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Dung On Mai Shu-----------I stepped in somebody's crap.

Ai Wan Tu Kee Liu---------I wanna fight.

Ai Bang Mai Ne------------I bumped into the coffee table

Oog Le Lai De-------------An unattractive woman

Chin Tu Fat---------------You need a face lift

Dum Gai-------------------A stupid person

Wel Hung Gai--------------Is that a banana in your pocket?

Gun Pao Der---------------An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung-------------Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding------------We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun-------------A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia-------------------Approach me

Lao Ze Sho----------------Gilligan's Island

Lao Ze--------------------Not very good

Lin Ching-----------------An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding-------------A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn--------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai------------------A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be-------------A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne--------------A small horse

Ten Ding Ba---------------Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung--------------A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan-------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah--------------Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim----------------Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting-----------There is no reason to raise your voice.

Wai Shing Tong Dea Se------Home of #1 adulterer

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