Did I forget to introduce myself? My name is Jasper.
Would you happen to have some cat treats?
YOU DON'T????!!!!!!!
Hmph! Well then you are NOT welcome to my cat tree? Unless you perhaps have something I could play with... a catnip toy is preferred, but I suppose I'd settle for a ribbon. Especially if you want to drag it around so I can chase it.
*siiiiiiigh!!!!* Stupid humans!
Ok, FINE, have a look around. Some of my virtual siblings are below, and you can read lots of cat quotes--my favorite is to the left, and it's SO true! And if you like, you can see the poem Shell wrote about cats called "Mischief," but I don't exactly approve of it. It gives the impression that it's *wrong* to fall asleep in front of the computer or use the sofa as a scratching post!
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