-Computer Studies-
The episode starts with Kintaro riding his trusty "Mikatzuki Five (probably spelled wrong)" with his headphones on ,singing along to the song. Around the corner races a yellow Lambourghini screeching its tires and nearly runs over Kintaro. Trying to avoid a collision he swerves out of control and wrecks into a pile of garbage. The Lambourghini stops and out steps a stunning tall blonde with extremely jiggly breasts. There is a 4-5 second shot of just her breasts jiggling. She asks if he is alright and then hands Kintaro 10,000 dollars and gets back in her car and leaves. Kintaro then jots down in his trusty notebook"Women are Scary". Kintaro then goes to the bike shop to have his bicycle repaired. After he leaves two men in suits(Yakuza) come up to the shop owner and demand money. Kintaro decides to help him out and turns back to confront the two men. He looks all tough and shit and then at the last second he cuts down an alley and hides. Next we see Kintaro at his new job, a software company with all women employees. The receptionist takes Kintaro to see the boss and when she turns around you see her breasts jiggling around and he simply states "I know those" aaaah it's that scary women from the Lambourghini. She recognizes him too and sentences him to toilet cleanup. As Kintaro is cleaning the toilet he begins to fantasize that this is where his queen sits, her throne, and begins to hug the toilet and hits the beday spray which he then begins to drink. Just then the woman walks in and sees him. "So you're a pervert too" She fires him but he begs to stay and she decides to give him one more chance. Now it is Kintaro's chance to show off his skills in programming. Since he didn't have a computer he taught himself with just a book and a box with a computer keyboard drawn on it. Everyone settles around him as he prepares to show his stuff, "Wait a Minute this isn't BASIC". After everyone is done laughing at him they explain that they don't use a beginners language like BASIC, they use C Base. Kintaro's imagination or just his stupidity kicks in again and he thinks C base means sex, "If First base is kissing ,and second base is.......then C base must mean...Ooooooohhhhh yeah!" In a flash he begins running around harrassing the woman of the office until the boss steps in and fires him again. After begging for one last chance Kintaro settles down and learns all he can. During his janitorial duties he finds a black bra and decides for some reason to put it on. Some one just happens to come in the door so he hides in one of the lockers. From inside the lockers he watches the girls undress as he scribbles down some notes and sketches a picture "This is soooo educational". After everyone is gone he decides it is safe to leave the locker and finds himself alone in the building. "What do we have here, an energy waster." "Don't waste Electricity" in a responsible voice. He then switches off the light and computer but the server has no switch. "I'll just unplug it". As he is leaving the boss starts screaming" Who shut the server down, we spent months working on that program". Kintaro imagines her hugging him with praise for saving electricity so he proudly announces that it was him. "YOU IDIOT!!" She then starts beating him up and yelling at him and she takes his notebook and rips it up, this really pisses Kintaro off and he holds up the book for her to see, it opens to the page with a sketch of her and the line "Women are Scary". "Oooooooohhhhhhh Shhhhiiiittttt". The next day everyone in the office is working frantically to recover the lost program when one of the employees shouts out that she has it. But its not a saved copy of the original it is a totally new program with an easier to use interface and so on. The woman then tells the boss that Kintaro dropped it off a few minutes ago. She then realizes she was wrong to treat him so harshly and rushes out of the building to catch him, but he has already gone.
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