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1). You don't have to run to get over someone. Sometimes the answer's right in front of you, and all you have to do is look to Jennifer Aniston.
2). It's better to be crazy than stupid. You'll get more respect, as Louis CK once said.
3). Alan Rickman's carrer is never going to hit rock bottom, nor is he going to move to Brodhead and race go-karts. So just forget it.
4). It's always better to live than to sit and not do anything, as Neal inadvertantly taught me. Or maybe it was intentional. Either way, thanks.
5). Arby's is out to steal your money by offering you the best freakin' food you've ever tasted, and charging you nothing short of your left hand for a roast beef sandwich. That's when you get addicted...
6). If someone won't waste their time with you, then you shouldn't waste your time thinking of them.
7). Renfro Valley is not a good place to meet guys who are to my liking. This was proved by Mr. I'm-a-Marine-in-a-Cowboy-Hat and his friend.
8). Some things in seventh grade were unsaid for a reason. Cody showed me this with his comment about my dog.
9). Josh Turner is shorter than I expected. I must say, I was pleasantly disappointed.
10). When you're in a hotel, it's more fun to sleep in a bed. The floors leave you feeling nasty the next morning. And they smell. Funky.
11). There's a place in Ohio where you can order the rudeness of your waitress. Amber told me about this, and I must say that I'm intrigued.
12). No matter how many times you correct them, some poor sap always calls it 'Barnes and Nobles'
13). Our McDonalds doesn't serve ice cream at ten thirty at night.
14). It's possible to carry on a conversation with Jaxon on a fair ride. About television channels, no less.
15). I'm not Cody's type. Nor is he mine, interestingly enough. See number eight.
16). Being a clod is contagious.
17). Male cloggers are kinda hot and easy to name when you don't know them. Stuart McDonald, Michael Flagherty and Robin O'Tarantino proved this.
18). Corey's Transy friends are really cool.
19). When making college plans, you really shouldn't think of the idiot that you happen to be seeing at the time. But thankfully I did, I guess, because otherwise I'd be stuck at Berea, the crappiest place on earth (next to Livingston, of course) But I'd be with Beth, so maybe it wouldn't have been that bad. But anyway, I'm glad I didn't go.
20). Fate often has a way of effing stuff up. But it's usually for the good. Wait, maybe that's Karma...
21). Love Actually is a good movie no matter what time it is or how little sleep you've had, not to mention more profound the closer to unconciousness that you are.
22). I'm not as messed up as previously thought. And definetly not for as long.
23). Chucks don't make the man. But Oxfords and a peacoat sure do!
24). The phrase "Fuck yo mama" is applicable in most situations, as Amber so wonderfully taught me.
25). Kelly Clarkson sings some killer songs, a lot of which have gotten me through some preeeeety tough times. (Miss Independent, Low, The Trouble With Love Is, Since You've Been Gone, Behind these Hazel Eyes, Because of You)
26). Geoffrey Rush is hot no matter who he plays.
27). Ninja stars are not as easy to throw as it may seem. Coincidentally, Pippin also learned that Ninja Stars are not good things to chew. (I just realized how that must sound, and I have to add that I didn't throw the Ninja Stars at the dog. I threw, it fell out of the board and hit the ground, and Pippin tried to chew. I promise.)
28). My video game skillz aren't as good as my 1337 typing skillz.
29). Give an idiot a nice hat and he rules the world. But then you can overthrow said idiot and take his hat.
30). My guinea pig prefers to poo in my bed, versus pooing in her cage.
31). Spiders will jump out when least expected, especially if your futon is on the floor. It's best to keep a sword handy. Preferably two.
32). Many octogenarians do not understand the fundamentals of addition. Two plus two does not equal five, people! They also do not appreciate someone dressing up as Death.
33). If you call a guy 'sir', he will stop flirting with you immediately. Regardless of his age. This also works the other way around, as I've found out.
34). When you hear a popping sound in the microwave, you really should get up to see what it is. Chances are, the cup you thought was microwave-safe really isn't, and the handle is on fire as a result.
35). It's never fun to have a hubcap fly off. Especially if you've just put them on the night before.
36). One would think that fixing noodles in a cup would be easier than plain old Ramen noodles. However, it couldn't be further from the truth.
37). You can buy a pretty decent twenty-dollar digital camera at Rite Aid.
38). Jaxon has a hot Asian friend.
39). Despite his loveable exterior, Cody really hates dogs and will make mean comments about your one that just died, causing you to be really sad and cry on your way home, and plot mean things to say all week, which will in turn make you feel even worse because nobody likes to be angry at someone. Then you won't say anything whenever you do see him again, and therefore he doesn't know the error of his ways and will continue making disparaging remarks about your dog.
40). Cody, despite his hatred of dogs, is still number one on my list of cool people, because he was at the same X-Box convention in California that Elijah Wood was at. So as far as I'm concerned, Cody's pretty much redeemed. For the most part.
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