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Members of the academy, honored guests, fellow contenders who lost..........bask in the glory of the due respect bestowed upon me!

Promises, Promises...!!!

As Judge Smails said to Danny Noonan in Caddyshack, "Well...we're waiting!"

Latest Return E-Mail From Rodney Saturday December 6, 1997:

X-Sender: rodney@mail.rodney.com
X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Pro Version 3.0 (32)
Date: Sat, 06 Dec 1997 22:47:19 -0800
To: Bill Carney bc42@taconic.net
From: Rodney Dangerfield rodney@rodney.com
Subject: Re: Define A Week!

Hiya Bill,

I switched ISPs and this should be fixed soon.

Rodney


At 01:36 PM 12/6/97 -0500, you wrote:
At 02:44 AM 10/10/97 -0700, you wrote:

".....believe it or not we are really working on this. your/our contest should be up within a week.

Rodney"


Boy Rodney, you must be very...very...busy!

I tell ya, this guy was stupid!. I told him the check was in the mail - He asked for his name!

Just a reminder from one of your many fans.

Thanks


Return E-Mail From Rodney Friday October 10, 1997:

Date: Fri, 10 Oct 1997 02:44:06 -0700 (PDT)
X-Sender: rodney@mail.deltanet.com
X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Light Version 1.5.2
To: Bill Carney
From: Rodney Dangerfield
Subject: Re: Astronomy 101? - 2nd. Send

At 10:14 AM 10/9/97 -0400, you wrote:
Hey Rodney, where are ya, I still luv ya buddy. The message below was intended to cheer you up, not get myself on the proverbial "S@*%$ List!". So therefore, I "Respectfully" resubmit this message. Hope all is well, Please find the time to respond to my poll, your opinion would be greatly appreciated.

Have you ever been promised the stars only to get kicked in URANUS instead! That's the story of my life, being told to stick it in the "dark side of the moon". You said you'd use my contest idea and give me a link from your page but it remains "The Missing Link". Speaking of which, Even Roddy McDowell wouldn't "Monkey Around" with empty promises - He just wouldn't deliver, PERIOD!

Allow me to refresh your memory:


X-Sender: rodney@mail.deltanet.com
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 1997 01:41:14 -0800
To: Bill Carney
From: rodney@rodney.com (Rodney Dangerfield)
Subject: Re: Suggest Contest

The field values for the form received were:
______________________________________________________________________
COMMENTS="How's about a "Top Rodney's Joke Of The Day" Contest with the winner receiving a "You Get No Respect From Me" award graphic for their web page.

bc42@taconic.net
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/3272/index.html

PS: Your "No Respect" Contest link is dead. "
______________________________________________________________________

--End of Message--

OK. We'll use your idea. I'll give you credit for it and even set up a link to your page.

Rodney


X-Sender: rodney@mail.deltanet.com
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 1997 15:06:27 -0800
To: Bill Carney
From: rodney@rodney.com (Rodney Dangerfield)
Subject: Re: Borrow?

Hope you don't mind me borrowing a couple of your graphics and noresp.wav for your section on my page - Identified these as copyrighted by Dangerfield Entertainment. If you object, I'll remove them reluctantly.

Also, I seem to remember something about you promising you'd use my contest suggestion, give me credit and set up a link from your page, "Well, were waiting!". Just looking for some idea as to when???.

Bill C.
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/3272/index.html

PS: Your new page layout is shaping up nicely.


Yes, yes it's all cool. We're just moving a little slow that's all.

Rodney


If there's anything I can do to kick the lame mule chasing the dead tortoise, Please let me know. And while I hopefully have your attention, your opinion is requested in my "Do UFOs Exist" poll. You can post your poop at:
http://204.167.98.20/WebApps/discussion.cgi?unique=690003

Not-Respectfully,

The Illegitimate Comedian (AKA: Bill Carney)


PS: I realize you're busy...blah...blah...blah..., but I'm DYING Here!


believe it or not we are really working on this. your/our contest should be up within a week.

Rodney



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