What's grosser than gross?
When you jump off the Empire State Building and land on a bicycle
What's grosser than that?
When the bicycle has no seat
What's grosser than gross?
Biting into a hotdog and finding a vein
What's grosser than gross?
Sliding down a razor blade into a pool of alchohol
What's grosser than gross?
When you go to kiss your grandma and she slips you the tongue
What's grosser than gross?
When you jump off the Empire State Building and land in a dumpster
What's grosser than that?
When you land with one leg in...and one leg out
What's grosser than gross?
When you're eating corn flakes and you brother can't find his scab collection
What's grosser than gross?
When you go into a doctors office, eat some complimentary stewed tomatoes and you hear the annoucment "whos next for abortions"
What's grosser than gross?
Eating mayonaise out of a jar and finding a condom at the bottom
What's grosser than gross?
Eating rice off a plate and watching the rest fly away
What's grosser than gross?
When you sit on Santa's lap and he pops a boner
What's grosser than that?
When you pop one back
What's grosser than gross?
Getting 1000 paper cuts on your face and dunking your head into lemonade
What's grosser than gross?
Pork-flavored jolly ranchers
What's grosser than gross?
When you're 70-year-old classical mythology teacher has a huge hump on her back
What's grosser than that?
When she has an even bigger one sticking out her side, so she has to walk through a doorway sideways
What's grosser than THAT?
When she bumps into you
What's grosser than gross?
When you pop a boner and run out of skin
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