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[x] Part 1 -- This Shiz Never Changes  [x]

What's your name? ::: Scarlet
Birthplace ::: Richmond, KY
Age ::: 18
Age you act ::: It depends on which convenience store I'm walking out of
Current location ::: Orlando, KY
Eye colour ::: blue
Hair colour ::: black, now.
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::: Right
Zodiac sign ::: Aquarius
Height ::: 5' 8"
Nickname ::: Kumar, although Ker is  the only one that calls me by it.

[x] Part 2 -- Describe [x]

Your heritage/nationality ::: Irish/Welsh. (Made in America with European parts)
Your perfect room ::: Give me a PS2, N64, TV and a radio, and I'm good.
What your usual day consists of ::: work, video games and cleaning. Some minor computer activity, too.

[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]

Words you overuse ::: dude, sweet, loser, awesome
Phrases you overuse ::: Frickin' A
Your first thought when you wake up ::: I gotta feed Kneesa.
Your greatest accomplishment ::: Finding Scarlet. I lost her for awhile. But she's back. Have no fear!
Something you want to do ::: Learn how to work my damn nunchucks.
Now, more ambitious ::: Catalogue, organize and read every book I own. (which is no small task, BTW)

[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]

Pepsi or Coke ::: Coke. Can't let Kurt down, can I? But in all honesty, I really don't like either one.
McDonald's or Burger King ::: Burger King, I guess. Crappy food, but they have good Star Wars promotional toys.
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::: Used to be Britney. Now I don't really care.
Mary-Kate or Ashley ::: Ashley
Chocolate or Vanilla ::: Vanilla.
Kasey or Tony ::: Kasey, the coolest of the Kahne brothers.
Adidas or Nike ::: Neither. Chucks.
Black or white ::: white. You can compose anything from blank space.
Bills or Coins ::: Coins. I like the midieval-like jingle in my pockets.
Burgers or hot dogs :::  Polish sausages, which I guess are pretty close to hot dogs.
West End or East End ::: Whichever end has the best used bookstore. Or Goodwill: I'm not picky.
Rock or rap ::: Rock definetly.
Big Brother or Everybody Loves Raymond ::: Raymond, baby! Gotta love Brad Garrett.
Brad Garrett or Angelina Jolie ::: That's not fair. Both. Bugger off.
Charmed or Roswell ::: Roswell. We all want a Max Evans.
The Flaming Lips or the Hal Sparks Band ::: Gotta go with the man: HALopeño!
Coach or Home Improvement ::: Home Improvement. It's a lifelong dream of mine to be somebody's Wilson. And, any show with a Nomad is my kind of show.

[x] Part 5 -- Do you... [x]

Smoke ::: Ew, no.
Curse ::: <sarcasm> A little. </sarcasm>
Sing well ::: I've been in chorus at one point in Elementary, Middle and High School. But that's no indication, really.
Sing in the shower ::: Constantly. But I mostly sing various versions of "Hoedown" and "Weasley is our King", and I don't think that really counts as singing. And lately I've been singing the songs from Team America. ("Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day , yeah!")
Talk to yourself ::: not so much anymore, actually.
Believe in yourself ::: now I do.
Play an instrument ::: yes. Sax, but not much anymore. Tried the guitar, didn't work. Working on the Didgeridoo, though. Figured it was time I tried an intelligent instrument.
Want to go to college? ::: Define 'want'.
Want to get married? ::: probably
Want to have children? ::: I suppose.
Names? ::: Adrian Night, Maxwell Thaddius,  Sidney River, Lydia Belle, Beatrix Claire (I have tons of free time. And plus, having a pregnant best friend kinda makes you think.)
Think you're a health freak? ::: I wish, but no. As far as food is concerned, I really don't eat that much. I'm conditioning myself for a possible future with no money. Sort of an involuntary vow of Anorexia, really.
Get along with your parents? ::: Okay enough.
Get along with your siblings? ::: Yes, but only to their faces.
Think you're popular? ::: Not really.

[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you... [x]

Gone out of state ::: not since Cincy in July. :( I miss it...
Drank alcohol ::: no
Smoked ::: nope
Got high ::: no
Done any drugs ::: no
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::: no
Been onstage ::: All the world's a stage, my dear.
Gone skinny dipping ::: um, no.
Been dumped ::: nope.
Dyed your hair ::: of course
Stolen anything ::: your little brother's virginity

[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]

Craziest ::: Brittany, when she gets on her trip. We're almost to the point of thinking that maybe some acid would even her out a bit.
Loudest ::: We can all be pretty loud when we want to be.
Most shy ::: Dustin H.
Blondest :::Brittany
Smartest ::: All of us. Genna. Jackson. Yeah, all of us.
Kindest ::: I don't know...Bill, probably.
Best personality ::: ALL OF US!!!
Most talented ::: Cody, the almighty Tubaman! Without question or contestation.
Best singer ::: Courtney and Chocolate
Most ghetto ::: Chocolate and her pimp wagon.
The one you just want to strangle to death ::: heh heh
Funniest ::: Zac, definitely. Although Bill's zombie stories are pretty hilarious. And then there's Hannah...I don't know, I guess all of them are pretty funny.
Best person for advice ::: I've actually found Zac to be quite proficient in this department, but that was Sophomore year and we were ALL crazy back then.
Dependable ::: Gotta go with my bro!
Trustworthy ::: All of them. Well, most of them.
Druggie ::: We have one, but I don't want to incriminate her. lol
Most likely to end up in jail ::: Hmmm, that's a tough one.
Person you've known the longest ::: Beth. We bonded in sixth grade over a mutual love of Jeff Gordon. Ah, those were the days...


[x] Part 8 -- Constantly Changing... [x]

Last dream ::: Something about Kurt Busch, which is extremely unusual.
Last nightmare ::: Not sure.
Last Car ride ::: Coming home from work last Saturday.
Last time you cried :::  Not sure, for once.
Last movie seen ::: . Goblet of Fire. Frickin' A, d00d!
Last movie bought ::: Well, I taped Reservoir Dogs off of IFC a few months ago. That's sorta buying it, in a five-finger discount kinda way.
Last movie borrowed ::: Phantom of the Opera
Last CD bought: Dunno...haven't bought a CD in awhile.
Last books read ::: Roadwork by Stephen King. I swear, he can ramble on about the most mundane of things like nobody's biznass. I'm reading Misery next, and if it's not any better than the movie (which was pretty good), I'm giving up on him.
Last off-color joke told and when ::: Not sure, for once.
Last curse word said ::: Not sure.
Last time you laughed ::: Probably watching Martha this morning. God I love Martha Stewart.
Last phone call ::: Mom, a few minutes ago.
Last CD played ::: Return of the King Soundtrack
Last song listened to ::: "Steward of Gondor"
Last TV Show Watched ::: Dr. Phill, right now. But after tonight, it'll be Survivor. God I love Survivor. I know I've said some things in the past, but jeez it's good. I love Rafe; he's awesome.
Last annoyance ::: Can't remember, for once.
Last IM ::: Amanda L, a few weeks ago.
Last person you hugged ::: Brittany, leaving work Saturday.
Last person you yelled at ::: not sure. I just yelled at Pippin for humping Frodo, though. Weird dogs...
Last time you wore a skirt ::: At the chorus concert, whenever the hell that was.
Last time you fought with your parents ::: I don't know...a week ago, maybe.
Last time you wished upon a star ::: when I was eight and I wanted to be abducted by aliens.
Played Truth or Dare ::: Well, we played Circle of Death at Nessa's birthday party almost a year ago .
Spent quality time alone ::: Well...I went to sleep last night. Does that count?

[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one ! [x]

Are you talking to someone on AIM? ::: Not right now.
Do you feel lonely? ::: Hellz no. I got my computer!
Do you have a significant other ::: I'm married to the sea.
Name?::: Arctic.
Ever TP'ed someone's house ::: No
Ever egged someone's house ::: no
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::: Alan Rickman is beautiful. Scew you crazy teenager.
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::: Do you know the way to San José?
What do you think of George W. Bush? ::: Saw a bumper sticker a few months ago. It said "Yuck! Bush!" hehe. The road to hell is paved with Republicans. NOT hippies. REPUBLICANS, DAMMIT!! (well...there are exceptions. Jaxon and Genna.)
Any secret fetishes? ::: Why, you have something in mind?  ^_-
How many languages do you speak? ::: English (proper English, ghetto English and redneck English) and MobSpeak. My Spanish vocabulary is small and crappy. Je parle Français bien. My German vocabulary is limited only to the so-called "good and useful" words. Kurt Wagner would be amused.


YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW...

dream car: a cobalt blue 1957 Nomad

preferred brand of car ::: DeLorean

actual brand of car ::: Buick Skylark

dream job ::: Chef

current job ::: <sarcasm> Dot Com Millionaire </sarcasm>

if I could be anyone, I would be ::: Alan Quartamain. I wanna be an explorer so bad!

band I love but would never admit ::: Backstreet Boys (well, guess the secret's out)

favourite television shows ::: Whose Line Is It Anyway, above all. The early episodes of the Drew Carey Show, Roswell, Firefly, Roseanne, The Simpsons, Survivor, Martha, Dr. Phill, Oprah, Jeopardy...so many.

favourite PBS show ::: There's a few...Wishbone (I miss that one), Red Green and Victory Garden

favourite directors ::: M. Night Shyamalan, Quentin Tarantino and Tim Burton

musicians I despise ::: Courtney Love (no explanation needed) and Scott Stapp ('cause he's just a drunken arse.)

favourite reality-based show ::: SURVIVOR, BABY!!!!

celebrity catfight I'd love to see ::: Paris Hilton v Michelle Rodriguez (go Michelle, just cause seeing her hit ANYONE is worth it, even though Paris is alright. )

Favourite poem ::: Everthing from any Shel Silverstein book. I'm so addicted to his poems. I need to go to a Shel treatment Clinic. Or maybe the old standby, The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe. Or Annabelle Lee.

Favourite authors ::: Edgar Allen Poe, Darren Shan, JK Rowling, Lewis Carroll, CS Lewis, JRR Tolkien, Stephen King

Favourite TV personality ::: Mo Rocca, hands down. Brotha's finally getting some television work, the little scamp.

Favourite comedic act ::: I WAS A STELLA FAN BEFORE THEY MADE IT BIG! Now they kinda suck.

Favourite actresses ::: Sara Gilbert and Angelina Jolie. Oh, and Brittany Murphy

Favourite actors ::: John Goodman, Elijah Wood, Alan Cumming, and Alan Tudyk. Oh, and the almighty...ALAN RICKMAN!

Favourite car chase scene in a movie ::: Ever watched Bullit?

Favourite quote from a move ::: "Say 'what' ONE MORE TIME!!!!"  --Pulp Fiction
~~OR~~
"Hell is wakin' up every goddamned day and not even knowing why you're here!" --Sin City

Favorite books: Rosamunde Pilcher's Day of the Storm. It's one of those odd little British books that family members have given to me. I read it at least once a month, and it makes me cry EVERY TIME! Oh, and then there's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and ALL the Harry Potter books.(Well, five of them, now. That last one...*anguished sigh*)  And pretty much anything by Stephen King.

Five favorite movies: (1) Sin City  (2) Pulp Fiction  (3) Kill Bill  (4) Reservoir Dogs  (5) Harry Potter (I'm grouping them all as one. I can do that.)

Favorite song: Iris by Goo Goo Dolls

Favorite television theme songs:

Name 'em:

"If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Than the greatest wall in China
Or that rabbit with the drum.
If there's one thing that I've learned
While waiting for my turn
It's that in each life some rain falls
But you also get some sun
And we'll make it better than okay
Hear what I say
Anyday."

"I can see me walking down the street
Beatbox blares a quick track to my empty mind
Now my Walkman's playing a slow and endless march
And I'm looking for that bright spot in the sky
But in my eyes, there's a perfect world
I can see it: A perfect world."

(If you didn't get them, it's Roseanne and Grace Under Fire. Shame on you.)

Favorite colors: Green and yellow. (Slytherin, weee!)

Favorite offbeat movie: Napoleon Dynamite. Or maybe A Clockwork Orange.