EATS, YOU WERE SO "BRAIN-DAMAGED" AS WE USED TO JOKE, BUT OH SO FUNNY TO
WATCH!  YOU GAVE YOUR MOM MANY YEARS OF LOVE AND JOY, NOT TO MENTION BEING
A DEVOTED FRIEND WHEN TIMES WERE TOUGH.  MAY YOU AND "ZIPPER" BE TOGETHER
AT "RAINBOW BRIDGE" AND PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE AND GREEN GRASS, HAVE ALL THE
"FRISKIE'S BUFFETT" YOU CAN EAT AND ONE DAY YOU WILL BE PLAYING AND LOOK UP
AND YOUR MOM WILL BE THERE AGAIN WITH YOU BOTH FOREVER.