Chrante Deti!

Here's some Eternal Darkness fandom, for kicks. Because there's so little of it lying around the internet, I figured...why not just put up some of the rubbish I've done? It's bound to look good when compared to absolutely nothing. I'm keeping this page simple and clean, because I know you're sick of hearing me ramble. So, without further delay:

Fiction

Eternal Darkness: The Animated Series (Series 1)
I hope to actually write these soon. Actually, I'm going through and rewriting the stuff I have, converting from a script to a novel format. It worked for 9 To 5...neh? There is a planned Series 2 as well. I'm greatly looking forward to writing some of these (hee hee...Ep. 4 springs instantly to mind).

The ETERNAL DARKNESS GANG throws a TELETHON!!
The Chosen throw a telethon to raise money for MSUD. However, that sneaky Pious gets the wrong idea and attempts to put an end to it. Will the loose liche succed in his devious designs? Yes, probably.

The Secret of the Cat
Anthony brings home a kitten. However, this kitten holds a powerful and potentially deadly secret. That's right; Pious is up to the same dirty old tricks, and this time...nobody's safe from his prying eyes!

Baby Bonkers (coming soon!)
The gang is babysitting Mike's nephew for a week! What could possibly go wrong when there's a baby being left in the care of Mantorok's chosen? Like you needed to ask! It all starts when a certain architect gets jealous and calls upon a certain liche to do him a little "favor"...

Nintendo Presents: SURVIVOR by Frank the Bunny and Green Bamboo Mystery Peanut (me!)
Intro, Vote 1, Vote 2(coming soon!)
It's Team Sonic versus Team Eternal Darkness in the battle for a cool million bucks. The battle? Survive 30 days on a remote Cuban island by working as a team and not getting voted off. It's harder than it sounds, and both teams will have to work hard just to survive from day to day.

Anthony's Hot Date by Frank the Bunny
Anthony has a date with Ellia, but the rest of the gang decides to tag along for a romantic evening of popcorn, Vanella, Johnny Dingle, ushers, racial slurs and eating disorders. Special guest appearance by American Idol judge Paula Abdul!

Secrets by Frank the Bunny
What starts out as an innocent round of the "Jurassic Park" board game turns into a heart-wrenching, emotional moment for Mantorok's Chosen. In this landmark story, we find out that the generic substitute will save $.

Roberto's Dream by Frank the Bunny
One morning, Roberto wakes up to find that everyone's a BABY! Oh no! Wacky, wacky hijinx include REAL BABY ACTIVITIES such as vomiting, chewing on things and reminding each other that they're just babies.

Artwork

Alex Roivas
Darling Alex, holding a pan of lasagna. Do note the fuzzy slippers and mortified expression.

Ellia
In this scene from "The Eternal Darkness Gang Throws a Telethon!!", 80's leotard-clad Ellia gives Pious the most apathetic statement one could probably utter to a liche hiding in the rose bushes.

Baby Bobby Edwards
Anthony breaks the news to Mrs. Edwards about her baby, whilst the said baby looms in the foreground. This is a scene from the upcoming "Baby Bonkers", which will be the last ED story that revolves around babies (I swear).

Paul Luther
God damnit, close your stupid mouth already. The Fonz makes the picture 10x better, I think, though that doesn't really say a lot.

Anthony
Ant on the phone, from the upcoming story. (sighs) I will finish this someday. Looks like someone just yelled at him! Could it have been Pious? Nah...

Ellia (again)
A quickie Ellia sketch I did in class. Here, Ellia was pointing out some notes about chemistry.

Peter Jacob
It's Peter! Peter in bellbottoms! Peter with ferrets! Peter! This is from the telethon story, and he's looking a bit irate...and if you read the story, you will find out why.

Non-ED Stuff

Millie
This is Millie from Ultima 7. I don't know why she looks like she's about to play badminton, because it seems like such a random sport...and because it wasn't even around in U7...she's also looking a bit chubby...I dunno, it suits her, yes? No?

Carmen Rasmusen
I hope I spelled her name right, but if I didn't, OH WELL. It's a quickie sketch of everyone's favorite mormon girl who was voted off in her prime (hey, it was before Josh) on American Idol.

Joe Millionaire Final Three
Zora stands in a haze of heavenly tat while the two old crones Sarah and Melissa smoke and make snarky comments at everyone else. To be honest, I found the whole situation hilarious so I decided to immortalize it in pencil.

Well, that's just about all the time we have on the Hidden ED Page. This will be updated as soon as I make new material and it's not permanently "Under Construction", cos that's just lame. This is its finished form, so there's no need for gaudy animated worker-man pictures and whirling text. If you'd like to contribute, contact me.

email: nuzzles@bad-candy.com

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