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WHY #VERGE HATES ME
These are some of the reasons Spram never got oped, other that he's a catholic cultist.
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<Spram|YWPN64> Seren: Yeah. But Lori isnt a verger.. She's a prostitute paid by vecna to attract pervs into verge. He doesn't want me to be only one.
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<Spramy> Seren: I'll see
you at the 3rd vergecom.
<Seren[chr]> why not the second?
<Seren[chr]> Spram, I'm probably going to the second
VERGEcon
<Spramy> Seren: vecna hates me too much now.
<Spramy> I'm not even oped..
<Seren[chr]> bummer. Guess we can't have sex.
<Spramy> Seren: ?? We wont! I'm gay!
<Spramy> I wanna have sex with Tarkuss.. dressed up like
Kita.
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<Seren[chr]> Kinky butt
sex.
<Spramy> Butt sex?
<Yamucha> butt sex is fun :) right seren?
<Spramy> You mean.. Butt-butt penetration?
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<Malis> I heard two guys
masturbated over a picture of vecna.
<Spram> Malis: SORRY! I thought he was a girl!
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<Spram> The first time I
saw a Hanson video (also first time I heard a Hanson song) I said:
EWWW! What crap music! But at least the women who sing are hot.
<Malis> Spram: My brother first said "I dunno. I'd do
the drummer just to say I did someone."
<aderax> lol
<Spram> Malis: Yeah.. the little kid would be hot is he was
a girl.
<Hatchet> ...this is sick...
<SoulBain> This is
sickening, #verge has reached the new low...
<Spram> SoulBain: and it had to be ME!
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<Malis> vecna left one
time?
<Seren> yes
<Spram> Yeah. He quitted.. How do I know? Because I've been
here longer than everyone! And I'm not an op! It feels soo bad to
be kicked by a newbie!
*** You were kicked by Seren (good, feel REALLY bad)
I actually got mad, pretty mad at Seren because of this.. I didn't come into #verge for a month thanks to a cranky girl with PMS.
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<Spram> 8====D_|\o_ <No
God, please no!
<Spram> 8====|\o_ <AHHHHH! NOOOOO!
<Spram> 8===|\o_ <Make it stop!
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* ArcticFox once pooped for 20
minutes..
<Blue_Star> I always do!
<Blue_Star> even in school..
<Spram> Artic: I pooped for 3 hours (I wasn't really
pooping, but hidding from someone.. in the potty)
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<Silencer> FINALLY got to
talk to Kat last night
<Spram> Silencer: Oh yeah! CREAMMY!
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* ACE continues playing
Feywood's game while eyeing Pyro.
<SpramToo> Ace: I'm stuck in Feywwod's game.. in in the
part when Ronda must choose between having a baby or a twix.
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<SpramToo> I was going to kill myself but that Rice-Crispies commercial about the kid and his little brother made me want to live!
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<kaiser> my opinions arent
valid, according to that bastard.
<kaiser> since i havent released a game yet
<Sprammy> I have released many demos and my opinion is
utter shit!
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<Sirk> Showers are much
better, heh :P
<Sprammy> But women look sexier taking baths than showers
<Sirk> Sprammy> But what about fat guys? I don't think
so .. :)
<Sprammy> Sirk: Fat guys too..
<Sprammy> Sirk: they always look bad, but in a bath you can
see less of them
*** Sirk has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Sprammy> I scared Sirk
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<Spram> CoolBeans: Are you ONE person or a lot o beans jumping on top of a keyboard?
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<Spram> Gay people MUST enjoy vaginas... they just dont wanna do it, but theyt must! If they like hands (and all men do), they must like Vaginas 'cause they're more extreme.
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<Spram> I get horny on the potty too.
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<Spram> Seren: What took
you so long?
<Seren> I was actually using a vibrator. Note my sarcasm.
<Default> lol!
<Spram> Water-Proof vibrators?
<Spram> Cool!
<Spram> How do they work? Like a water-wheel?
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<Shade> vec> now,
answer me, in all honesty, on the life of everyone you hold dear,
on the sacrity of everything you beleive, in the honor of
everything that is honerable: what the hell is going on between
you and seren? =P
<vec|code> Well, yeah. There was that little incident. -_-
<Spram> vec>incident? You fucked her?
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<Spramsy> My penis is THE weapon of the gods!
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<Zaratustra> #VERGE. where
the ops type with one hand.
<Lady_Starmage> Just the ops?
<Spram> Zaratustra: that's if they're not whacking-off with
both hands.
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<Sprammo> My dick has a 3D accelerator
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<Spram> Has anyone here played Shining Force 2? Can you Imagine May and CHester Doing it? DO they do it like horses or...
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*** Seren|Naked is now known as
Seren|Revelation_0
<vec[code]> o_O
* Vader looks away
<Spram> Seren Naked? Yuck!
<Spram> j/k
<xBig_D> O_O
<Spram> I'm not gay. I like female... horses.
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<Spram> If all women are horny.. why dont they want to fuck all the time???
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<Spram> The only Reason Baby Spice is still not pregnant is because I'm taking my sweet time.
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<Ram> Life is like brocoli.. You never know if it's a tree...
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*** Who_needs_FF7--Ive_got_VERGE
(magebek@bek1-9.daktel.com)
has joined #verge
<Tarkuss> Hi DM.
<Spram> Who needs Chocobo I got Tifa.
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*** vecna_programming changes
topic to "Spram likes Brocoli! ...
You like to do WHAT with your brocoli??! Eww!| <Spram>
Brocoli is too soft!"
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<Feywood> Hmm... I may
just take out all the overworld from my
game, and make all the areas connected by cutscenes... ;)
<Ram> Feywood... like... uh.. what?
<Ram> THat's like saying: "i'll take out the battles
from my
game and make chrs earn exp by talking to grass."
I read it now and cry.. Feywood made sense, I acted like an idiot!
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*** vecna changes topic to
"<Ram> I can see Ninja's dick... EW! It has
some wierd bumps on it!"
*** Ninjaman changes topic to "<Ram> I can see Ninja's
dick... god I wanna
fuck it...it's so damn big..."
*** Raize changes topic to "<Spram> I can tie my dick
into a knot."
<Ram> So you think I'm perverted...
I actually said vecna's and Raize's topics... But not Ninjaman's..
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* Spram farts.
* Spram farts
<Spram> I farted 3 times!
<Spram> One of them was a quiet fart.
<Spram> I love the ones that go out smoothly...
<Hellstorm> silent but deadly
* Dark_Omen lets one out in Spram's direction
* Ninjaman swings Spram around by his dick!
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<vecna> Well, I gotta run
now.
<Spram> Run
<Spram> Run vecna, run!
*** vecna has quit IRC (spram is a weirdo)
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<Blue_Star> hmm... the
past few days, my health class has been watchign sex ed videos,
like
"Dear Diary" (female puberty) and "Am I Normal?"
(male puberty)
<Spram> Everything they teach you in sex-ed is pathetic...
THe tell you about erections and
I go like: :SO what? I've had erections since I was a baby.."
<Blue_Star> LOL
<Spram> REALLY!
<Blue_Star> LOLOLOLOLOL
* Blue_Star can't stop laughing.. :P
<Spram> They say the first erections occur minutes after
being born...
<kevv> stop talkign about that
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