Welcome to the web site for the Mid-West Pimps Clan. Of course, we are a StarCraft clan if you didn't know and this site is here to allow you a chance to join up, to check out out recent activities, or just download some sweet-ass maps. Now, if you want to join, you can either find a member on battle.net, or you can simply e-mail me (which is much more likely to get results since we do have lives outside of StarCraft unlike some of the other clans). Maybe sometime in the future we will add a strategy section to the site, but for now we are going to keep our secrets to ourselves.

Here's a bit of history on the clan. For starters, we are called the Mid-West Pimps because all of the core members are from Illinois. We all know each other in REAL life. Toga (Will), Sharkle (Jereme), and DkDog (Daaron), came up with the idea of starting a clan because we realy didn't want to join another clan and put up with their shit, we wanted to make the rules and make a casual feeling about the clan. None of this "you must have honor" and all that shit. I'm sorry to people who believe in that crap, but you are a fucking looser! Seriously, listen to yourself talk man! It is sad, and I hate to say it, but it is probably these people who are better than me. Simply because I am not a fuck stick and actuely have friends and go out at night, and we all know that the only friends those guys have are through their computers. Kinda sad isn't it? Anyway, we currently have no real enemies or allies... but unofficialy we have amassed many wins (this means that in 2on2 games or 3on3 with clan members on a team, we have realy not lost yet.)