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* Hyuga stops in the hall and adjusts his bra
with a grumble.. couldn't he be a preteen girl?
these things are uncomfortable..
* Hyuga is even less happy about the fact that
he makes for a rather pretty sporty type girl..
having Jackson pinch his butt was not something he
was looking forward to, although it has gotten him
off on a kick about sexual harrassment.. he's going
to have to file a formal complaint.
* Hyuga sighs.. just two more hours and he's
through with this exam.. if he can make it two more
hours without anyone recognizing him, he's through
with the dress.. and luckily he's managed to avoid
Jessie and Sig
*Sig heads down the hall... Chatting with one
lady or another before stopping short... And just
blinking...
* Hyuga can't help a bit of crimson coming to
his cheeks as he keeps walking.. maybe Sig will
just take it for the usual female reaction in his
presence
*Sig blinks... And does a double... And triple
take...
.* Hyuga almost ducks into the men's room to
escape, but remembers just as his hand is on the
door.. he does remember to adjust his voice in
time.. "oops."
* Hyuga turns around "still learning my way
around.. that would be the ladies room over
there"
* Hyuga grins sheepishly and toys with his
platinum blond wig as he heads for the right
door... wait.. no.. he really doesn't want to go in
there, not even to escape the ultimate
embarrassment of being found out in a dress by his
best friend
<Sig> Umm... Yeah... That would be what
the sign says...
* Hyuga stops, tugging down the edge of his
skirt.. why'd it have to be a minidress anyway? and
why is it guys think he has great thighs? women
wear pants.. why couldn't they test him in
jeans?
<Hyuga> um.. well.. maybe later..
*Sig blinks... "Yeah... Ummm... Sure... Okay...
You sure you're feeling okay miss?"
<Hyuga> oh.. yes.. well.. maybe I should
go to the infirmary.. *starts off, then remembers
he's supposed to be new.. * um.. which way is
it?
<Sig> Ummm... The way you're going?
* Jesiah comes out of the men's room on the
other side of the hall.. and instantly spots fresh
prey.. the fire meets eyes with Sig.. of course
this is a competition, and Sig already has a head
start apparently
<Jesiah> where she goin, Sig?
* Hyuga ponders death.. yes, death would be
nice..
<Sig> Infirmary... She says she isn't
feeling so well...
<Hyuga> nothing serious, really.. just..
need to lay down perhaps.. um.. *thinks quickly..
what could slow down the two most prolific lady
hunters in Gebler?* cramps..
<Jesiah> sounds serious to me.. I'll
escort you
* Jesiah slides his arm around Hyu's waist
territorially and gives Sig a look of 'mine'
<Jesiah> by the way, I'm Jessie.. Jessie
Blanche
*Sig for once isn't really on the hunt... Having
had a longer period and having desided this one is
a little odd...
<Sig> Sure... Thanks Jes... Looks like she
might need it...
* Hyuga silently prays that if there is a god,
he will send lightning, even though there is no
natural lighning on Solaris and they're indoors
anyway "really, I can make it on my own.. um..
Jessie.."
<Jesiah> not a chance.. come on, this
way.. what was your name? and see you later,
Sig
<Sig> Yeah... Sure... Have fun you
two...
* Hyuga really doesn't want to be alone with
Jes.. he looks to Sig quickly "Myra.. Myra
Brock.."
*Sig arches an eyebrow...
* Hyuga groans inwardly.. then puts the back of
his hand to his forehead and pulls a desperate
move.. he faints.. carefully so as to keep his
knees together
<Jesiah> sh*t
* Jesiah catches Hyu "she really is sick"
*Sig blinks... And nods... "Maybe I should come
with in case she needs help..."
<Jesiah> yeah, get her feet, will ya?
*Sig nods.. And gets her feet... And he can't
help but notice they're big for a women...
<Jesiah> okay, got her? damn, she's built
pretty solid
<Sig> Yeah... No kidding.. I got her
though...
* Hyuga ponders that maybe this wasn't such a
good idea.. but better play it out
<Jesiah> okay, let's get her to the
infirmary
*Sig nods... And heads that way...
* Hyuga decides to come to in the elevator..
after all, a physician examining him is not
condusive to keeping his disguise intact "ugh..
what happened?"
<Sig> You fainted...
<Hyuga> oh.. probably just hypoglycemic..
I should just run and get something to eat..
* Jesiah sets her down "okay, we'll take you to
the officer's club and get you dinner then"
* Hyuga edges toward the door "no, thank you,
really.. I think I can manage.. and I am a cadet..
not an officer.. but thank you.. really"
* Hyuga checks his watch.. just over an hour
left
<Sig> You sure? I mean... You'll be with
us... They'll let you in...
<Hyuga> I thought men like you would have
dates or something.. surely you have something
better to do than deal with a cadet
* Hyuga hitches down that skirt again.. women's
fashions are sadistic
<Jesiah> surprisingly, I'm free
tonight..
<Sig> Just worried about you is all... You
seem like you could use a meal and a checkup...
* Hyuga swallows and puts his hand on Sig's arm
"you are planning to be there too?"
* Jesiah frowns.. then sniffs to make sure he's
got deodorant on.. he usually doesn't have this
kind of trouble with women
<Sig> Well... Yeah... Sure... If you
want...
<Hyuga> <q> yes.. please...
<Sig> Okay then... I'll tag along...
* Jesiah offers Hyu his arm as the door opens
"yeah.. just tag along.. she's with me"
<Hyuga> well.. not really 'with' anyone..
just.. oh .. um..
*Sig nods... Keeping the distance to pacify
Jes...
* Hyuga sighs and puts his arm through
Jessie's.. trying to keep it entirely platonic..
he's fairly confident Sig's nowhere near starting
the romance script, he should be safe with him, but
the Testosterone Tomcat may be a bit harder to
shake the interest of
* Jesiah escorts Hyu out and down the hall to
the officers' club "so tell me.. you finding Jugend
alright?"
* Hyuga at least feels safe in the fact that Jes
doesn't cheat on Rachel.. just flirts.. but if he
gets kissed, he is never going to survive
<Hyuga> yes, fine.. nice place.. wonderful
roommate.. Sig? oh.. *smile* there you are..
*Sig nods... "Yeah... I told you I'd tag
along...
* Jesiah finds them seats at the bar "here ya
go, Myra.. best seats in the house"
* Hyuga eyes the tall barstools.. when they
designed this place did they have in mind
minidresses? probably.. guys like Jes enjoy the
inevitable flash of thigh "um.. yes.. thank
you"
* Hyuga ponders a bit before putting one hand on
the bar, stepping up on the crossbar of the stool,
and sliding quickly onto the seat, crossing his
legs at the earliest opportunity
<Jesiah> you an athlete? noticed when I
was carrying you you've got pretty good muscles...
must like to work out alot *half leering grin*
*Sig takes a seat... Still trying to puzzle out
what seems so off about her...
* Hyuga studies the menu intently "um.. oh yes..
*well, he can't say he's a swordsman.. best go with
his other sport* I dive and swim.."
*Sig grins... "Got a friend who does that
too..."
<Hyuga> really?
<Sig> Yeah... His name's Hyuga...
<Jesiah> yeah.. you ever see him at
meets?
* Hyuga swallows, and pretends to be really
stuck between french fries or onion rings "no..
afraid not.. women compete in seperate meets from
the men"
<Jesiah> yeah, probably a good thing, or
the guys wouldn't come out of the locker room, too
busy staring at the girls
* Hyuga blushes again.. he certainly would not
stare at female swimmers.. they'd be fellow
athletes, nothing more
<Jesiah> but.. that explains those long
pretty legs of yours.. bet you don't even make a
ripple in the water on a dive, huh? maybe I'll come
watch you practice sometime
<Hyuga> <q> onion rings.. I would
like some onion rings..
* Jesiah is beginning to think there's something
off too.. and he thinks he knows what it is "is it
true female swimmers tend to be lesbians?"
* Hyuga blinks, completely taken by surprise by
that one "what?"
<Jesiah> well, you seem to show a definate
lack of interest here.. I just got through
showering a couple of hours ago...
* Hyuga weighs his options quickly.. lesbian
would be the perfect answer to the problem.. but
then again, is it cheating? lesbians are women, and
all it said on the test was that he had to put on
the wig and dress and be a woman for 12 hours..
said nothing about sexual orientation
<Hyuga> well.. um.. not really used to
having such a question asked so bluntly.. I hardly
meant to offend you..
* Hyuga on the other hand, knows absolutely
zilch about lesbians other than the obvious.. he
hopes this is the end of it
<Jesiah> no offense taken.. maybe you and
one of your girlfriends could.. you know.. I mean..
guys are curious..
*Sig gives Jes a bit of a glare...
* Hyuga looks to Sig in a panic.. he's not
curious.. is Sig curious? is this normal to be
curious?
<Jesiah> what? don't tell me you never
wanted to watch, Sig
<Sig> Not exactly very nice to ask
something like that Jes...
<Jesiah> alright, how should I have
brought it up?
* Hyuga chews on an onion ring.. they really
aren't palatable without fudge.. how is he going to
get this down?
*Sig sighs... And looks at Myra/Hyu
apologetically...
<Hyuga> quite alright.. we can just forget
it was asked..
*Sig nods... "Works for me..."
<Jesiah> I guess that's a no
<Jesiah> you don't like the onion rings?
hey, tender, a round of beer
<Hyuga> um.. well.. they are fine.. just
not as hungry as I thought..
*Sig blinks... "Haven't eaten for long enough to
faint..."
<Hyuga> um.. yes.. right..
* Hyuga sighs and looks at the huge basket.. why
do they have to serve such big amounts?
* Hyuga reaches for his beer without thinking
when it comes, and automatically dips an onion ring
in.. the other way he manages to eat them without
gagging
* Jesiah stops with his beer halfway to his
mouth and looks at the onion ring, then at Hyu,
then at Sig
<Jesiah> huh.. maybe it's a swimmer
thing
*Sig blinks a bit again... And nods... <q>
Must be...
* Hyuga nearly drops the onion ring "oh.. um..
yes.. someone showed me this trick.. you should try
it, you might like it... and it.. um.. brings you
good luck"
<Jesiah> dipping an onion ring in beer
brings you good luck?
<Hyuga> well, it does for me..
* Hyuga checks his watch again... 20 more
minutes and he passes..
*Sig hmmms... And whispers something to Jes...
Between the bathroom bit and everything else the
empathic wind sensing something up... <wh>
Note... She doesn't use contractions...
<Jesiah> <wh> hadn't noticed.. wait,
you mean.. nah..
* Jesiah eyes Hyu closely
* Hyuga swallows "um.. well.. I think I ate
enough.. I should be running now"
<Sig> You sure? You probably should check
in the infirmary...
<Hyuga> right.. on my way back to my
room
<Jesiah> I think maybe we should go with
you.. wouldn't want you fainting again
<Hyuga> really, there is no need..
<Sig> It wouldn't be any trouble...
* Hyuga taps his fingernails on the bar, one of
the bright red press-ons supplied for the test
snapping off.. he grabs it quickly "ut oh, broke a
nail.. I need to go to the restroom and fix this..
be right back.."
* Hyuga slides off the stool and heads for the
bathrooms.. by now so flustered he forgets that a
new cadet would definately not know where the
bathrooms in the officers' club are.. he's just
happy he remembers which one is the women's
room
*Sig hurms... <m> Knows where they were
too... Jes... You thinking what I'm starting to get
more and more sure of?
* Jesiah looks at Sig with a raised brow "you
mean that girl is someone we know?"
<Sig> Not just someone we know... But our
resident water...
<Jesiah> what's he doing in a dress?
<Sig> Beats the hell out of me...
<Jesiah> and a lesbian no less
*Sig snickers... "Yeah... Who gets to pull the
wig on him?"
* Hyuga leans against the door as soon as he's
in the bathroom and sighs, checking his watch
again.. he looks up only to see Miang walking out
of a stall.. he almost says hello before
remembering he doesn't know her.. or at least, Myra
doesn't.. he smiles and holds up the nail "nail
broke"
<Jesiah> flip ya for it
*Sig nods... And pulls a coin out...
*Sig tosses it to Jes so he can't accuse him of
cheating...
<Jesiah> you call
<Sig> Tails...
* Jesiah flips the coin onto the bar
* Hyuga borrows some nail glue from Miang.. who
knew he should carry some with him?
*Of course... The coin rolls between two mugs
and gets stuck on it's side...
<Jesiah> well, it's not tails..
<Sig> And it's not heads... So I guess we
do it at the same time...
<Jesiah> works for me.. where the hell is
he, anyway? taking as much time in there as a woman
does
* Jesiah has a theory about women's restrooms..
there's a black hole in there and a major trip
through the jungle before you get to stalls..
either that or a shoe boutique with great sales
<Sig> Well... He had to fix a nail...
<Jesiah> and how long does that take?
<Sig> With his past experiance with it...
A long time...
* Hyuga is taking more time at it than one would
think.. for one thing, the nail dropped and is in a
precarious position under the sink.. and it's
harder to get to in a minidress and heels than you
would think
* Jesiah orders another round of beer and keeps
an eye out on the hall to the restrooms "can't take
that long.."
*Sig looks over at Miang... "Should I ask b*tch
woman to see if he fell in?"
<Jesiah> go for it
*Sig nods... And heads over to Miang... "Say...
Miang? There was a gal who went into the bathroom a
bit ago to fix her nail... And she still hasn't
come out... Could you check to see if she's
alright?"
<Miang> of course, Sig.. I'll check.. I
lent her some nail glue.. how are you doing anyhow?
I hear you won the in-line skating downhill race,
congratulations
* Hyuga has gotten the nail.. only now he's
gotten it glued on the wrong way.. this is
definately making him more sensative to women's
issues
*Sig grins... "Yeah... I did... Thanks... And
I'm doing alright... Same old same old
really..."
*Miang smiles kindly "I am glad to hear it..
I'll go check on your girlfriend.. what was her
name?"
<Sig> Myra... And she's not really my
girlfriend... She fainted earlier and I'm just a
bit worried...
<Miang> right.. I'll make sure she's
alright then.. perhaps you should take her to the
infirmary.. I'll just be a moment *smiles again and
heads back to the bathroom.. how can anyone think
she's a b*tch?.. well, unless they're a fairly high
empath like Sig
* Hyuga tugs at the nail until it comes off
again, only this time it flips out of his fingers
and goes down his bra.. no wonder women take so
damn long in the bathroom
* Hyuga fishes in the top of his dress while
tugging down the skirt.. women wear these out of
choice?.. he thinks not..
* Hyuga stops with a sheepish smile when Miang
walks in "um.. dropped my nail.."
*Miang nods and walks over to help "try leaning
forward.. if that doesn't work, you can undo the
strap just a bit and reach it that way"
<Hyuga> oh.. um.. sure.. right..
* Hyuga leans forward and tries to get the nail
out.. seems to be lodged right between the fabric
and a rolled up sock he used to fill out the bra..
he is seriously flat chested as a woman
otherwise
* Hyuga gets ahold of it and pulls it out, along
with the sock.. oh dear.. fortunately, Miang just
smiles kindly "don't worry about it, we all use a
little help when we need it.. here, let me fix the
nail for you and you can deal with the rest"
<Jesiah> what the f*ck are they doing in
there?
<Sig> No clue...
* Hyuga tries to keep from passing out in sheer
embarrassment, but gratefully lets Miang do the
nail "thank you.. really.."
* Hyuga rolls up the sock again and gets it in
place, then has to deal with the skirt again.. now
he's got pretty slender hips for a woman, what
happens with some of the real women with more
hourglass figures? he can only imagine the spandex
nightmares of things rolling and snapping everytime
they sit down
<Miang> there you go.. perfect again..
now, you had better go reassure Sig, he's worried
about you fainting
<Hyuga> hmm? what? oh.. right.. yes, I
should.. thank you.. really..
* Hyuga checks his watch again.. he made it! now
only one problem.. he has to get past Sig and Jes..
they'll never let him live this down if they find
out
* Hyuga fixes the skirt once more and heads
out.. one other thing.. legs and.. other things..
get cold in a dress.. really impractical
things..
*Sig grins slyly to Jes once Hyu appears
again... <q> Lights... Camera...
Action...
* Jesiah snickers and nods
* Hyuga makes his way back over "sorry.. *grabs
for the excuse most commonly given by women over
delays in bathrooms* there was a line"
*Sig waves totally innocently to Hyu... And
moves over to make the seat between him and Jes
available...
<Sig> No problem...
<Jesiah> thought maybe you met a new
girlfriend in there or something *winks to Sig*
*Sig grins... "Yeah... Very true... Have a
seat..."
<Hyuga> um.. no.. nothing like that..
*looks at the seat* I really should be going,
though.. it was awfully nice for you to bring me
here...
<Jesiah> after an adventure like that, you
need to rest a bit.. we'll take you to the
infirmary in just a minute
* Hyuga sighs and sits "really, I feel much
better now.. I can just go back to my room"
*Sig counts a five... four... three... two...
one.. behind Hyu's back so that Jes can see but Hyu
can't.. Then reaches quickly for the wig...
* Jesiah reaches for the other side at the same
time as Sig
*Sig gives a yank along with Jes... And can't
help falling off the barstool laughing...
* Jesiah busts up "holy sh*t! I only half
believed it until now!"
<Sig> I told you!
* Sig is rather breathless...
* Hyuga grabs for his hair "wait.. um.. I can
explain! please.. I do not particularly want to get
beaten up by either of you"
* Hyuga ducks behind Sig as other people in the
bar turn to look at what's so funny
*Sig is rather hard to duck behind seeing as
he's on the ground still...
* Jesiah slaps his leg "I never knew you were
secretly a lesbian, Hyu"
* Hyuga finds that he's still got no cover..
besides, it's hard to dodge quickly in a
minidress.. is there any real use for such a
garment?.. on top of this he's blushing furiously
"I am not.. now will you just stop? I really have a
good reason"
<Sig> Getting in touch with your feminine
side huh?
*Sig snickers...
* Hyuga wrestles the skirt down again "how about
we go someplace else and I will tell you"
*Sig is still cracking up... "Alright alright...
I'm sorry..."
<Jesiah> okay, but how are your
cramps?
*Sig rolls again at that...
* Hyuga sighs "stop, Jesiah.. please.. can we
just go? I would really like to change into
pants"
<Jesiah> okay okay.. men's or women's?
Racquel's got these really cute tight pink hot
pants you can borrow
*Sig can't help cracking up again...
<Hyuga> ha ha.. my pants.. now are you
coming or not?
* Hyuga heads for the door, garnering what
dignity he can.. great.. his panties are in a bunch
now.. is there _any_ feminine garment that is
designed for comfort?
* Jesiah snickers and helps Sig up
*Sig gets pulled to his feet... His sides still
aching...
<Sig> Oh man... That was classic...
* Jesiah grins, following Hyu "sure was.. hey,
Hyu, you need to swing your hips a bit more.. damn,
I never noticed what a good *ss you've got"
<Hyuga> <m> shut up
* Hyuga heads into the elevator and backs up
against the wall.. one, to cover his backside and
two, to cover him getting his panties out of his
backside
*Sig snickers... Stepping in and shaking his
head...
<Jesiah> no.. really.. and you need bigger
tits.. what are those, anyway?
* Jesiah reaches over and cops a feel "gym
socks"
* Hyuga whaps at Jes' hand "do you mind?!"
*Sig busts up again... "Yeah... You don't do
that to a lady without asking Jes..."
*Sig winks at Hyu...
* Jesiah cracks up again. leaning against the
wall of the elevator to keep from falling
* Hyuga blushes furiously again and crosses his
arms "I am not a lady.. look, it was an exam,
alright? I had to pass for a woman for twelve
hours"
<Jesiah> hell, if you're not a lady, let
me have another feel..
<Hyuga> get away from me, you pervert..
sir..
*Sig sags against the wall laughing... "If he's
not Jes I'd hope you wouldn't be interested...
<Jesiah> hell no,
<Jesiah> Sig, that's your department
* Hyuga groans "do you have to bring up _that_
incident, Jesiah?"
<Sig> Oh shut up... It's not like anything
happened...
* Hyuga stalks out of the elevator and towards
his quarters
<Jesiah> you slipped him the tongue..
* Jesiah follows Hyu
<Hyuga> he was drunk, Jesiah.. you could
let it drop
<Jesiah> yeah, now that I got somethin
better.. like you bein a lesbian
* Hyuga bangs his head on his door before
entering
*Sig snickers... His own blush fading...
* Hyuga grabs a uniform and heads into the
bathroom to change "so what gave me away?"
* Jesiah flops out on the perfect army cornered
bunk "actually, you were pretty good.. thought you
were a woman until Sig pointed out a few Hyu
things"
<Sig> I got clued in by the bathroom...
The size of your feet... The fact that you never
used contractions...
<Hyuga> the contractions.. I really have
to work on that.. *sigh*
* Hyuga comes back out, wiping makeup off "what
about the bathroom? I cannot do anything about my
feet, unfortunately"
<Jesiah> you knew where it was.. you were
supposed to be a new cadet
* Hyuga groans
* Hyuga fumbles with trying to get the press-ons
off "I did learn something, though.. being a woman
is definately harder than being a man.. you would
not believe the liberties some of the men think
they can take.. patting my bottom, pinching..
well.. perhaps you two would.."
*Sig hurmphs... "They come to me... Not the
other way around..."
<Jesiah> hell, Hyu, you gonna become a
suffragette now? or a political dyke?
<Hyuga> I am not a lesbian! oh,
nevermind.. Sig, could you help me get my nails
off?
*Sig nods... And starts helping with that...
<Hyuga> and high heels hurt.. not to
mention that bras itch.. and that dress.. I could
go on for hours about the hassle that garment
is
<Jesiah> don't..
*Sig snickers...
<Jesiah> hell, that's probably as close to
women's underwear as you've ever been, huh,
Hyu?
<Jesiah> hey Sig, if he puts that dress on
again, and jacks off, does that qualify as having
sex with a woman?
*Sig considers this... "I don't think so..."
* Hyuga turns red again "does your mind have to
constantly dwell in the gutter.. sir?"
<Jesiah> you were the lesbo, Hyu, don't go
puttin me down
* Hyuga sighs "could you please stop calling me
that? it is not exactly fair to women who are
interested in women and it is not accurate to use
for me either since I am a straight man.. sir"
<Sig> Yeah... Ease up a bit Jes... It was
a school project...
<Jesiah> Hyu, do you kiss everyone's *ss
or just mine? and I hope to hell you got all the
makeup off because I don't want lipstick prints on
my butt
<Hyuga> is it all off, Sig? *shoots a
minor glare at Jes, but doesn't say anything
<Sig> Looks like it Hyu...
<Hyuga> so I look like myself again?
* Hyuga slides on his glasses, feeling much more
secure once they're in place
<Sig> Ummm... Except for those clip on
earrings... Yes...
* Hyuga grabs them quickly and pulls them
off
* Jesiah , meanwhile, cracks up
<Hyuga> <q> if you are through, sir,
I really need to get to my geology homework
<Jesiah> what you have to dress up as for
that?
<Hyuga> a student
<Sig> Female of male student?
*Sig looks innocent...
* Jesiah loses it again
* Hyuga sighs and looks up at the ceiling.. the
life of an intel-op is one of hardship and danger..
and mockery
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