(Tatewaki Kuno slowly wakes from his night's sleep and sits up in bed. He stares across from his bed at two large pictures on his wall. The one on the left if of Akane Tendo in her school uniform. The other is of Ranma-chan in her usual red shirt and black pants. He rises from his bed and walks over standing in front of the two pictures.)
Oh what a glorius day it is to wake up to such visions of loveliness such as that of my dear Pig-Tailed Goddess and Akane Tendo. I must endevour to decide which it is I shall be so kind as to bestow with my nigh regal presence on this day of days.(He soliliquizes and looks from one picture to the other. He continues looking from one to the other getting frustrated with each look. He finally stops and grips his head and looks up to the ceiling.)
I CAN NOT CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM!!!!(He bellows and suddenly drops his hands and begins to sing as music starts up.)
Yes, I admit I've got a thinkin' problem,
They're always on my mind,
Their memory goes round and round,
I've tried to quit a thousand times,
Yes, I admit I've got a thinkin' problem,
Fill the glass up to the top,
I'll start with lovin' them,
But I don't know when to stop.
I wake up and right away,
Their names are on my lips,
Once the memories start to flow,
I can't stop with just one sip.
Yes, I admit I've got a thinkin' problem,
They're always on my mind,
Their memory goes round and round,
I've tried to quit a thousand times,
Yes, I admit I've got a thinkin' problem,
Fill the glass up to the top,
I'll start with lovin' them,
But I don't know when to stop.
(Short musical interlude)
I keep on remembering,
How good it used to be,
Gettin' stoned all alone,
On my favorite memory.
Yes, I admit I've got a thinkin' problem,
They're always on my mind,
Their memory goes round and round,
I've tried to quit a thousand times,
Yes, I admit I've got a thinkin' problem,
Fill the glass up to the top,
I'll start with lovin' them,
But I don't know when to stop.
I'll start with lovin' them,
But I don't know when to stop.
(The music end and Kuno looks to the picture of Akane then to the picture of Ranma-chan. He thrust his hand into the air triumphantly.)
