Sailor Iron Mouse ( )
[Chuuko Nezu ( )]
["Chuuko Nezu" is a pun on the words "chuu" and "nezumi", which are Japanese for the the squeaking sound made by a mouse and the actual word for "mouse", respectively] (original series)
Real name: Unknown
Occupation: Television producer (as Chuuko Nezu); servant of Sailor
Galaxia, Sailor Soldier, member of the Metal Knights, member of the Sailor
Anima Mates (as Sailor Iron Mouse)
Identity: The general populuce of Earth is unaware of Sailor Iron
Mouse's existence
Legal status: None
Known aliases: Chuuko Nezu
Place of birth: An unnamed planet somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy
Marital status: Unrevealed, presumed single
Known relatives: None
Group affiliation: Metal Knights, Sailor Anima Mates
Base of operations: Galaxy TV, a television studio located in the
Higashi Ooizumi district of Nerima-
ku in the city of Tokyo, Japan
First appearance: Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon Sailor Stars Episode
173
Final appearance: Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon Sailor Stars Episode
181
History: Virtually nothing has been revealed about
either the life or the origins of the woman known as Sailor Iron Mouse.
She is believed to have been the Sailor Soldier of an unspecified planet
in the Milky Way Galaxy, who - either under duress or of her own free will
- betrayed all the morals and values she represented by willingly allowing
Sailor Galaxia to extract her Star Seed, after which she was provided with
a pair of special bracelets in order to maintain her physical existence
following its removal, though much of this is speculation. What is known
with absolute certainty is that Sailor Iron Mouse became part of Sailor
Galaxia's army of rogue Sailor Soldiers - collectively known as the Sailor
Anima Mates - who aided her in her malevolent campaign to collect every
last Star Seed from all the stars and planets throught the entire galaxy
so that it could be reshaped in her own image.
It is unknown how long the cute and normally easygoing Sailor Iron Mouse
served as a member of the Sailor Anima Mates, only that she was eventually
dispatched to one of the so-called "frontier planets" - specifically
Earth - and given the assignment of tracking down all the owners of true
Star Seeds who resided there so that Sailor Galaxia might come closer to
completing her macabre collection. To this end, she assumed the human identity
of Chuuko Nezu - a television producer from the Galaxy TV studio based
in the city of Tokyo, Japan - in order to use her press credentials to
gain easy access to her victims, whom she selected at random after consulting
a variety of media sources. Her first known target was a young actress
by the name of Alice Itsuki, the female lead in the popular Japanese television
series "The Z-Files Of A Detective Boy Holmes". After observing
her in secret from a treetop as she was filming an episode guest-starring
the Three Lights in Juuban Park, Sailor Iron Mouse, as Chuuko Nezu, confronted
the young actress as she was emerging from her trailer following a short
break in filming, initially complimenting her on the ability of her brightness
to make others cheerful, a quality she considered to be that of a true
star. While thanked by Alice for her kind words yet gently turned down
by the latter for what she believed to be a rather obfuscated request for
an autograph, Nezu told her with surprisingly direct honesty that what
she wanted was not a signiature but instead her Star Seed, which,
after revealing her true self as Sailor Iron Mouse, she promptly extracted
from the frightened young woman, believing it to be one of the true ones
she had been searching for. Her optimism quickly turned to disappointment,
however, for the light of the Star Seed quickly diminished and finally
burnt out completely, thereby proving her initial assumption as being incorrect.
Shortly thereafter, she was confronted by Eternal Sailor Moon, and, after
insulting her would-be adversary, introducing herself as a Sailor Soldier,
and giving her a quick briefing on the nature of Phages - which Alice Itsuki
was now in the process of transforming into due to the light of her Star
Seed being extinguished - simply stepped into her telephone booth and departed,
leaving the newly-created monster, Sailor Buri, to deal with her opponent,
though the creature ended up having her human form restored by Sailor Moon's
"Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss" following a brief battle with
her and the Sailor Star Lights.
Her modus operandi now more or less firmly established, Sailor Iron
Mouse was hard at work the very next day sifting through a variety of sports
footage for potential Star Seed candidates in her office in Production
Room Three, having just decided to go after Yuji Kayama, the ruggedly muscular
- not to mention quite sexually appealing to her ;) - captain of the Juuban
High School football team, when she received a call from Sailor Galaxia,
whom she proceeded to update on her progress with much confidence, optimism,
and reassurance on her part. She then moved on her selected target - mortally
embarassing him with her compliments and heavy flirting before extracting
his Star Seed - but once again departed and left the Phage Sailor Guts
to deal with the Inner Soldiers and the Sailor Star Lights in her absence
once her failure became apparent, though this victim, too, was eventually
restored to normal by Sailor Moon. The results were similar during her
next two tries in which she went after camerawoman Saki Itabashi and musical
director Akane Gushiken - who were temporarily transformed into the Phages
Sailor Gekishaa and Sailor Director, respectively, due to her actions -
with the only minor distractions present being a brief spar with Super
Sailor Venus in the former instance and dealing with the unexpected presence
of Three Lights member Kou Seiya, who was an eyewitness to the latter encounter.
Following attempts on physics teacher and astronomer Wataru Amanogawa (later
Sailor Teacher) - where the target's physical attractiveness to the Sailor
Anima Mate once again came into play, though it (almost) left her disappointed
- and idol Noriko Okamachi (later Sailor Ojou), during which she suffered
the twin indignities of having her best costume torn up by Luna and being
struck in the back of the head by a ball of yarn thrown by Eternal Sailor
Moon, Sailor Iron Mouse became somewhat despondent and distanced from her
job. Unable to "shake the feeling that she was just a cog in a giant
machine", as she so eloquently put it, and worried that she might
be starting to lose interest in her work, she found her dedication restored
after a chance wind - literally - gave her the idea of going after television
chef Tetsuro Amanogawa, though her resolve to succeed was strengthened
even further by the sudden and unexpected appearances of her fellow Sailor
Anima Mates Sailor Aluminum Siren and Sailor Lead Crow before Sailor Galaxia
as well as the latter's physical assault on her following a brief progress
report in which Sailor Iron Mouse's words suggested a greater amount of
uncertainty at having located true Star Seeds than Sailor Galaxia's growing
impatience was willing to tolerate. Her bad luck, however, showed little
sign of abating, with her mission against Tetsuro Amanogawa being no more
successful than his Phage alter ego Sailor Chef's attempt to rid her of
her Sailor Soldier adversaries.
After a particularily brutal reprimand from Sailor Galaxia, Sailor Iron
Mouse firmly pledged that she would search for a true Star Seed as if her very
life depended on it, truer words having never been spoken since her many
failures had virtually guaranteed that her existence would be forfeit if
her actions did not yield desirable results. The strain to perform took a visible
toll on her, for her once cheerfully evil demeanor, arrogance, and self-confidence
in selecting viable targets was quickly replaced byo stress, nervousness,
and frustrating indecision. When her campaign against orchestra conductor
Mr. Garayan (later Sailor Conductor) once again proved fruitless, she literally
found herself on the run as Chuuko Nezu, desperately racking her brain
to come up with new ideas that would net her a Star Seed by the following
Monday morning while trying to escape the ubiquitous presence of Sailor
Galaxia's rotary dial telephone, which was magically tracking her wherever
she went. After mortal fear caused her to hang up on Sailor Galaxia after
she gathered up enough courage to actually take the call, Nezu - in a single
blazing moment of revelation as the train she was on passed an electronic
billboard - decided to go after the Three Lights, little suspecting just
how much merit there really was behind this impromptu choice, as the three
band members, unbeknowst to her, were the alter egos of the Sailor Star
Lights, and, being Sailor Soldiers themselves, really did possess
true Star Seeds.
Following a call to the Three Lights' residence and a rather rude discussion
with the ever ornery Kou Yaten, Nezu learned that Kou Seiya - who was on
a date with Usagi Tsukino that day - was out even if the other two had
no intention of going anywhere and used her information network to systematically
eliminate all the places the band members went whenever they had some time
off, eventually tracking him to a dance club known as Bar Space Edge. Her
hunch confirmed after she spotted Seiya and Usagi entering the establishment,
she assumed her true form of Sailor Iron Mouse and cut the power, causing
the people present to empty out in a hurry. She then confronted the two
of them in the now abandoned club and attempted to extract Seiya's Star
Seed after he told Usagi to make a run for it, only to miss for first time
in her life due to the nature of her target, who dodged her attack and
shocked her by transforming into Sailor Star Fighter before her very eyes.
Her frustration and nervousness rising to unheard of levels as the other
Sailor Star Lights and Eternal Sailor Moon arrived, Sailor Iron Mouse exploded
- yelling at her adversaries that they had no idea of how she felt or the
seriousness of the situation she was in - only to have even her emotional
rant interrupted as Sailor Moon became concerned after discovering the
pink teddy bear pin that Seiya had been wearing, believing that
he had been dropped it after being turned into a Phage in her absence.
Laughing hysterically at Sailor Moon's ignorance in regards to Seiya's
dual identity, Sailor Iron Mouse mischievously alluded to the truth - narrowly
escaping a timely blast from Sailor Star Fighter's "Star Serious Laser"
in the process by taking cover in her phone booth - and threatened to reveal
his secret unless all of them willingly relinquished their Star Seeds,
only to be interrupted once more, this time by the ringing of the ever-present
rotary dial telephone. Despite her mortal fear, she nerved herself, picked
up the receiver, and found to her horror that not only was Sailor Galaxia
on the line but that she was disappointed and grimly informed her that
she no longer had any needs of her services. In a display of utter desperation,
the Sailor Anima Mate did everything she could possibly think of in order
to get Sailor Galaxia to spare her life, even going so far as to propose
that she be forgiven if the former should prove unable to solve a riddle
she asked (which, incidentally, had no answer anyway), to no avail, for
Sailor Iron Mouse was summarily executed after being deprived of her bracelets,
barely having had time to cry out before vanishing from existence forever.
Height: Estimated at 3'11'' (119 cm); never accurately
measured
Weight: Estimated at 63 lbs. (29 kg); never accurately weighed
Eyes: Gray
Hair: White
Abilities: Aside from being quite agile, nimble,
and quick, Sailor Iron Mouse could fire a bolt of pink energy from the
palm of her right hand with enough force to send at least a small animal
- such as a cat like Luna - crashing through a window.
Paraphernalia: Sailor Iron Mouse's primary weapons were the special
pair of golden bracelets known as Galactica Bracelets given to her by Sailor Galaxia herself, which
- aside from maintaining both her physical existence following the removal
of her Star Seed as well as her evil nature, thus keeping her under Galaxia's
control - were capable of firing twin spherical energy projectiles from
the green and violet jewels embedded in them that were capable of punching
their way through solid matter, or, more commonly, extracting the Star
Seeds from any human being they happened to come into contact with. She
also possessed a black portable rotary dial telephone which she used to
maintain contact with both Sailor Galaxia and her headquarters at Galaxy
TV, and which could also be apparently used to track her own movements.
Sailor Iron Mouse could also summon a transportation device resembling
a telephone booth in order to travel from place to place and which was
apparently sturdy enough to survive a direct hit from certain magical attacks
- such as Sailor Star Fighter's "Star Serious Laser" - without
being damaged.


Sailor Iron Mouse's Phages (from left to right, top to bottom): Sailor
Buri, Sailor Guts, Sailor Gekishaa, Sailor Director, Sailor Teacher, Sailor
Ojou, Sailor Chef, and Sailor Conductor
This entry first appeared on: December 10,
2000
This entry was last modified on: December 10, 2000
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Evil as cute as a button: Sailor Iron Mouse :)

A pinstripe suit, a fedora, and sunglasses as a disguise?
Works for me... :)

"Hello? Anybody home?" :)

"Watch out...I, like, know martial arts and stuff..."
;)

Sailor Iron Mouse nimbly sidestepping the "Venus
Love and Beauty Shock" :)

"Hi there! I'm evil! See? It says so on right here
on my business card!" :)

"Oh, so you want to play cat and mouse, eh?"
:P

"Yeah...the reception's great for a rotary dial telephone!"
:)

"Oh god...I can taste my spleen..." :P

"Woo hoo! I got me a man!" :)

"Yeesh, hold on! I'll be done in a minute!"
^^;

"Gah! My long distance is costing me how much?!?"
:)

"What do you mean you didn't dial 1-800-COLLECT when
you called me? You disappoint me Sailor Iron Mouse..." ;)

"Wait! I have an idea! What if I pay you back using
an installment plan? :)

Sailor Iron Mouse getting her phone service cut :P
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