(Screen fades in to Furinkin High School inside the front gates. Akane is walking away from Ranma, Ryouga and Mousse who are just about to engage in battle. Akane suddenly stops as a shadow looms over her. She looks up to see Kuno standing there holding a rose. She frowns and growls, obvious not in the mood for this. Kuno is just about to speak when she raises a hand demanding his silence. She smirks and glances back over her shoulder.)
Guys!! Hit it!
(We see Kuno's viewpoint of Akane's head and shoulder and behind her on the wall of the school gates stands Ranma with a guiter in hand. Mousse is standing on the ground behind a keyboard and Ryouga is sitting on a stool behind a set of drums. They all nod to Akane and begin to play. Akane puts a finger into Kuno's chest and gives him a push back as she begins to sing the guys singing back up now and then.)
I've know a few guys who thought they were pretty smart,
But you've got being right down to an art,
You think you're a genius--you drive me up the wall,
You're a regular original, a know-it-all,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else,
(Spoken:)Okay, so you're a rocket scientist.
That don't impress me much.
(Kuno frowns and walks off as Akane continues to his retreating form.)
So you've got the brains but have you got the touch,
Don't get me wrong , yeah I think you're alright,
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night,
That don't impress me much.
(Ranma does a guitar solo from the wall. Mikado sudden skates up to Akane and goes for a kiss. She avoids him and puts a hand up to silence him.)
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket,
And a comb up his sleeve--just in case,
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it,
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else,
(Spoken:)Okay, so you're Brad Pitt.
That don't impress me much.
(Mikado blinks looking shocked and skates off as Akane continues to sing as he goes.)
So you've got the looks but have you got the touch,
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright,
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night,
That don't impress me much.
(Ranma does another guitar solo from the wall as a long black limo pulls up behind Akane. Sasuke emerges from the driver door and rushes around opening the door for Kuno who steps out. Akane stops him from saying anything by raising a hand and beginning to sing again.)
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine,
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in,
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight,
Now come on baby tell me--you must be jokin', right!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else,
(Spoken:)Okay, so you've got a car.
That don't impress me much.
(Kuno blinks dumbstruck and gets back in his limo which Sasuke drives away while Akane continues.)
So you've got the moves but have you got the touch,
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright,
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night,
That don't impress me much,
You think you're cool but have you got the touch,
Now now, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright,
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely nights,
That don't impress me much.
(Ranma suddenly lands beside Akane and begins another guitar solo smiling lightly to Akane. She raises an eyebrow and smirks.)
(Spoken:)Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something....Whatever.
(She grins at the confused look on his face and turns walking off waving her hand dismissively as he continues playing, still confused. She glances back over her shoulder as the music is coming to and end.)
That don't impress me.
(She turns and walks out the gate. The screen fades to black.) Go back to Country
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