate guys like Roed who can make you take a stupid penalty and then score the goal on the ensuing powerplay. This guy is good!
 
 
 
 
 
 

Seattle Thunderbirds:
 

Brandin "Don't step on my" Cote...C...5'10"...180lbs...04/21/81

 Similar to the Blazer's Borodkin, Cote will often scrap to back up his irritating demeanor, but this guy is both a yapper and a stickman. His most irritating quality is his ability to get away with the cheap stuff while the ref appears to be watching. Another guy with compromising pictures???
 
 
 
 

Tri-City Americans:

Ben "Hur" Kilgour...LW...5'11"...165lbs...04/02/82

Won't be doing much yapping early this year as Chad Grisdale of the Hawks already tried to break his jaw. Yappy and the king of spraying goalies with ice on play stoppages, Ben will put the Ams toughness to test on a number of occasions with his feisty style and non stop yapping.
 
 
 
 

Medicine Hat Tigers:

Vern Fiddler "On the glass"...LW...5'9"...180lbs...05/09/80

 Now an orphan since his mother hates him and kicked him to the curb. This guy's got the energizer bunny beat all to hell and he just keeps on ticking and ticking. Master of the slough-foot and late hack on the goalie, this guy must have pictures of all the refs naked with animals, he gets  away with so much.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Prince Albert Raiders:

Anton "The little Russian who could" Borodkin...RW...5'11"...185lbs...01/26/81

 This guy should wear a black robe and carry a scythe, he's lethal, but isn't afraid to back up his crackhead type play with a scrap. Often takes a few penalties he wishes he hadn't, but this guy will hack, whack and slash until the stick company refuses to send him anymore lumber. Be afraid, very afraid.
 
 
 
 

Swift Current Broncos:

Tim "Pest at the picnic" Smith...LW...5'9"...165lbs...07/21/81

 Another of the yappy agitators. This guy would commit suicide if they ever wired his jaw shut for a broken jaw. Not a real dirty player, more a talker that must be good because many an opponent has lost it with this guy.