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Jarrett "Luck to be alive" Lukin...C...5'10"...171lbs...01/24/84

 This guy makes Marty Standish look like Paul Bunyon, but he throws his buck ten around with as much authority as you can throw a buck ten around and it pisses off quite a few players. Dion Lassu ran this guy from behind in pre-season he'd pissed off so many Ice players with his Tasmanian devil style. Good thing the Blazers got some  toughness to keep this guy alive.
 
 
 
 
 

Shon "Snapping turtle" Jones-Parry...D...6'1"...195lbs...02/22/80

 You don't need any other agitator when you've got the "snapping turtle". This guy could make the pope swear. Gifted with stickwork, this guy doesn't even care if the ref is looking while he gives you free cataract surgery because he knows you'll come back and likely take two penalties trying to even the score.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Carsen "Frequent fighter" Germyn...C/RW...5'10"...180 lbs...02/22/82

One of the worst types of agitators, a guy who'll suck you into a stupid penalty then score the powerplay goal as you're sitting in the box, then skate by you and say thanks. Good skater and good hands, both with and without the puck if you catch the drift, this guy is loved in Kelowna and that's about the only place.
 
 
 

Nate "You'll pay the price" Brice...Fwd...6'2"...188 lbs...02/26/84

Rookie who doesn't mind fighting at all, but he is great at getting under the other teams skin for a young guy as well. Finishes his checks against all opposition players and this especially bothers veteran guys who hate rookies taking runs at them and brings Nathan the odd scrap which he is more than willing to oblige.
 
 
 
 

Justin "Time" Cox...rw...5'11"...1604 lbs...03/13/81

This guy is great at his role and has been for three years in the league. The best defensive forward in the league who not only checks the opposing teams best players into submission, but causes them to check with a shrink on a regular basis. Another guy who can laugh at you as you leave the penalty box after picking up a point at your expense.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Daniel "I wanna be a Rose Garden gnome" McIvor...C...5'9"...160lbs...11/30/83

 Some Portland fans don't think this guy's got it to be an agitator, but just watch this guy.  He looks like Dennis the Menace and plays like him. As a rookie last year he was somewhat getting his feet wet. This year it will likely be his stick getting wet with opponents blood as he gains confidence and pursues his goal of making Portland fans forget about Marty "The Rose Garden gnome" Standish.
 
 
 
 
 

Shawn "Get out of my" Roed...C/LW...5'8"...175lbs...01/22/81

 Speedy, and that includes his skating as well as his stickwork. This guy and McIvor could well make teams forget about hockey and play Wile E. Coyote, chasing them all over the rink. Opponents hate guys like Roed who can make you take a stupid penalty and then score the goal on the ensuing powerplay. This guy is good!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Brandin "Don't step on my" Cote...C...5'10"...180lbs...04/21/81

 Similar to the Blazer's Borodkin, Cote will often scrap to back up his irritating demeanor, but this guy is both a yapper and a stickman. His most irritating quality is his ability to get away with the cheap stuff while the ref appears to be watching. Another guy with compromising pictures???
 
 
 
 
 

Mason "Jar" Wallin...C...5'9"...175 lbs...05/19/82

Little guy who likes to come into scrums late and give a little bump or face wash when it's not expected. Mouths it up at every opportunity and  uses the stick almost as well.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ben "Hur" Kilgour...LW...5'11"...165lbs...04/02/82

Couldn't do much yapping early this year as Chad Grisdale of the Hawks  tried to break his jaw, but that was then, this is now. Yappy and the king of spraying goalies with ice on play stoppages, Ben  puts the Ams toughness to test on a number of occasions with his feisty style and non stop yapping.
 
 
 
 
 
 

"His sister won't but" Darrel May...RW...5'11"...160 lbs...03/28/84

In the same mold as his mentor Ben Kilgour, Darrell is small and feisty,  albeit a few years younger. Darrell is one of the yappier young guys in the league and his mouth often gets him dance invitations which he doesn't seem to mind.