Things Sorin doesn't want to hear Darian Say

"I wonder what this wand does?"

"Oooops !!"

"Was I supposed to light the candles around the pentagram ?

"That fire wand only had 25 charges left on it!"

"What happens if I mix these two potions together?"

"So this wand fires a fireball if I point it at something and say Braxat'?" (Boom!)

"How was I supposed to know he was an incubus?"

"Hey, I bet I can do that better than you can!"

"Study?!? I'm too good for that!!"

"Hey, just who do you think you are, my teacher?"

"What's in this bottle? * POP * Uhh... oh-oh..."

"Sorin, is this pronounced 'HAStur HAStur HAStur' or 'HasTUR HasTUR HasTUR'?' "Ribbit."

"Oh, I threw it away."

"This weird guy with horns and stuff came looking for you. He asked if Razzlefratz was there. I told him no, your name was Sorin. That seemed to make him really happy."

"Remember how you told me not to lie anymore? Well, Elminster stopped by to say hello. I told him you said he was a talentless bag of wind. He wants to meet you tomorrow in the Blasted Lands."

"But Sorin, I did my best to make you invisible during the parade! How would I know it would only affect your robes?"

"Uh, Sorin, why was this mirror lying face-down on your table? Sorin? Sorin? Gee, where'd he go?" (scratches her head)

"Hey, Sorin, guess what? I tidied up your scrolls. Yeah, I put them all in this bag I found in your closet!" (Bag of Devouring burps)

"Swallow goldfish? ALIVE?"

(Loudly) "WHAT AN ILLUSION, SORIN! THE STORM GIANT WILL * NEVER * FIGURE THAT OUT!"

[Knock knock.. (someone's at the door)] "...No, he's been alone in his room with that fancy sword for a few days now... Sure, I'll go get him for you!"

"Sorin, I seem to have finally perfected my taunt spell. By the way, Calidor is at the front gates with his elite guard. Could you please explain this to him?"

"But we are all out of candles. I used lanterns to surround the pentacle instead."

"That vial of mead you were making tasted REALLY good!"

"Oh, THAT potion! Nope, never saw it."

"Listen, this scroll says 'To set up a permanent time-stop field for as far as the eye can see, just say the word Bidlebedee.' Hmm ! Do you think it'll work ? ... Sorin I'm talking to you. ... Sorin ? .... Sorin ? ..."

"Hey Sorin, listen to this neat spell: 'As you read this spell of Speech Impediment, you and all those around you will gladually begome unabelled to gomunigate in da unbestanbable wanblage tan bill bespeek uddel nonblends wabba dabba yabba ...."

"Sorin, I swear the king has no sense of humor ! When I told him all the jokes you've been telling about him, he didn't laugh at all !!"

"You, stupid peasants !! Either you obey Sorin or he'll turn all of you into toads !! YEAH !!! You think that just because you brought four paladins with you that he's scared ?! NO WAY !! And as soon as he gets out of the bathroom he'll teach all of you a lesson !"

"Hey Sorin, let me show you this neat trick ... pick a card from this deck I found in your lab... any card !"

"Hypothetically, what would happen if Fluffy was at the bottom of a portable hole when the spell expired?"

"Hey Sorin! Look what I found under your bed - the Fabled Bloodstone Pendant! Finders - Keepers!"

"Uh Sorin, King Belfour is at the door with an army of guards...looks like he's holding that pair of boots you made for him..."

"Why do we have to do this ritual on a full moon?? I go all funny on full mo...." *SNARL*

"Please tell me another. Plleeeeaaaasssee. Oh please Sorin. I just love your stories... Oh goodie thank you. Wow that female theif sounds really funny and ... wait, that sounds like something I did! Now wait a minute I did the same thing!! And then Sorin did what to the the theif? If I was that theif I woul... " [bright light floods the room as Darian explodes]