ET101: The cosmic instruction manual for planetary evolution

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ET101: The cosmic instruction manual for planetary evolution

by Zoev Jho (aka Diana Luppi)

Here are just a few 'random' excerpts from this wonderful little book. If you ever see it around, it's well worth investing some time, money & effort in ... all I can give you is but a taste ...

(Besides, I've never lied to you have I? :)

From the book jacket

(which is the main reason I decided to purchase it - apart from the fact it was reduced from $20 to $5 and then a further 10% reduction due to the closing down sale :)

DID YOU ARRIVE ON THIS PLANET WITHOUT A SET OF INSTRUCTIONS?
HAVE YOU EVER SECRETLY SUSPECTED YOU WERE ADOPTED
- FROM ANOTHER, LESS DYSFUNCTIONAL WORLD?
HAS YOUR GENETIC CODING BEEN GIVING YOU TROUBLE LATELY?
DO YOU VAGUELY RECALL A REASON FOR BEING HERE,
BUT ARE PRETTY SURE YOUR CURRENT JOB IS NOT IT?
HANG IN THERE
THESE TIMES AND THIS BOOK ARE FOR YOU.

For those of you who left your galaxy for the Mission to Planet Earth without the instruction manual, Mission control has granted you an unprecedented second chance: E.T. 101 - a smart how-to guide for becoming truly "human" in this irrational world of ours. Now that you have yourself completely disassembled, why not take a moment to read the instructions?

E.T. 101 is a tool to awaken you from your evolutionary slumber and remind you of what you already know - but have either misfiled or forgotten - about yourself and the world around you. Each page of this little instruction manual for living will jolt you with fresh insights and diamond-sharp wit.

This manual is a transmission from fifth-dimensional sources, written expressly for the awakening human population who asked that it be published. It is not a book. It is a technology - designed to zap you. We hope you enjoy it. May the Force be with you.

Survey in the rear of the book:

OFFICIAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL CENSUS FORM

Another two-thousand-year cycle is winding down, and it is once again time for our bimillennial extraterrestrial census. As usual, the Intergalactic Council guarantees that your census form remains confidential. Until the end of time, no one but members of the Census Bureau staff, Intergalactic Council members, and the Council's various departments' personnel, affiliate members of the mission including all Alliances, Commands, Federations, etc., interrelated Stellar or Interdimensional Council delegates, the Commander of the Royal Celestial Air Force, its officers and crew, Mission Control, and the members of these participants' immediate families will be permitted to see your form. Thank you for taking time to complete and return this questionnaire. It's important to you, your community, your nation, and the Planet.

Note: The following census form has to be either torn out or copied, trimmed, filled in, folded, and stuffed in an envelope before mailing. This is a test of your manual dexterity and your attention span. You must then purchase first-class postage and put it on the envelope by yourself. This is a test of your interest level. If this process seems like too much trouble, don't forget we have watched you go to more elaborate efforts in your attempts to become a millionaire by entering magazine contests. Surely you can take a moment out for this co-creative venture designed to help liberate you from ever having to enter a third-dimensional sweepstakes ever again.

1a. I am:
o An Extraterestrial Master
o A member of the Angelic Hosts
o A Council, Federation, Alliance, and/or Command member
o An Interdimensional Adept, Master or Lord
o A member of the Special Forces
o A Group Soul Posing as many human beings
o All of the above
o All of the above except __________________________
o Other (please specify) ______________________________

1b. My location is: Longitude _____________ Latitude ___________
(if unknown, or if you wish to be on our mailing list, please fill out address)

Name _____________________________________________________________________________

Street ___________________________________________________________________________

City ______________________ State _________________________ Zip Code _________________

Country _____________________________ Phone ( )_________________________________

2. Are any other members of your household extraterrestrials?

o Yes o No If your answer was Yes, how many? _________

3. Sex: o Male o Female o Androgyn o Uncommitted

4. Race: o Human o Other
(If you are some form of android or if you insist on remaining an alien, please do not answer this question. That is not what we mean by "other".)

5. I am a (check one):
o Vanguard E.T o 2nd wave E.T. o Second generation E.T. o Nouveau E.T.
My age is _____ (This information is solely to see if you are anywhere even near the ballpark in correctly identifying your position)

6. The following question is designed to determine your mental attitude toward the mission. We have absolutely no intention of altering the mission based on your responses, so fel free to answer in whatever manner you wish. Not only can we take it - we've heard it all.

My honest opinion about/burning question concerning/personal denial reagrding this mission is:

o I don't know what you're talking about. What mission?
o Feel free to beam me up. There really isn't any intelligent life down here.
o This planet is in no shape for an evolutionary leap. It couldn't even withstand an evolutionary hop. I recommend immediate reconsideration of the entire plan.
o I don't remember signing up for this mission. If I did, is there any such thing as a discharge? Dishonourable is fine by me.
o I believe I have struck upon a better planetary transition plan which does not require my direct participation. Can we talk?
o I live in Wilton, Connecticut, and have mistaken my portfolio for my identity. Is there any possibility of me and my portfolio being restationed at this point?
o This mission is a piece of cake. Where to next, big guys? (Be advised that if you tick this box, further questioning may be necessary)
o My personal and as yet unexpressed thoughts on this matter are:
(25 words or less, please) _________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________________

7. I expect to be able to report for active, conscious duty no later than:
Month: _________ Year: ________ (Anyone speculating on a year later than 1998 and who is over the age of twelve, please check here to request an extension. o )

{Book was published in 1995}

Thank you for your cooperation

Please send your completed census form to the following address:

The Intergalactic Council
Bureu of the Census
P.O. Box 2066
Pagosa Springs, Colorado
81147
USA

(If you wish further information about our activities on this planet, please contact our third-dimensional ofices for an update. If you would like a Creative License, please include a one-time fee of $11 in US Earth funds only)

Truth

We have noticed that you pretend to value truth on this planet. Some spend a lifetime seeking it. Your legal systems demand it, and you can be sued if your business doesn't practise it. Your philosophers define it, your scientists measure it, your religions exalt it, and you all fight over it. Meanwhile, all you are doing is paying global lip service to it. There is an excellent reason for all this: You have no idea what truth really is.

How the obvious has escaped you is a tedious story. The abridged version of it amounts to this: You embraced fear. After that unholy act, it has been downhill ever since. Fear is the first lie, the lie that tells you that you are separated from the whole. Once it has been embraced, you are incapable of ever telling the truth under any circumstances without blowing the game.

Truth, by its nature, is the light. Fear cannot, by its nature, be in the light without dying. It becomes a simple matter of self interest. Fear has owned this planet, its people, and their systems for a long time. It does not wish to give up the property it has acquired because it is a parasitic life form which cannot live separated from your life forces.

The truth is, you are the truth. It is not external to you, as you have been led to believe. For that reason, it is ludicrous to set out on a spiritual journey in search of it. It is likewise ridiculous to punish those who do not practice it when almost nobody on this planet does. As for philosophising over it, how can you when you wouldn't recognise it if it ran over you in the street? Meanwhile, measuring it is done in your attempt to dominate it, leading you further into the lie that it lives outside of you like an enemy that must be controlled. To exalt it is also to see it as separate. And fighting over it is so absurd as to not deserve our comment at all.

The totality of your clinically insane behaviour surrounding truth has been cleverly manipulated by fearin its attempts to keep your eyes off the truth. In this manner, fear was able to continue uninterrupted and undetected in its process of eating you alive. But don't worry - ther is a cure. All you need do is awaken to the fact that you are the truth. As the light comes on, the parasite will die, leaving you joyously able to reclaim command.

An explanation of the dimensions

Note: For clarity, we now offer a brief description of the dimensions. The third dimension is the one you a currently living in and transiting out of. It is the one you consider the sum total of reality.

The fourth dimension is sometimes referred to as the astral plane and exists as a shadow dimension to the third. Like the third, it is also a dimension of polarity and is inhabited by what you call 'spirits' and disembodied entities. This dimension has fallen out of favour with the thinking of scientific materialism and has been reduced to the ranks of a primitive, superstitious belief - a belief that permeated human myth until you all smartened up and dismissed it. You may be surprised to learn that the truth does not require your belief in it in order to function, and the fourth dimension has managed to carry on despite your rejection.

The fifth dimension appears in your symbol systems as 'heaven' and compared to the third dimension it is. It is a dimension of light and love, and is free of the illusions of separation and duality. The ifth dimension is in no way the end of the line; it is just the next step in your planetary evolution. Creation actually contains an infinite number of dimensions, many of which you inhabit simultaneously.We hope that clears this matter up for you.

The Messiah Complex

As you are awakening, there are some pitfalls we would like you to avoid. The most important one is the dreaded Messiah Complex. Before mission members are completely on their multidimensional feet, this complex tends to have some appeal. Mission Control would like to take a moment to make it a little less appealing.

Being Christ and thinking you are Christ are two different matters. If you only think you are Christ, you will then act like you think christ would act, which usually entails trying to save someone.

Let us make one thing very clear: This mission is not about "saving" anyone. All inhabitants of this planet are masters. Even the aliens are masters who are here doing a brilliant job mastering being aliens. Everyone on the planet knows the game and everyone has made their decision. If a person has chosen to continue as a master of limitation, that is their inalienable right. Saving people from their rights is not the intention of this planetary mission. And having our ground crew members running around with messianic fervour trying to rescue people from their free will is not through any request of Mission Control nor by any mandate of the Councils.

The Earth has elected to evolve beyond limitation; however, anyone who opts to explore that process further is free to do so - just not on this planet. Such people will be allowed to continue their experiments with limitation on some other piece of planetary property that is in a less advanced stage in its evolution.

The members of this mission have chosen to master divine expression instead of limitation, and are being asked to do so on this planet at this time. It is critical to remember that one choice is not better than the other. Do not, in your half-awakened state, and out of misdirected zeal, attempt to "convert" anyone to the choice you have made. Instead, be the choice you have made.

Mission Control expects our members to respect everyone's sovereignty and decisions. We also expect you to stand in your full presence and emanate your divine essence. In this manner and in no other, you will have the power to effect another's choice to do the same. Your embodiment of Spirit is the only act that will assist the mission in unfolding smoothly and efficiently to its destined conclusion.

The PLO - Its historic position

{In the previous section, the PLO is defined as being the Planetary Liberation Organisation}

Your world views history as the recording of everything important that has ever happened. Nothing could be further from the truth. History is little more than the distorted chronicling of endless human ego posturing whose sole purpose has been to reinforce the state of denial. Since the planet has decided that "no" is no longer an accptable answer, historic times have no choice but to come to an end.

Unless you are an awakened member of the PLO, this concept may be difficult to swallow. For the benefit of those who are not yet fully awake, Mission Control offers some examples of history's inherent flaws that are leading to its timely termination. These examples will probably be equally difficult to swallow.

Exhibit A: You have no doubt noticed that this planet's civilisations rise and fall with remarkable regularity. Historical accounts of these events invariably explain the reason for the decline In the case of the demise of Rome,

... more to follow ...

Exhibit B: An example of this can be seen in American history's rendition of its bloody conquest of the West. Every account will tell you that the white man won his war against the heathen and savage Indians. Not only are these reports unabashedly biased (and the lie of separation that fueled the event carefully hidden), but the fact that the allegedly defeated Indian Nation was the true victor is never acknowledged at all.

You read that sentence correctly. The Indians won their war with the white man. That war was a struggle for spiritual ascendancy, not a battle to determine who would subjugate the land. The Indian peoples, who are fifth-dimensional representatives, sacrificed themselves with their very blood to assure that this nation would become the spiritual giant it was meant to be. History books are incapable of recording that fact because their function is to meticulously gather material in support of the fear-filled national egos they repsresent. Because they serve human self-deception, historic records totally ignore the grander and deeper movement of Spirit that is always the only truth behind any fact.

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