"If you’re a half-breed, how can you be a demon?" the wanna-be narrator asked.

Inu-Yasha stomped across the field. ‘Hey, stoppit, I’m the narrator!’ "Hello, Lord Inu-Yasha…"

"What’re you so damn happy about? We’ve got Shikon shards to collect!"

"Er…"the unsure half-blood mumbled. ‘I said SHUT UP!’ "What about Kagome?"

"Hmph. She went back to her world to go to school." He crossed his arms and-*Evil look* ‘Ok, ok, you narrate then, good God!’

Inu-Yasha huffed. "Let’s go, Neko!"

"Hey…I’ll go! You’re a cutie!" Inu-Yasha looks behind Neko-Yasha to see a young girl with short black hair and a cat-like expression.

"Uh, don’t you have a dog already? Inuki..?"

"Yeah, so what?" Yuzuriha ran over to Inu-Yasha and gave him a big hug. "C’mon, let’s go!"

He shoved the psycho girl off of him. "Who’re you calling psycho?"

"Hmph."

Inu-Yasha fell over out of confusion. "Can’t…take this…anymore…"

There was a crash in the distance. "Lord Inu-Yasha, let’s see what that was!" He nodded to the other half-blood. "Changing Winds!" A puff of air hit Neko-Yasha. "Hey! I can be the narrator, y’know!"

"Now. I’m not really named Pixie, I just use the alias to run around and get money with odd jobs. Its easy and-"

"Kinda like me, huh?" Yet another voice was heard. There was a tall boy-er, teenage boy?- standing near Inu-Yasha. "Can’t you describe me better?" He looked like street trash and had an ugly ponytail. "Gee, thanks."

Pixie turned to him. "You don’t belong here any more than that girl does." She gestured to Yuzuriha, who was attempting to brush Inu-Yasha’s hair with great difficulty. He kept pushing her away.

"Get OFFA me!"

The boy sweatdropped. "Tell them who I am already, dammit." Tamahome sweatdropped. He stood with his nose in the air as his name was announced. "Hm. That’s better."

I cut in and knocked-out the other narrator. ‘Hm. Worthless jerk.’ "Who’s for pizza?"

Tamahome raised a brow. "What’s that?"

"Never mind."

"Serves you right." Before us was a mass of wrecked spaceship. The space pirate Ryoko stood before us.

"How’d I get here..?"

"Feh. Just what I wanted to know," Inu-Yasha snorted.

There was a moment of silence. "Sure is quiet," Ryoko broke the silence.

"THAT made no sense, Neko."

I grinned. "I know." There was a screaming from the lake. We turned and saw Yuzuriha flailing around.

"Help! HELP! HELP ME!" she screamed for help. "DUH! JUST HELP ME OUT! SOMETHING’S GOT ME!"

The red girl spoke first. "Um, is this…Cephiro?"

Yuzuriha screamed, "CEPHIRO?! And what would THAT be, hm??"

The blue girl nodded, gesturing to the red one. "This is Hikaru. I’m Umi. This is Fuu." She ended by motioning to the green girl. "Cephiro is where…we were summoned to ta save…Are you citizens?"

Inu-Yasha had had enough. "I’ve had enough! You’re not in CEPHIRO, freaks, you’re in feudal Japan! Get OUT!"

"You don’t have to-" Fuu was cut-off.

"OUT!!! We’ve had ENOUGH visitors-" Shippou jumped onto Inu-Yasha and put a Buddha statue on his back. He then slapped on an ancient text. "Damn you, Shippou…"

Tamahome spoke first. "How do we get outa here, anyway?"

Ryoko shouted next, "Yeah, I have a certain princess to annihilate. Where’s the exit??" Ryo-ohki mewed along with her master’s complaint.

"We have a dimension to save!" Hikaru thrust her sword into the air. "No time to waste!"

"Where’s Hinoto? Maybe she can get me back." Yuzuriha put her finger on her chin, apparently thinking.

Inu-Yasha squirmed. "I’ll tell whoever gets this statue offa me…"

I thumped his nose. "Yeah right, how do you know?"

He squirmed at the hit, but was unable to get me back. ^_^ He snorted and turned away. Against my own will, Ryoko blasted something at the statue, turning it to dust. "Speak, dog boy."

Reluctantly, he kept his word. "There’s this well nearby…"

"Lord Inu-Yasha! That will only-" He put a hand over my mouth.

"It’ll get ‘em out here, won’t it?"

"Erm…yeah..."

"Then trust me." He turned to the group. "This well…it can get you back to your dimension. Each of you. Follow me."

Everyone got up and followed Inu-Yasha and I across the landscape and eventually to the well. "Lord Inu-Yasha," I whispered in his ear, "the well will only take them to Kagome’s world, won’t it?"

"Yes."

"Why I am not surprised..?"

"Now," Inu-Yasha was suddenly hit in the head by a flying tree-branch. "That’s not fair- ACK!"

I thoroughly beat the other narrator then tossed her into the well. She vanished. "Just like that. You’ll be gone back to your world just like her."

"They will, will they?" Kagome was sitting on the rim of the well.

Inu-Yasha smirked. "Yeah, they will. You gotta problem with it?"

"SIT!" Inu-Yasha slammed into the ground. It was too late, however. The other anime stars were jumping into the well one-by-one and disappearing.

Tamahome was the last one. He looked in and turned back to me. "Come visit sometime." He winked. "You’re cute."

"HOLD IT!" Inu-Yasha was angry. "Damn straight! He didn’t do that, you just made it up!"

I giggled. "So what?"

~End~