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DIO'S SHITTY GAME
Dio's shitty game is Dio's shitty game.. Once upon a time Dio decided to make the shittiest game possible on verge! And he didn't, there was one 6 Mb game that had 5 songs and you could change them by talking to a house.. now that is the shittiest game. I forgot who made it, but he had a wierd name.
The game stars Blue_Star, whose real name could be or could be not Matt Caroll. In this game he is a blond tanned dwarf trying to get a date to the prom. On his travels he meets a guard that doesn't let him pass and in typical RPG fashion, Matt must find a way to pass him.
To win the game you must talk to people, but not everyone has something important to say. Most people just say stupid and surreal crap. Can horses swim? Maybe.
My favorite part is when you go into the store and find vecna's corpse. You grab his hand and play with it! Yey! Just what I wanted to do in real life. THe shop keeper also says moo... Hee hee hee!
