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You might be a FFRPer if..
..you think dice are for Yahtzee...you've read every book in the Dragonlance series but have no idea what TSR is.
..your character sheets are small novels.
..you don't even have character sheets, you just make it up as you go along.
..you use brackets in non-ffrp channels on IRC.
..you have made yourself into a character.
..you have made your friends into characters.
..you have made celebrities into characters.
..you switch between first and third person reference when speaking of your characters..
..and nobody notices or thinks it's odd..
..even when your character is the opposite gender.
..right after you took a Purity Test for yourself you took it for your character..
..and your character scored lower than you did.
..you have three or more unfinished novels based on your characters sitting around.
..you can remember your character's birthday but not your spouse/significant other's..
..or anniversary.
..your first response when your character dies is "Who plays a really powerful priest? I need an insta-resurrect."
..you use up all of your .say and .act credits in the first two minutes of being on a MUD.
..you think the only reason for advancing your character on a MUD is to gain immortal .say and .act credits.
..your characters have a more active love life than you do.
..your characters have more children than you do.
..you stop in the middle of a scene because you have to put on the right mood music.
..you've made mp3 playlists for your characters.
..you've made mp3 playlists for other people's characters, too.
..you run clones when a channel is slow so that you can rp with yourself.
..you insist that your black dragon from Krynn is a good guy.. after all, this is free form!
From Laura:
..you have all your female characters' cycles mapped out so you know when they have PMS.
From Ben:
..a list of your characters is longer than your shopping list.
Got more? send them to Lyssa and I'll post them here and give you credit for them.
You might be an IRC Addict
if..
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