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Jack "Takes the Toys" Feran
"It's Febuary 21st at 12:07 a.m. Do you know where your alpha is?"
Chases-Parked-Cars... Rite of the Shopping Cart.
(pulling his crotch)
"Yeah, it's amazing how Rite of the Shopping Cart works."
Ragdoll... Get of Fenris
"Didja know I beat a Get of Fenris in a head-butting contest once? Hey, don't laugh... it's true. He was mad as hell, though. I thought he was gonna kill me on the spot. Good thing scared as shit runs faster than mad as hell."
Ragdoll... Chained to a bed!
(Chained to a bed in Max's house...)
"Well... that's the first time anyone ever chained me to a bed just to stand there and look goofy."
(Max Scraps-for-Cash looks goofy and leaves the room)
Lillith... Ragdoll.
Lillith: "Hey, Chase. Mind if I go after your wife?"
Chases-Parked-Cars: "Go ahead. I'm sure I'll have fun watching you try."
Snowblind... The Hard Way.
NPC Shadow Lords: Granfather Thunder has been called to descimate your cearn, and everyone on it with huge bolts of lightning, we're very sorry. I'd suggest hiding.
Snow Blind: Well, who caused this bit of Garou/Totem mockery?
NPC SL: Oh, we're pretty sure Prometheus had something to do with it.
Snow Blind: Hey. everyone hide.
Everone hides...
Snow Blind, is OOC to ask Gavin, "Hey, shouldn't Prometheus be moonbridging in right about now? We'll allow the bridge to open. Please inform Lord Prometheus, that his Totem would like to speak at him, the hard way."
the Punk Rock Girl. Ragdoll Stevens...Spider Spirit
"That's like, what, eight kneecaps?"
