Centaur Central is Here!
Have you ever considered what it would be like to be a centaur? Boy, I know I have! Many's the time which I have pondered the awesome freedom that one would have as a centaur, but I bet you have too, if you're anything like me, I mean, who wouldn't absolutley give a leg and a leg to be a centaur? (if you don't get that, I feel for you) It'd be great, would you need a hunting license? Seems a bit barbaric to even propose the idea, since who would really know what to think of you, and even if they did claim you'd need one, who would enforce it? Who'd file a complaint against a mythical creature no matter what the circumstances, and even if they did, who'd believe them and not immediately dismiss them as a nutbag? And if they organized a "man"-hunt against youm could they catch you? Some stupid (no offense intended directly to cops, only pure humans vs. genetic miracles) breathless cops with bloodhounds chasing you through the woods? Doubtful at best, my friend.
Now, I realize I may have lost some of you at this point already, whether by my insane rantings or the simple fact that you don't really know what a centaur is. If the second is the case, please click here for info. However, if the first is the case, you should click here and be on your way. For those of you who wish to continue, with full knowledge of what a centaur is and (perhaps) how crazy this idea is, please do so with the image map provided below.
