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THE SULLY CHRONICLES PAGE!
Welcome to my Super Sully Chronicles Page! Yey! Sully is a game made by both Hahn and vecna. Who are they? vecna is the guy who coded VERGE and Hanh is the guy who came up with the idea of VERGE. Mix them up together and you have the funnest game ever! You know, like, way cool.
Sully plays a lot like a poor man's generic Sega Saturn's RPG. That's stupid because to play it you need a computer, and computers cost more than a Saturn, so you get a poor man's game for paying more! vecna knew that and so he made it that you can CHANGE EVERYTHING in the game by just learning 34 or something "docs" (documents and txt files)! It was like a dream come true! I made a game called Blimpo Warrior with it and it ruled ass!
As you may know it, vecna is a very smart person! He coded an engine that plays just like his favorite game, the Genesis classic Phantasy Star 4! How much fun! Hahn is also a very smart person! He made the graphics and wrote the dialog for all the game.. Not to mention he did everything but the difficult coding. As you can clearly see in the above screenshot, the devil kidnaps the hero's girlfriend and runs away to his castle.
Darin is the hero of this game, he is the one with the ultra cool blond hair! Man, I wish I had blond hair like THAT! The coolest thing about Darin is that he's always positive. Everytime he says something that is supossed to be sad or depressing he adds a little bit of juice to spice things up a bit (Ed: What?). Think of he above screenshot without Darin's sexy blonde hair or the word Gang.. See? It looks a little bit more grim.
Of course, Darin has a tortured past and a soft side too!
The game has a lot of cool special effects! Look at the picture above to see some cool transparency effects! Cool. If you look closely you can see the devil (Mr. Stan) and his sidekick.. I really forgot his name... (This is not funny.. I am really uploading random JPGs and wrting about them.. that one was crappy...). Oh yeah.. To find Crystal, you must first seek clues as to where the Jujube mountains are. I heard they are in India.
Are you tired of games (here we go again, how lame) that have a depressed or jerky hero (like that Crono.. he never talks! What a bitch-man), huh? Here, Darin is as cheerful as Mario is.. happy, and cheerful. (How much I suck at this...)
Of course, like every generic SeGa RPG, there has too be some porn. Here, the mysterious soldier is too tired to masturbate and needs the girls to do it. I dont know anyone who can be too tired of spanking, I mean, what are your arms made of, shit? Of course, maybe the soldier wants to do it for real, just for once, and he's lying about the arms.. but that doesnt mean the girls have to do it.. Girl Power!
Hahn studied many mythologies and cultures to bring you a detailed world full of wonders and eye-candy (candy for the eyes). Using a 34-volume pictionary, Hahn came up with words no other man could have used in an RPG before, this is really a novel script. Download the game (Go to the VERGE WEBPAGE, click the link at the top of this page!) and see for yourself.. and remember.. Crystal is HOT!
Acting like a woman that has found her self-respect after watching Oprah, the Devil lets everyone know how INVINCIBLE he is. He is INVINCIBLE! Do you hear him? INVINCIBLE! INVINCIBLE! INVINCIBLE!... "I am BEAUTIFUL! Do you hear me girl? BEAUTIFUL! BEAUTIFUL! BEAUTIFUL! No matter what my husband thinks, I look so freaking beautiful with my 9-month tummy and no make up..". Why can women realize they look like shit when they're pregnant?
Please.. this article sucked ass!
