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Disclaimer: By reading this, you must know that I own ALL of the games in the Final Fantasy series, it's characters, and all of the copywrights to the afforementioned products. (Except for RedXIII, he's stupid.)
"I created the Final Fantasy series on my own one dreary afternoon a few months back, when I had nothing better to do. I wonder if anyone will try to steal these ideas from me in the future?"
After Yuffie, along with some other people, defeated Sephiroth and saved the world from meteor, everybody went off their separate ways...
Cloud went to go live with Aeris's dead-body, by jumping into the lake at the city of the Cetra, drowning himself. Tifa became a model for cream cheese, Barret became Mr. T and ran a daycare center, Cid got caught in an jet engine, he was sliced to bits, (But he got better afterwords) Then he was lit on fire when he fell asleep while smoking. (He's fine now.) Red XIII was caught by the pound, where they spayed and neutered him, repeatedly. Then he was crushed by a rock. And then kicked in the place where his genitals once were, by Regis Philban.
Aeris came back to life (for no particular reason,) but in her anguish upon finding out what had happened to Cloud, she drowned herself in the same lake; at which time, Cloud came back to life. Cloud played it smart this time and waited for a little bit, whereas Aeris came back to life again. He and Aeris both moved in with Tifa, where they have wild parties every Saturday. Vincent incurred numerous firearm offenses from the police, and was forced to become a circus clown to pay off the fines.
Yes indeed, everyone had gotten what they deserved... But there were three people I didn't mention yet...
Cait Sith went to college, where he learned everything... He then traveled through space for a time with a group of Japanese astronauts, known as the Magical Disco Space Pioneers, but he didn't like disco. So he beat them all-up and steered the spaceship back home.
Sephiroth was ressurrected numerous times after his defeat, trying his hand at a number of different approaches to destroying the world, (His least favorite, being his bet with the president, that if he were able to eat a THOUSAND sausages in one hour, he would gain posession of the world; so to destroy it.) However, each time, he was slain by a group of adventurers. (Even when he tried the sausage thing... they killed him on #998 for God's sake!) Sephiroth tired of this, and got a job as a Zamboni driver.
Yuffie was awarded "The World's Cutest Kid" award. She got a subsidation from the government to live like a frivolous slob. (Simply by lying on her taxes, stating she had twelve children.) She moved into an apartment about the time Sephiroth and Cait Sith came by, asking to be roomies. She took them up on their offer, because they, like she, ROCKED HARD!
But alas.... her true wish, was to get married to the author of this story. (I can't blame her.) But he wouldn't let her do this, because his heart belonged to the sea....
That, and it would just give the author a reason to insert himself numerous times throughout the story. Such selfishness on the author's part would be INEXCUSABLE.
--And I tell you now, NEVER EVER insert yourself in a fanfic... it is bad. Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. Don't ever do it. Not-cool.--
About that time, Yuffie opened her door to meet her new next door neighbors... Fulx, Luxf, Ulfx, and Xulf. Quadruplet brothers. And her other neighbors... Fuxl, Lufx, Uxlf, Xful. Quadruplet sisters. They all became good friends, as they would be sure to show up frequenly in any given episode.
But Yuffie thought for a while, that she may have wanted to become something other than a ninja in her lifetime... but nah. She WAS the cutest ninja around, and nobody could contest that. So she filed for "cute" with the IRS and was given more money than she knew what to do with. President... uhh... Flux-o... recognized her as a national
hero, and deported RedXIII for selling fireworks on the street corner, and pretending to be a native american.
And this all took approximately... 6 days.
The zany adventures were just about to begin....
